Munchies - Free magazines, Reservoir Dogs, Prank calls and more

Ok now you should be ready for some late night Munchies filled with typos and bad grammer so save your emails jackass.
I helped support the protesting Mexicans on Monday by grabbing some tacos and burritos at my favorite Mexican restaurant. The Porn Czar however decided to help by trying to find a Mexican whore in Vegas. Click here to hear the call.

The Bunnies are back and uncensored! This time they take on Reservoir Dogs in 30 seconds. Click here to see Mr. Pink and the rest of the crew.

I cant remember if I posted this before, but if I did so fucking what its a great page. Every Playboy Playmate from 1954 to Miss March 2006 Monica Leigh. Click here to go to the Playboy Playmate Database. Yes Eienstien that would be NSFW.

Unlike most people I know, I dont live on Myspace and I refuse to become a Myspace whore. I have resited my urges to be the creepy old man surfing for young and hot girls who take pictures in their bathroom mirror modeling their new Victoria's Secret thong. I however have no will power and still surf for those hot young pieces of ass and one of those days I came across this page. I had planned to save this for April 20th but I will probably be too wasted to rememebr so click here to see Girls Gone Weed.
Remember...if she smokes ...she fucks

Its been a long time since I posted links for free magazine subscriptions. Yes I said FREE. No credit card required. Better act fast or they will be gone.
Free subscription to SPIN click here
Free Subscription to Electronic Gaming Monthly Click here
Need some animated pictures for MySpace or message boards? Well this page has a ton of bouncing breasts to choose from. Once again dumb ass this page is NSFW. Click here to get some Animated Boobs.


I dont typicaly push bands as everyone has different taste in music, but these two CDs have been getting alot of play on my iPod. Click on their name to go to their site and hear their stuff.
Flyleaf - If you like the crazy alternative/new rock that all the kids are listening to these days then go check out this band. The lead singer is a chick, but dont let that fool you as she actualy rocks. WWJ fav tracks - Cassie, Im So Sick
The Fray - If your into the James Blunt and Coldplay stuff then you will dig this whole CD. WWJ fav tracks - Over My Head (Cable Car), Look After You
Save Manny has got pictures of thatlucky bastard, Billy Zane's girl friend, Kelly Brook. Oddly she actualy has clothes on in these pictures, but despite the clothing still nice photo shoot. Click here to see the pictures.

Finaly here is a video of Carmen Electra denying Howard Stern from seeing her O Face. Maybe its just me, but bitch seems like a prude. How do you go on Stern and not whore yourself out for your upcoming shitty movie? Well prude or not she is still hot and despite having slept with both Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro, I would risk a strange rash on my balls for one night with that ass. Click here to see the video via Gorillamask

The End

Almost forgot I was going to give away some invites to Super Torrents, so first 5 people to email me will get an invite to a kick ass torrent site.
Labels: Munchies



3 Comments:
How in the hell can Carmen be a prude. She slept with everyone Pam Anderson WOULDN'T!
ANd by the way, the thousands of people that keep visiting this site need to leave some comments, bitches. I'm starting to look like a stalker or something. Oh yeah, send me super torrent.
send complaints to dutch@whywon't thegirlstouchmylightsaber.com!
heh..thx for the advertising bro...lemme know if you need a re up on those invites
Yeah I dont get how I get decent numbers but no comments. Maybe it is because I am a slack ass and havent been updating that much who knows. Dutch you will have to fight Alan in a barb wire cage match for title of WWJ's Number 1 Stalker. He has you beat with his Myspace page! I miss the Modblog days when I had Grim, Sluty and the rest of the girls leaving me comments. Not that I dont mind comments from you guys, just its nice to have my lightsaber stroked by a girl now an then. Great job on the email addey Dutch your invite is on the way.
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