Wrestle With Jimmy: Britney Spears Drops Her Baby, Wins Mother of the Year

FEMA is no longer the slowest government agency to respond to a natural disaster. How the hell does Britney Spears and Special K still have custody of there kid? I am pretty sure my retarded cousin could care for a new born better then these two, so why did it take so long for California’s child service to show up at their door? The kid fell out of his high chair and busted his head so hard that he fractured his freaking skull!!! If having Brit and Special K as your parents wasn’t guarantee enough that you would be riding the short bus, I am sure that fall most likely clinched this kids seat on the on the Retard Express. First, Brit blamed it on a faulty high chair and talked about suing the manufactures and then she later blamed it on her Spanish speaking nanny and sent her ass back across the border. California’s Child Services, which is no CSI, somehow believed her and no actions were taken when they paid a visit to the Spears mansion to investigate the incident.

Maybe he was trying to commit suicide. I know I would if those two were my rents.

Twice this week the Britster showed off the parenting skills she learned at the Michael Jackson Baby Dangling Academy. First she was photographed driving around with Sean P facing the wrong way in his car seat. Then she was photographed almost dropping Sean, before her bodyguard made the save.

I dont have any kids and I even know this wrong

Former porn star and now bodyguard Officer Ramrod makes the save

Notice the look of concern on Brits face....

Brit recently announced she is pregnant again. She apparently knew back in February that Special K had knocked her up again, but that didn’t stop her from getting shit faced on martinis at BED when she was here in Atlanta back at the end of March. Perhaps she was just trying to make sure the kid would be brain damaged, so it could ride the same bus as Sean and Special K. I have been saying for years there should be a law that to have stupid people castrated, because natural selection just doesn’t seem to be working fast enough. I have also amended my law to include severe beatings to all the journalist and bloggers that use the tag line “Opps she did it again” every time there is a Britney story.

HELLS YEAH I knocked that bitch up again!! My ass is set fo reals now yo. Bring on the Forties and Hoes!!