What's Happening This Week 5-10-06

Sorry for the lack of updates, but I have been pretty sick since Friday and I am finally starting to feel better. Luckily I had a sweet and sexy lady taking care of me over the weekend. Thanks MOM!!! Ill make sure to get you something nice for Mother’s day. The much anticipated 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour’s stop at El Azteca for Cinco de Mayo sadly only lasted for one drink before I had to tap out. The weekend was uneventful as the majority of it was spent in bed, however I did learn it is possible to piss out your ass. Well enough about my anal leakage on to What’s Happening This Week.

NEW MUSIC

Gnarls Barkley - St.Elsewheres
Ok so I had this up last week, but it was an import. The US version of Cee Lo and Danger Mouse coming together to make music is now out.

Red Hot Chili Peppers – Stadium Arcadium
The RHCP are back with a brand new 2 disc album. They could have saved me and themselfs some time and just put out 1 disc.

Nick Lachey - Whats Left of Me

I haven’t got a chance to listen to the Cd yet, but I am sure it’s a bunch of songs crying over Jessica Simpson cheating on his ass with Bam Maggera and Johnny Knoxville. Since Nick is going to need the money if things don’t go his way in the divorce, I am making this the WWJ pick of the week. Ok I confess the single has grown on me so save your “You know how I know your gay” comments ass wipe!



Neil Young – Living With War
ATTENTION DIRTY HIPPIES!!! On your way to protest the war with that bitch Cindy Sheehan, well then you definitely need the new one from Neil Young on your Ipod. It will make the perfect soundtrack for when the riot police put those plastic twist ties on your wrists and haul you off to jail.



NEW ON DVD

Munich
Steven Spielberg take on the 1972 Olympic murders and pushes his politics in your face, but hey its got the HULK in it!!

The New World
Pocahontas gets her cherry popped by Colin Farrell and the white man steals land from the Indians, oh sorry Native Americans. I don’t even remember this making it to theaters. I do however remember the porno PokeHerOntAss which I would highly suggest, but if you want 2 hours of making you feel guilty for pushing the Indians to live in casinos and using their names for sport teams this film is for you.
GIVE IT TO HER JOHN!!!!


Nanny McPhee
It turns out this isn’t a Skinamax movie featuring American Idol hottie Katherine McPhee, so learn from my mistake and don’t order this kids flick



Grandmas Boy

If your going to get stoned and want to watch a movie this week, this Adam Sandler produced film is perfect for you. Since all the other DVDs this week suck, I will make this the WWJ pick of the week. I laughed a couple times and it meets two major requirements for a great movie, boobs and a monkey.



Rumor Has It
Somehow Kevin Costner is still making movies and we are supposed to believe he is banging Jennifer Anniston.

Big Momma’s House 2
Another sequel made way to late to capitalizing on the surprising success of the original.

This week sees a ton of TV shows on DVD so here is a run down of those.

Rescue Me season 2
Everybody Loves Raymond season 6
Scrubs season 3
That 70’s Show season 4
Dr.Katz Professional Therapist season 1
The Facts of Life season 1 and 2
Golden Girls season 5

The O FACE from Bea Arthur...my penis just commited sucide



IN THEATERS

Just My Luck
Lindsay Lohan stars in this teen flick about a lucky girl who becomes unlucky after kissing a guy. Its a PG-13 movie so don’t expect to see any of her assets.



Poseidon

A remake that may actually be better then the first, say what? Well I never saw the first, but come on anything with Kurt Russell is going to kick ass. This is the man who made Big Trouble In Little China people show some respect!! Josh Lucas and Richard Dreyfuss also star in this WWJ pick of the week.

You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?


Ok bitches that’s What’s Happening This Week, more of your favorite WWJ segments will start back up tomorrow. Oh don’t forget Yo Mama this Sunday, at least call her or get her a card and some flowers and remind her sexy ass that I like coffee with my eggs and bacon, not OJ.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@BoobsAndMonkeys.com

Peace love and hair grease