Video of the Day - Jessica Simpson Public Affair

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Jessica Simpson’s new video, Public Affair, made its world debut on TRL at 3:30 this afternoon and at 3:31 p.m. I was throwing an overused and very stiff towel in my hamper. I would suggest you turn down your speakers or you will end up like me with a pencil jammed in you ear. The song sounds like a leftover Madonna song from 1986. Papa Joe, being the pimp he is, realized it would take more then just whoring out his first born to help cover up the shittyness of the song , so he enlisted some of Jessica’s hot Hollywood friends to be in the video. My favorite part of the video has to be the very sexually suggestive scene when Jessica wildly rubs an ice cream cone all over her face. With a technique like that, it’s no wonder why Johnny Knoxville shared her with the cast of Jackass.

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