Paris Hilton Gets Booed Loudly At UFC 60 in L.A.

Paris Hilton was among several Hollywood stars at the Staples Center in Los Angeles tonight to watch UFC 60. Normally there are a ton of Hollywood stars at UFC events and between rounds and fights the UFC will point out the famous peeps in the crowd. Typically these stars get loud applause when shown on the big screen, but not Hollywood’s favorite whore Paris Hilton. When the cameras focused on her and put her name up on the screen the Staples Center erupted into a thunderous chorus of boos. Not only did the Staples Center boo Paris, but also the Hooters where I watched the event at. Has America finally tired of Paris Hilton? I can only hope so. I have never understood people’s fascination with her. The only thing she had going for her was being a rich whore but after her incredibly boring sex tape showed she in fact had no talents even as a whore what’s left? Ok I confess I would hit it to get at that money, but I would have also slept with the oil tycoon crypt keeper that Anna Nicole Smith bagged for billions. One other thing that was interesting, Paris Hilton was sitting next to David Spade. How the hell does a grown man that looks like a 13 year old girl with facial hair pull Heather Locklear and Paris Hilton? Yes I know Tommy Boy is a classic, but that should only get you drugged out strippers and some homely looking assistant, NOT Heather Locklear. No pictures to go with this post because I am too drunk to even attempt that much. Thanks to the lovely ladies at Hooters that took care of Vince the Asian Sensation and me tonight.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@MyFirstDrunkPost.net

Peace love and hair grease