Wrestle With Jimmy: WTF of the Day

Time for an almost spank worthy Wrestle With Jimmy’s WTF of the Day. I have been single for a long time and have become quite the porn aficionado, so the following story really caught my attention. The student run television station at University of California San Diego has been airing a porno in celebration of Freedom of Speech Week!!! Now this isn’t just the average Jenna Jameson being tagged by a gang of midgets dressed like Oompa Loompa porn, nor is it the “reality porn “ like Bang Bus that is all over the net. No this porn was a student made porno aptly named Rising Fee‘s and Poppin‘ B‘s. I am all for freedom of speech , so for some hot little sorority girls to take their clothes off and spread their legs for freedom of speech brought a tear to my eye. After reading about this story, I set out on a mission to learn more and mainly to obtain my own copy of the tape, for research of course. Much to my disappointment the porno was not of a bunch of sorority sex kittens at the Delta house kegger. No this was a flick of a guy and a girl who supposedly isn’t even a student at UC San Diego. I felt cheated much like the first time I watched one of the College Fuck Fest videos. To make things worse is the girl isn’t even hot. You would think if you are going to hire a girl to star in your porno you could spend less on lighting and catering and pony up some more cash for a decent looking girl. This has made me question my beliefs on freedom of speech. I am all for porn on college TV, hell if UGA had that on their student run station I would have gone to school for another 8 years, but when the lead actress’ belly is hanging over her jeans and her breasts have more stretch marks then Oprah’s ass, I am all for censorship. I am not sure what the hell the guy, who is actually a student at the college, was thinking of when he decided to star in this movie. Granted it was probably the only way this dork could get a girl to sleep with him, but now he has showed his rather small pecker to the entire campus and will be laughed at by any girl that he approaches and will never get laid again. Well despite the girl being hideous I did watch the flick and the highlight was the soundtrack provided by the local college band Defamation League. Nothing goes better with horrid porn then comical rap music from 2 white boys and a black guy who must have had his Brother Card revoked and was forced to hang with the goofy looking stoners. Well there is your WTF of the Day, I have included some links at the bottom in which you can see the porn and uncensored pictures from the set. If you cant figure out those links are NSFW then you deserved to be fired, so don’t email me bitching at me.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@DeltaHouseKegger.net

Peace love and hair grease

On a related note everyone needs to go over to Tim Andrews web site THE PORN CZAR.By far one of the funniest guys I have ever met and he has a great site filled with humor and boobs.He was nice enough to mention my site before it even got up an running so go to his site bitches!!!

The Links

The Movie

The Pictures

The Band

The Student Run TV Station

The News Article

Hmm how will I ever get laid?? If only I had a role model to look up to and follow in their footsteps. Wait a minute the Fonz was a ladies man....