Video of the Day - What I Want In A Woman

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. For some reason I am constantly asked why I am single. I think it is pretty evident why I am single, but others seem to think I am a fun and decent looking guy and they find it odd that I haven’t found a woman and settled down yet. These conversations about me being near 30 and still single always include the question,” What are you looking for in a woman?” Well that’s simple, two tits and a clit. Okay I am way pickier then that, in fact I am extremely picky and that is probably one of the top 5 reasons that I am single. Today’s Video of the Day from Mr. Pregnant perfectly explains “What I Want in a Woman.” One more thing, I know I am far from being Brad Pitt or a model, but damn I am not that ugly. So why do people always try to set me up with fugly girls? Oh she has a great personality? Well I guess when you have the face of a mongoloid you need to have something going for you. Guys be warned, when you hear the phrase “well she is kind of cute, but she has a great personality,” DECLINE your friends offer to be set you up. Though some of you may be desperate, so I offer you this sage advice: Beauty is only a light switch away.

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Peace love and hair grease