HBOTD - Gisele Bündchen in Arena August 2006

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have a dream that one day there will be a miracle pill that will cure all STD’s. The day after the pill hits the market, I will be on a plane to Brazil to enjoy a week long sexcapade with as many hot Brazilian women I can pull or money can buy me. One of the many hot exports from Brazil is Victoria’s Secret super model Gisele Bündchen. Just like the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone, her body is considered a national treasuer in Brazil. The girl has an amazing body and her only flaw is that Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis has been inside her. Sadly there is still not a cure all pill for getting firecrotch and since lil Leo has been camping out in Gisele’s happy valley for years, this most likely has lead to a dirty disease infested campsite. Despite all that, I would still love to take a 3 maybe 5 minute camping trip to Gisele’s happy valley.

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Peace love and hair grease