HBOTD - Keeley Hazell Topless UK FHM November 2006

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I wasn’t planning on posting anything tonight, but these new topless pictures of my future ex wife Keeley Hazell take priority over my plans of a drunken debauchery filled evening. WWJ’s Senior Staff Photographer is still on assignment in England and since he hasn’t checked in for a couple days I am not sure if he has had any success securing a lock of Keeley’s hair and one of her many thongs to add to my stalker worthy collection. I am sure if I lived in England I would continually get my ass kicked and be issued a world record amount of restraining orders just for following her around or peeping in her windows. However I feel that an ass kicking and jail time is a small price to pay to show your dream girl how much you care. I am pretty sure after seeing the shrine I made in my closet, she would drop the restraining orders and we would move to the English countryside and live happily ever after. Until then, I will continue to have candle lit dinners and laugh about the good ole days with my brunette blow up doll. See you bitches never knew I was a romantic.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@SheWillBeMineOhYesSheWillBeMine.come

Peace love and hair grease



The rest of the pictures are of Keeley topless and showing off her amazing set of 32 E's. Since boobs, no matter how great they may be, are NSFW, your goign to have to click the banner below to see them.