Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Baby Shiloh Nouvel picture?

So in shocking news, the first picture showing the result of all the dirty sex that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had all over the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, flooded the internets today. Now I am sure these “leaked” pictures had nothing to do with today’s re-release of Mr. & Mrs. Smith on DVD. I seriously doubt people that possess such high morals, such as Ang and Brad, would ever dream of using their new born for profit. They could have easily bought all the web sites that could be made using the baby’s name or even sold these pictures for millions of dollars to a magazine, but a UN rep and the founder of Fight Club wouldn’t do something like that. I also don’t think it is any coincidence that the first pictures of what could very well be the Anti Christ came out on 6-6-6. When little Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was still in Ang’s belly, magazines and bloggers were suggesting this would be the World’s Most Beautiful Baby. Well the kid doesn’t have a disformed face or an extra arm from what I can tell, but luckily my title of World’s Most Beautiful baby is still in tact. There is still hope for the mega lipped and cute baby (I only say cute because there is a law that says you must call all baby’s cute even if they are ugly and deformed), as I grew from the World’s Most Beautiful Baby to a man who now has to conceal his face with a spandex mask. So don’t worry for Shiloh, because in 17 years she will grow up to become the hottest actress/model on the planet and if she happens to grow into a hideous freak of nature like me, at least she will have Mom and Daddy’s bank account to dip into for massive plastic surgery and then she wont have to wear a leather mask, unless she is kinky like her Mom.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@TheOrginalWorldsMostBeautifulBaby.com

Peace love and hair grease


The picture the world is going crazy over

The title of World's Most Beautiful Baby remains in my trophy case


Could Shiloh turn out hotter and kinkier then her Mom? We can only hope...