Video of the Day - Breakdancing Indian Midget

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. For some reason, any video that has a monkey in human clothes or a midget dancing, will make me laugh uncontrollably until I nearly piss my pants. Even though I have seen the old Monkey Movies that TBS used to play a million times, they still make me laugh. I am sure a psychologist would say that my love for monkeys and midgets goes back to a suppressed childhood memory or perhaps because I have watched midget porn he would suggest something more Freudian, if that’s even a word. Rest assured that I have no desire to fuck a monkey, but if I was drunk and by drunk I mean had at least one beer, I don’t think I would turn down a pudgy armed midget if she came on to me. These are just off the top of my head, but think of the possibilities of nailing a midget. If she was a blonde I could put blue body paint on her and call her Smurfette. Of course there is the whole Lord of The Rings route, where I pretend she is a whore from the Shire and pound her till she tells me where her gay cousins Sam and Frodo went to with the Ring. In either case, I would attempt to see how fast I could spin her while she was on top of me and then watch her dizzy ass stumble around the room on her short pudgy legs. Perhaps you are more old school, and would prefer to dress her up like an Oompa Loompa or one of the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz. I for one think that would just be degrading, but who am I to judge you for having a thing for the Wonka or the Oz.

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Peace love and hair grease