Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Sex Tape Brokeback 2?
So I normally save the celeb news and gossip for the Unnamed Segment, but every now and then a story is just so humiliating that I can’t sit on it. White Trash Superstar AKA Captain Hepatitis Kid Rock and Jesus Christ Superstar Scott Stapp are the newest members of the Celebrity Sex Tape Club. The guys who brought you One Night in Paris and my personal favorite One in the Pink and One in the Stink #8 have scored another celebrity tape. Red Light District got their hands on a 6 year old tape that features coked up pair making classic comments and giving each other high fives as they get hummers on the tour bus from a group of strippers. Now I didn’t think there was a huge demand for a sex tape of either of these jackasses, but the toothless women here at the Shady Acres Trailer Park seem to be extremely excited to see their poster boy Kid Rock and Jesus together in a porno.
I met Scott right before his band Creed suckered the listening impaired and sold millions of records. The guy was a total dick and flirted with my fat ass ex girlfriend throughout the night. At least a pungent Kid Rock wasn’t a dick when I met him, but he was so high I am not sure he knew where he was. I cant help but giggle like an Asian schoolgirl and take delight in the downward spiral Scott Stapp’s life has taken the past couple years. There was the story of him getting punked by some FSU students at a Denny’s when he gave some girl his cell number. Then 311 redeemed themselves for turning into a pussy band by kicking Scott’s ass in a hotel bar. Shockingly his recent solo album bombed. Somehow despite being a washed up second rate rocker, Scott married Miss New York Jaclyn Nesheiwat and I decided life was truly unfair. Then reports of him getting arrested for public drunkenness at LAX the next day made me put my Kurt Cobain shotgun back in its case. Now five days later here comes the sex tape and life couldn’t be better here at WWJ headquarters. I included a totally dugan free preview of the soon to be released tape at the end of the post for those wanting a good laugh.
As always send hate mail to jimmy@WhiteTrashSuperstar.net
Peace, love and hair grease
Captain Hepatitis and the source of his power
How the hell did he pull this chick?
IT"S GOOD TO BE KING!!!!!
I met Scott right before his band Creed suckered the listening impaired and sold millions of records. The guy was a total dick and flirted with my fat ass ex girlfriend throughout the night. At least a pungent Kid Rock wasn’t a dick when I met him, but he was so high I am not sure he knew where he was. I cant help but giggle like an Asian schoolgirl and take delight in the downward spiral Scott Stapp’s life has taken the past couple years. There was the story of him getting punked by some FSU students at a Denny’s when he gave some girl his cell number. Then 311 redeemed themselves for turning into a pussy band by kicking Scott’s ass in a hotel bar. Shockingly his recent solo album bombed. Somehow despite being a washed up second rate rocker, Scott married Miss New York Jaclyn Nesheiwat and I decided life was truly unfair. Then reports of him getting arrested for public drunkenness at LAX the next day made me put my Kurt Cobain shotgun back in its case. Now five days later here comes the sex tape and life couldn’t be better here at WWJ headquarters. I included a totally dugan free preview of the soon to be released tape at the end of the post for those wanting a good laugh.
As always send hate mail to jimmy@WhiteTrashSuperstar.net
Peace, love and hair grease
Captain Hepatitis and the source of his power
How the hell did he pull this chick?
IT"S GOOD TO BE KING!!!!!
posted by WWJ at 11:25 PM
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