HBOTD - Wilmer Valderrama's Bitches
Wilmer Valderrama is my hero. Despite not being that good looking of a guy (yes I am secure enough with my sexuality to say that) and not a huge star, Fez is in the Man Hall of Fame. The guy has had more then his share of Hollywood hotties and has most likely bagged numerous of other hot chicks around the world. The guy is this generations Scott Baio.This week he went on Howard Stern and gave the dirt on some of the pieces of ass he has conquered in Hollywood. Here are the highlights of the interview.
Popped Mandy Moore’s cherry
Jennifer Love Hewitt was 8 out of 10 in the sack
He has had threesomes
Lindsay Lohan's boobs are real
Lindsay Lohan is great in bed and in the Fez top 5 list
He has video taped himself and some Hollywood hotties but erased the tape so it didn’t show up on the net
Lil Fez is 8 inches
He has giving it to one famous chick in the poop shoot
Ashlee Simpson is a screamer
Now I will admit that I am extremely jealous that this pudgy bastard gets to nail all these girls I have fantasized about for years, but I defiantly tip my hat to him and beg him to tell me his secret. I know I haven’t been on a TV show, I am not rich and despite having a size 13 shoe and a big Jewish nose, I am white and Irish on top of that which debunks both of these myths. Maybe one day he will write a book so I can learn from this living legend. Well enjoy the first ever WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day dedicated to a guy, Fez’s Bitches.
As always send hate mail to jimmy@FezIsMyHero.net
Peace love and hair grease
Ashlee Simpson
I wonder if she lip synched those screams?
Jennifer Love Hewitt
I refuse to believe she is only an 8
Lindsay Lohan
an yes they are real
Mandy Moore
What was it like the first time you got 8 inches of Fez in you Mandy?
How did it look when he put it in the stink?
Popped Mandy Moore’s cherry
Jennifer Love Hewitt was 8 out of 10 in the sack
He has had threesomes
Lindsay Lohan's boobs are real
Lindsay Lohan is great in bed and in the Fez top 5 list
He has video taped himself and some Hollywood hotties but erased the tape so it didn’t show up on the net
Lil Fez is 8 inches
He has giving it to one famous chick in the poop shoot
Ashlee Simpson is a screamer
Now I will admit that I am extremely jealous that this pudgy bastard gets to nail all these girls I have fantasized about for years, but I defiantly tip my hat to him and beg him to tell me his secret. I know I haven’t been on a TV show, I am not rich and despite having a size 13 shoe and a big Jewish nose, I am white and Irish on top of that which debunks both of these myths. Maybe one day he will write a book so I can learn from this living legend. Well enjoy the first ever WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day dedicated to a guy, Fez’s Bitches.
As always send hate mail to jimmy@FezIsMyHero.net
Peace love and hair grease
Ashlee Simpson
I wonder if she lip synched those screams?
Jennifer Love Hewitt
I refuse to believe she is only an 8
Lindsay Lohan
an yes they are real
Mandy Moore
What was it like the first time you got 8 inches of Fez in you Mandy?
How did it look when he put it in the stink?
Labels: Ashlee Simpson, HBOTD, Hot Bitch of the Day, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, That 70's Show
posted by WWJ at 2:23 AM
2 Comments:
FEZ is MY HERO!! Are you kidding me? That guy gets more pretty bushes than a landscaper!
HE needs his own real men of honor Bud Light radio commercial.
"Here's to you, not that great looking guy with an accent, for knocking down all that hot trim" (knocking down all that hot trim sung rockingly in the background).
JLH too?!?! Lucky bastard! And only an 8? I doubt it too.
LMAO that has to be the all time best comment every left for any of my blogs. I actually know for a fact that JHL is better then an 8 in the sack, but I have been sworn to secrecy on it.
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