What’s Happening This Week 5-24-06

Time once again to take a look at What’s Happening This Week.

NEW MUSIC

Dixie Chicks – Taking the Long Way Home
I always thought these chicks were lesbians, but it seems they are very anti Bush. This is supposedly the best CD they have ever put out (which isn’t saying much), but I am pretty sure they are still banned on all country stations and this could very well be the last we ever hear from them.


Death Leppard – Yeah
When I saw the cover of this CD I got extremely excited, but my excitement quickly turned when I found out that this CD doesn’t include a cover of the hit song from Usher, Ludacris, and Lil John. Just because they won’t be singing that on their tour this summer with Journey, doesn’t mean I don’t want to go. Anybody got tickets for the sold out show in Atlanta, HOOK A BROTHER UP!!!

Dont look for a special guest spot by Lil John


Angels and Airwaves - We Don’t Need To Whisper
Are you still crying over the break up of Blink 182? Well dry those tears you pussy punk rawker, because former Blink front man, Tom DeLonge has a new band that sounds just like his old band. This is sort of like that Super Group show on VH1, as Tom got David Kennedy the guitarist from Box Car Racer, bassist Ryan Sinn from the Distillers, and on the drums Atom Willard of Rocket from the Crypt and the Offspring fame. **WWJ Pick of the Week**

American Idol Season 5 Encores
American Idol is now over, but now you can take the glorified karaoke on the road with you as all your favorite season 5 contestants sing their favorite songs.

Her and the twins lost Idol to Michael McDonald


The Wreckers – Stand Still, Look Pretty
So you wanted to add some new chick sung country music to your collection, but don’t want your friends and family to think you’re a bad American because you bought the new Dixie Chicks CD? Well former pop star Michelle Branch and her gal pal Jessica Harp have put together the perfect CD for you.

They look hotter then the Dixie Chicks too


WWE Wreckless Intent
You can laugh all you want that the WWE is putting out a CD, but with bands like POD, Saliva and Oscar winning Three 6 Mafia, this CD might be worth a listen.

NEW ON DVD

Bloodrayne Unrated
Another good video game turned into a shitty movie. There is the plus of seeing Kristanna Loken in next to nothing and making out with Michelle Rodriguez. I may be wrong and I would advise you to check Mr.Skin, but I believe Kristen has a nude scene in it. IF she is naked then make this one a **WWJ Pick of the Week**

Transamerica
Felicity Huffman stars in this movie about a pre-operative male-to-female transexual awaiting gender-reassignment surgery. This movie will look great sitting right next to your Brokeback Mountain DVD.



Wrestlemania 22
Its the Super Bowl of wrasslin, where men become legnds. See how midget Rey Mysterio becomes the Heavyweight Champion, Bret Hart get inducted into the Hall of Fame and all the rest of this years Wrestlemania matches.


TV Shows now on DVD
Deadwood - The Complete Second Season
Boston Legal - Season 1
The Closer - The Complete First Season
Wings - The Complete First and Second Seasons
M*A*S*H - Season Ten (Collector's Edition)


IN THEATHERS

X-Men 3: The Last Stand
Even though it was directed by Brett Rattner, the final X-Men movie looks to be the best one of them all. If you go see this movie, and honestly you have no reason not to go see it, STAY TILL THE END!!! After the credits there is still more movie leaving it open for X4 or a possible spin off flick. **WWJ Pick of the Week**

Return of the blue body paint



ON TV

UFC 60 Hughes vs. Gracie
Saturday, the WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour will be watching UFC 60 at a YTBD Hooters, because nothing goes better with the ass kicking that is UFC like mass quanties of wings, beer, and tight lil orange shorts. Need to know if a Sports bar near you is showing the fight? Click here to get a list of the US bars that are showing the fight. **WWJ Pick of the Week**



That’s What’s Happening This Week Bitches. Some more Video of the Day’s, another HBOTD(which is open for suggestions), a new segment and yes the return of everyone’s favorite The Unnamed Segment….really I am going to finally do it…promise.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@ShirleyHemphillIsSexy.org

Peace love and hair grease




Angels and Airwaves - We Don’t Need To Whisper
Bloodrayne Unrated Only if Kristanna is nude in it!
X-Men 3: The Last Stand
UFC 60 Hughes vs. Gracie