What's Happening This Week 5-3-06

Heres What's Happening this week bitches!! Not that you care but I am including my picks of the week


New Music

Tool - 10,000 Days
The perfect soundtrack for when you sacrfice goats and pray to Satan. * WWJ pick of the week*

Pearl Jam - Pearl Jam
Break out your plaid flannel shirts and your Doc Martin's, no its not the Butch Lesbian Society's monthly meeting, its the return of grunge rock..ummm whoo hoo?

Jewel - Goodbye Alice in Wonderland
Everyones favorite yoddle singing snaggletooth is back. Just because she has a messed up grill doesnt mean I still wouldnt hit that.

Thursday - City By the Light Divided
Some of that new rock stuff all the kids are listening to

Moob Deep - Blood Money
G..g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g G UNIT

Gnarls Barkley - St. Elsewhere
Cee Lo and Danger Mouse come together to make...music ya thats it music

New on DVD

The Family Stone
I have no clue what this flick is about, but it has hottie Rachel McAdams in it which is good enough for me. In case your gay and dont like Rachel McAdams, this movie has an all star cast which normaly means its a pile of shit.

Hoodwinked
Think of Shrek if it really sucked with a Red Ridding Hood story line. Jim Belushi and Gleen Clsoe are some of the voices.

King of the Hill Season 6
Yeah this show is still around

In Theaters

Mission Impossible 3
Crazy ass Tom Cruise tries to save the world by jumping on couches. Hate Tom and need reasons to see this flick? It was directed by JJ Abrams, the creator of Lost and Alias. Keri Russell grew her hair back out and is hot again. Phillip Seymor Hoffman, who unlike Tom is great actor, plays the crazy villian. *WWJ pick of the week*

Thats What's Happening This Week bitches!! Dont forget to show your support to all the protesting Mexicans this Cinco De Mayo, no dont vote for Pedro, do it by drinking a ton of Corona and Margaritas at your favorite Mexican restaurant. The 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour will show its support on the patio at the El Azteca on Roswell Road from 7pm until the restaurant closes or I pass out. The Unnamed Segment will finaly make its long awaited return, no really I swear, but first it will be some Munchies to hold you over.

as always send hate mail to jimmy@VoteForPedro.com

peace love and hair grease