Video of the Day - Hips Don't Lie

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I have long had a hypothesis that any girl, no matter how messed up their grill is, has the ability to be sexy if she can dance. A key example of my hypothesis is Shakira. The girl looks like a reject from Jim Henson’s workshop, but the way she moves in her videos makes me want to do things with her that are so nasty that there isn’t even a name for it yet. My hypothesis finally turned into a theory a couple weeks back after a trip to Fever. Even though I was surrounded in VIP by amazingly hot women, I couldn’t keep my eyes off an average looking girl on the dance floor that possessed amazing hip action. My whole night was spent looking down at her on the dance floor and completely ignoring the hot girls that came up to us. Just 2 weeks after becoming a theory, my lifetimes work has hit a HUGE roadblock thanks to today’s Video of the Day. I guess its back to the drawing board.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@HipsDontLie.net

Peace love and hair grease