Unnamed Segment 3-1-06 Tomkat split, Nick Lachey needs money, Sheryl Crow breast cancer

It’s finally time for the return of Hollywood’s red headed step child BITCHES!!! The Unnamed Segment is back and ready to rip Hollywood a new one. It has been way too long and I am sure the rust will be apparent, but with a can of WD40, some duck tape and the power of Greyskull by my side I HAVE THE POWER!!!! Cue the theme music!

Welcome back, Your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back, To that same old place that you laughed about. Well the names have all changed since you hung around, But those dreams have remained and they're turned around. Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya) Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya) Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back, Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

First off, thanks to everyone that came over from the old Modblog site and all the new peeps that have stopped by from where ever. I am still in shock at the numbers and am working to get the site looking better. I have added links for the Hot Bitch of the Day Archive and the 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour, so look for the images on the sidebar. Any suggestions, comments or ideas you have for the site are always welcome, but I reserve the right to tell you that your idea is shit and that you can shove my ghetto designed page right up your ass.

WWJ and Sr Staff Photographer Ray are teaming up again!!So stay tuned. Ray is the bald one if you were wondering.


Tomkat is over. Despite the recent pictures from Australia and Tahiti of them once again awkwardly holding hands, the couple is done. Tom was in Australia and Katie was in the US with her strap on baby bump, when the news of the breakup hit the papers. Katie was immediately thrown on a plane, by a gang of Scientologists no doubt, and took the long flight. Being my gynecologist license isn’t official, maybe I am wrong when I assume that a woman that far along in a pregnancy shouldn’t be flying. I guess she isn’t carrying “The Chosen One” since the Alien Gang put her at risk, just to battle the break up stories and that Tom being gay thing. When a 5 million dollar contract and a fake pregnancy can’t keep a 44 year old closet case homo, that worships ET and has random couch jumping outbursts and a 28 year old herpes infected catholic school girl together, then I just give up on love.

We are so happy!! Isnt that right bitch?


In other break up news, Nick Lachey is going after Jessica Simpson’s money. I am guessing Papa Joe weaseled Nick out of all the Newlywed cash, so now he has to seek support from an air head to help support his big breasted hunger. Maybe now that his brother won Dancing with the Stars, Nick will have a bigger couch to crash on.

I heart Nick, Knoxville, Bam, Steve O, Adam Levine, Jude Law, WWJ.....

Lucky bastard was first to tap it and now will profit from it. Dont think anyone feels sorry for you Nick.


Nope my brains arent down there... hmm did I remember to put on my thong?





Wow this has to be a first. Look Jessica is keeping her legs together!!!


Despite Drew Lachey wining Dancing with the Stars, the real winner was former WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day Stacy Kiebler and the male population. Don’t expect Stacy to be going back to WWE. Wrestlemania will most likely be her last appearance in the WWE, as her contract is about up. Don’t worry you will get to see more of Miss LegsAndAss, since she has numerous film and TV offers. Sorry guys, she won’t be in Playboy anytime soon. The magazine has been after her for years and now with her new found popularity the chances of Playboy tempting her are as good as my chances of having an over the top battle royal with her in my king size bed. Don’t cry, another WWE Diva, Candice Michelle, will be gracing the cover and pages of Playboy next month. Candice is also scheduled to be the next WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day.

I would eat that like a fat kid eating a box of Keibler elf cookies





The Winter Olympics are over and so sadly are Norma Lee’s Olympic updates on The Regular Guy’s. I didn’t watch any of the games, but these radio segments were ah shit I will be corny and say it gold medal worthy. Maybe they will make their way on the net or on the next CD.

Even with a nip slip figure skating is still pretty gay

Avril closed out the Olympic ceremony so in the spirt of the Olympics here is her nip slip


Time to check in on America’s favorite trailer park couple, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Despite a million plus downloads in its first day on the net, Special K’s song PopaZoa has oddly not entered the Billboard charts or any radio stations play list. Maybe his next song with The Game will have better luck. Brit and her son recently took a trip to Hawaii, so her son could spend some quality time with his Guatemalan Nanny. While Brit was away, K Fed was seen getting cozy with another blonde on the streets of Hollywood. I always knew Brit had a brain the size of a cashew, but it dumbfounds me why she is still with Special K. Granted she has gotten fat and has the face of a 40 year old Waffle House waitress, but with all her money she could easily do better. I mean if that 90 year old that looked like Gollum from Lord of the Rings can bag Anna Nicole Smith in her prime, I think Brit could land a decent looking guy who wouldn’t cheat on her.

I am not sure, but I think Brit was in Hawaii auditioning for Free Willy 3

Hey that blonde skank isnt Brit?!?! Special K would never break his vows would he?

OH this is too easy. Lets see.. $30 for a carton of smokes.. $14 on Cheetos and Red Bull 10 mill to support your wannabe thug husband.. being in your 20's and looking worse then your illegal imigrant nanny...priceless. Oh bite me its late if you can do better leave a comment.


ABC pissed me off last week, by cock teasing me with a new episode of Lost, to only play the first episode for the 80th time. The cast has been staying out of trouble since the last 2 DUI’s. I only mentioned Lost to have a reason to post these pictures of the hobbit loving Evangeline Lilly prancing around the beach in her bating suit. I am sure most girls would say her bathing suit is hideous and a fashion foul, but to a guy this bathing suit is straight out of the 2006 Fantasy Outfits You Wish Your Girlfriend Would Wear.

The girl isnt always hot, but damn that bottom piece is sexy

I dont really need a reason to post these as well








I am stoked to see Ultraviolet this Friday, but worry about it being a huge let down. One movie that even Kristen Dunst can’t ruin will be Spiderman 3. They are doing away with the red and blue suit and introducing the black and silver Venom suit, which means the introduction of the best villain in the Spiderman universe isn’t too far behind.





Despite the alleged tape being a fake, the Paris Hilton and Nicole Lenz lesbian sex tape is still big news. No, the following picture is not a photo shop cover for the sex tape. Paris, who has as much acting skill as my left nut, actually landed a staring role in a “real” movie.

Dont believe the rumors?? Just like the last tape that you denied huh?


Dumb luck or marketing genius


Sheryl Crow was recently diagnosed with breast cancer. Sorry to disappoint you if you expected a tasteless joke there, as I am not even that big of an asshole to make jokes about someone getting breast cancer. It does make me wonder if this is why she broke of her engagement to Lane “one Nut” Armstrong. I had sex ed. several years ago, but I don’t recall my P.E. coach saying anything about cancer being sexually transmitted.



Just in case, here is one more look at them




Since I am still rusty that is all for this week. Hopefully the rust will be gone soon and the Unnamed Segment will be bright and shinny once again. Enjoy the rest of the pics.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@PopaZoaIsDaBombYo.net

Peace love and hair grease

I seriously doubt Christina needs any pointers


pretty hot Resse


Charlize looking hotter



Hmmm realllllly


Ughh girls are so stupid and they smell


Oh poopsey its the paparazzi...gots to think fast


They will never think Im gay now...AHH SICK she just put her tongue in my mouth



This picture looks much better when you take out the guy and mosquito bite boobs out of it



Damn there is a younger hotter sister. Thank you all mighty Latin Sex Gods for helpign make my dreams come true


Somebody still has some cat nip left over from the set of Catwoman




My Humps My Humps


Where is Child Services when you need them


Do you think WWJ will like these?


She may look like a young boy naked, but there is still something sexy about Keira, I am just not sure what it is other then having a vagina


Lindsay "Skeletor Version 2.0" Lohan is still way to skinny and I doubt we will see those huge wonderful boobs of hers again unless she gets implants


Tara "VD" Reid is surprisingly still alive


Frosty the Snowman is enjoying the warm weather of the Islands


Return of The Unnamed Segment also brings back favorites like the O FACE


and the SEE THRU


Yes that is Topanga


Boy Meets Camel Toe

Video of the Day - AIDS helps you lose those unwanted pounds

I am a lazy bastard and haven’t finished the Unnamed Segment or the other post I have lined up, so time for another Video of the Day. The Porn Czar posted one of these up awhile ago, but I saw it on TV last night and I still found it funny. I figured I would post it for the few of you who missed it on his site. I also threw in Family Guy’s You Have AIDS and Team America’s Everyone Has AIDS just for the hell of it. Yes, I know the video is not from Team America, but the song is….. DICK.

as always send hate mail to jimmy@EveryoneHasAIDS.gov

peace love and hair grease

THE COMMERCIALS




THE SONGS

K Fed has a new song and Hell has frozen over

Hell has officially frozen over. My Mom got on the internet today without anyone helping her (see the chatter box on the right) and K Fed’s new song is actually good. Damn I can’t believe I just typed that. Yes the song is good, but it is actually a song by The Game and Trailer Park Fabulous only has one line in it. I guess The Game is having trouble getting people to appear on his songs since his falling out with 50 Cent. I included a link to K Fed’s MySpace page where you can hear the song and become one of his 30 thousand friends. I care less about having a ton of friends on my page I don’t know, but how the hell does he get that many. I figured it was mainly people leaving smartass comments, though from reading the comments it seems he actually has fans. Then again William Hung also had fans.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@TrailerParkFabulous.com

Peace love and hair grease


Click here to hear the magic and add a tru gansta to your MySpace page

Video of the Day part 2 - Demetri Martin

Well I thought I recognized the guy in the MySpace video. It is stand up comic, Demetri Martin. Yes it took me forever to figure that out even after they said his name about 30 times in the video. I guess that’s why I can only put together puzzles that have a handle attached to each piece. I loved his Comedy Central Stand up and was disappointed it wasn’t on the list I posted a link for the other day. So here is his Comedy Central Presents Special.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@PuzzleWizard.org

Peace love and hair grease

Part One


Part Two

Video of the Day - Daily Show takes on MySpace

No big intro today on how I hate MySpace and how I am too old to have a page on there. Just watch the video. It is another gem from the Daily Show.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@MyspaceAttentionWhore.net

Peace love and hair grease

Munchies - Prank Calls, Bush, Star Wars, Dancing Girls

Seeing that I had over 11k hits my first 10 days was a bit of a shock, so thanks to whoever is coming here that I don’t know. The Unnamed Segment will hopefully make its return this weekend. I have scrapped a segment I had planned as the Porn Czar beat me to it, so go check out his MySpace Hottie of the Day. I may still do the WWJ MySpace Whore of the Day later down the road, but I doubt it. Lack of time today so you will have to settle for a small helping of Munchies.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@RedVinesAndMrPibb.org

Peace love and hair grease



The Porn Czar also uploaded some of his great soundboard prank calls. Download them and put them on your iPod for laughs on the go!



Write out a speech and hear Dubya execute it to perfection.



I dont watch American Idol, but Save Manny has pictures of hottie from it and her twin sister


A ton of links to Comedy Central Stand Up Specials on You Tube. Dane Cook, Zach Galifianakis and Stephen Lynch are must sees. Sorry Rednecks no Larry the Cable Guy here.



A video of a ton of hot girls dancing at some club while Too Short raps about bouncing dat ass. See if you can spot the Playmates and a washed up NBA bad boy in the crowd. Thanks to Grim for this one.


Star Wars in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies. What more do you need?

Torrent Links

Movies
Just Friends

Waiting

iPod ready videos

American Dad Season 2 episodes 1 - 8

Lingerie Bowl 3

40 Year Old Virgin

Chapelle Show Season 2

WTF of the Day - Student Made Porn

Time for an almost spank worthy Wrestle With Jimmy’s WTF of the Day. I have been single for a long time and have become quite the porn aficionado, so the following story really caught my attention. The student run television station at University of California San Diego has been airing a porno in celebration of Freedom of Speech Week!!! Now this isn’t just the average Jenna Jameson being tagged by a gang of midgets dressed like Oompa Loompa porn, nor is it the “reality porn “ like Bang Bus that is all over the net. No this porn was a student made porno aptly named Rising Fee‘s and Poppin‘ B‘s. I am all for freedom of speech , so for some hot little sorority girls to take their clothes off and spread their legs for freedom of speech brought a tear to my eye. After reading about this story, I set out on a mission to learn more and mainly to obtain my own copy of the tape, for research of course. Much to my disappointment the porno was not of a bunch of sorority sex kittens at the Delta house kegger. No this was a flick of a guy and a girl who supposedly isn’t even a student at UC San Diego. I felt cheated much like the first time I watched one of the College Fuck Fest videos. To make things worse is the girl isn’t even hot. You would think if you are going to hire a girl to star in your porno you could spend less on lighting and catering and pony up some more cash for a decent looking girl. This has made me question my beliefs on freedom of speech. I am all for porn on college TV, hell if UGA had that on their student run station I would have gone to school for another 8 years, but when the lead actress’ belly is hanging over her jeans and her breasts have more stretch marks then Oprah’s ass, I am all for censorship. I am not sure what the hell the guy, who is actually a student at the college, was thinking of when he decided to star in this movie. Granted it was probably the only way this dork could get a girl to sleep with him, but now he has showed his rather small pecker to the entire campus and will be laughed at by any girl that he approaches and will never get laid again. Well despite the girl being hideous I did watch the flick and the highlight was the soundtrack provided by the local college band Defamation League. Nothing goes better with horrid porn then comical rap music from 2 white boys and a black guy who must have had his Brother Card revoked and was forced to hang with the goofy looking stoners. Well there is your WTF of the Day, I have included some links at the bottom in which you can see the porn and uncensored pictures from the set. If you cant figure out those links are NSFW then you deserved to be fired, so don’t email me bitching at me.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@DeltaHouseKegger.net

Peace love and hair grease

On a related note everyone needs to go over to Tim Andrews web site THE PORN CZAR.By far one of the funniest guys I have ever met and he has a great site filled with humor and boobs.He was nice enough to mention my site before it even got up an running so go to his site bitches!!!

The Links

The Movie

The Pictures

The Band

The Student Run TV Station

The News Article

Hmm how will I ever get laid?? If only I had a role model to look up to and follow in their footsteps. Wait a minute the Fonz was a ladies man....


HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY


Hey there is a girl studying Calculus, time for me to work my magic...


If I squint hard enough she actualy looks hot and that fat roll looks like a well defined ab!!!


So I was wondering if you wanted to come back to my place and...


ummm we could..uhh... GOD IM SUCH A DORK...THINK MAN!! THINK!!!


OH yeah the Fonz...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY


OH I love Happy Days...sure lets go back to your place!!!


HOLY SHIT I CANT BELEIVE THAT WORKED!!!!


So I am not sure how this things works, I have never used it before


LMAO...damn thats sad


OH so thats what thats for...


Man the guys at the Dungeons and Draggons tourney wont beleive this!!!



Did I remember to turn the iron off?


The Dungeon Master becomes the big bad Kitty Slayer

Paris Hilton Sex Tape Round 2 = The Lesbians

Ever since Paris Hiltons last sex tape made its way into everyone’s DVD player, there have been rumors of another tape. Now I have no doubt that there are probably several different tapes of Paris floating around Hollywood. Most likely these tapes show a half conscious Paris getting rammed while Tinkerbell licks coke and peanut butter off the guy’s balls. After seeing the last one I could careless if I saw the others, until I found out it involves Paris and Playboy Playmate Nicole Lenz. Even night vision and horrid camera work can’t ruin a homemade lesbian sex tape. All the big gossip sites posted stories about this yesterday and all have seem to taken the story off their page for fear of being sued thanks to Perez Hilton's exclusive with Nicole Lenz that denies the reports. Now I am not scared of being sued mainly because I don’t have a pot to piss in and I tend to believe the first report. Everyone seems to forget that Perez Hilton is Paris Hilton’s new gay BFF, so of course he quickly came to bat for his girlfriend or he would have been ended up just like Nicole Ritchie. I haven’t seen a video, but I did find a page of screen caps of a video of a blonde and brunette going at it. The blonde has tits bigger then Paris, but the page says Pairs Hilton and Nicole Lenz sex tape and that is good enough for me.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@CokeAndPeanutButter.net

Peace love and hair grease

Well we know that they at least know each other




Click here to see the screen caps of the tape

Eve Longoria Desperate for some Valtrex

Has all the whoring around Hollywood finally caught up with Eva Longoria? The following pictures from the NBA All Star game this past weekend show a strange formation around the corner of her mouth. Now I am by no means qualified to make a medical diagnosis, but I wouldn’t let my dick get near a girl with a sore like this on the side of her mouth. Eva Longoria though is not the below average looking bar skank still hanging around at last call that I normally take home, so I doubt her outbreak would stop me from rubbing my whole body all over her cold sore. Granted I would probably overdose on Valtrex the next morning, but I think that’s a small price to pay.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@Valtrex.net

Peace, love and hair grease




Looks like someone’s Valtrex prescription ran out

Hot Bitch of the Day - Stacy Keibler

Time once again for the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have dreamt of Stacy Keibler wrapping her long legs around me for years and I couldn’t be happier with the recent surge in her popularity from the show Dancing With the Stars. Since I have better things to do and because I am not gay I have never watched the show, but thanks to this show I have been able to expand my vault of Stacy pictures.

Munchies on tap for tomorrow and hopefully the Unnamed Segment will make its return to rip Hollywood a new one later in the week. Click on the pictures for the full sized image.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@StalkingStacy.net

Peace love and hair grease







THE END

Video of the Day - I'll kick you square in the nuts Kyle

Holy shit it’s a banner and some icons. I know my photo shop skills suck ass, but my sister the graphic artist is too busy to design one and I can’t afford to dish out the cash right now to have one designed. So unless you plan to design one better, your bitch ass will just have to deal with what I managed to do on my Etch - A - Sketch 3000.


Because I am too tired to type out a post, here is the Video of The Day from You Tube. Yes I know this is a “cute” video and not the typical WWJ material, but like I said I am tired and this reminds me of Kindergarten Cop. I recall seeing it on TBS one night and laughing my ass off. Though I did drink a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 that night, so I guess my typical alcoholic and stoner visitors should shoot milk out their nose when watching this video.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@BoysHave_a_PenisGirlsHave_a_Vagina.com

Peace love and hair grease

WTFof the Day - Only in the South

Time for another jaw dropping WTF of the Day. Thanks to my roommate Chris for this find. Only in the South would an aquarium need to let its visitors know that there are no fishing poles allowed.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@TheSouthWillRiseAgain.org

Peace love and hair grease

I'm gonna catch me one them whale sharks Bubba! GIT ER DONE!!!

Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Sex Tape Brokeback 2?

So I normally save the celeb news and gossip for the Unnamed Segment, but every now and then a story is just so humiliating that I can’t sit on it. White Trash Superstar AKA Captain Hepatitis Kid Rock and Jesus Christ Superstar Scott Stapp are the newest members of the Celebrity Sex Tape Club. The guys who brought you One Night in Paris and my personal favorite One in the Pink and One in the Stink #8 have scored another celebrity tape. Red Light District got their hands on a 6 year old tape that features coked up pair making classic comments and giving each other high fives as they get hummers on the tour bus from a group of strippers. Now I didn’t think there was a huge demand for a sex tape of either of these jackasses, but the toothless women here at the Shady Acres Trailer Park seem to be extremely excited to see their poster boy Kid Rock and Jesus together in a porno.

I met Scott right before his band Creed suckered the listening impaired and sold millions of records. The guy was a total dick and flirted with my fat ass ex girlfriend throughout the night. At least a pungent Kid Rock wasn’t a dick when I met him, but he was so high I am not sure he knew where he was. I cant help but giggle like an Asian schoolgirl and take delight in the downward spiral Scott Stapp’s life has taken the past couple years. There was the story of him getting punked by some FSU students at a Denny’s when he gave some girl his cell number. Then 311 redeemed themselves for turning into a pussy band by kicking Scott’s ass in a hotel bar. Shockingly his recent solo album bombed. Somehow despite being a washed up second rate rocker, Scott married Miss New York Jaclyn Nesheiwat and I decided life was truly unfair. Then reports of him getting arrested for public drunkenness at LAX the next day made me put my Kurt Cobain shotgun back in its case. Now five days later here comes the sex tape and life couldn’t be better here at WWJ headquarters. I included a totally dugan free preview of the soon to be released tape at the end of the post for those wanting a good laugh.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@WhiteTrashSuperstar.net

Peace, love and hair grease

Captain Hepatitis and the source of his power




How the hell did he pull this chick?



IT"S GOOD TO BE KING!!!!!

Hot Bitch of the Day - Special Edition

This post should have been done in December along with every other “Best of 2005”, but thanks to Modblog sucking more ass then Clay Aiken and me being lazy, it took till mid February to finally get it finished. So here is your 2005 WWJ Hot Bitch of The Day All Stars.

10. Kelly Clarkson

The only American Idol winner worth a damn had a big year. You couldn’t get away from her songs and unlike that fucking Bananas song from Gwen Stefani, Kelly’s songs were actually decent. Kelly has lost a lot of the weight she had on American Idol and has moved out of the chubby girl you’d bang if you were drunk category and into the yeah Id hit that category. She is not the hottest and she still has some baby fat, but another year in the gym and some breast implants and you will be begging to knock the bottom out of it.
Best Feature – hazel eyes









9. Keeley Hazell

She is really higher on my list, but not many people here in the states know of this bombshell. Keeley is one of many big breasted girls that graces the pages of the UK’s FHM and Maxims. What makes her stand out besides her natural 32E is unlike the other hot girls the UK is pumping out she doesn’t look like a complete whore. You could take this girl home and your Mom would approve until your Dad gave her an extremely long hug.
Best Feature – her 32E personality








8. Jennifer Wilbanks AKA The Runaway Bride

Ok so she isn’t hot, she has those psycho peepers and the bitch is just plain crazy, but there are a couple things that land her on the list. She got a lot of money from her TV and book deals, has a decent fake rack and she likes to travel. Remember she made up the story about being forced into a threesome with a Mexican and a white girl. Now this means deep down she is a freak in the bed and would be willing to do anything. Maybe I am weird but the multicolor towel over her face is a turn on and also very handy. You’ll never have to worry about fumbling in the dark for a quick clean up again.
Best Feature – Towel covering her psycho peepers




Honorable mention goes to another news diva of 2005 Terri Schivao cause who doesnt love a loud moaner




7. Lois Griffin

One of the biggest comebacks of the year was that of Family Guy, so I have no choice but to include Lois Griffin in the list. She may be animated, but you can’t say you haven’t thought about it at least once. Granted her voice could kill an erection powered by a bottle of Viagra, but we know from the show that she is a complete freak and we here at WWJ admire that quality in a woman. Plus she is married to a fat man, which means she has low standards and would be easy to land. She is no Ariel or Jessica Rabbit but this red head MILF will make you want to eat some red carpet.
Best Feature – Low standards









6. Jessica Simpson

Her role as Daisy Duke helped make a whole new generation of adolescent boys achieve their first awkward moment. Despite being one of the worst songs of the year, the video for These Boots Were Made for Walkin actually made the song sound good. The once proud virgin transformed into one of Hollywood’s biggest sluts in 2005. Rumors of her divorce and her romps with the cast of Jackass dominated magazine covers for months. She is now single and out to make up for lost time by banging any D list star she comes across. I never thought I had a chance with Jessica Simpson until she started screwing WWJ look a like and Maroon 5 front man, Adam Levine. I can now die a happy man knowing that I had a chance to donkey punch Jessica Simpson.
Best Feature – Daisy Dukes

















5. Jennifer Anniston

Despite not doing anything worth remembering since the end of Friends, Jennifer is somehow still one of the top stars in Hollywood. She made headlines when Brad Pitt dumped her ass for Angelina Jolie and showed up on a million web sites when her unflattering topless sunbathing pictures made their second go round. She is on the rebound and has extremely low standards. This is evident from her new boyfriend insomniac Vince Vaughn. So why the hell did I even put her on the list and this high? The only reason was her headlights. Obviously the set of Friends was extremely cold as she was always running around with her high beams on. Ever since I first noticed her pokies I have been under their spell even after seeing the topless photos.
Best Feature – Always leaving her headlights on








4. Lisa from Team America

Lisa is the blonde bombshell that took a Dirty Sanchez in the years best sex scene. Sure she looks similar to a blow up doll and is only about a foot tall, but after a couple drinks I am sure it would be just like that midget I hooked up with in 98. Plus all the strings that make her move can easily be used to tie her up if you’re into that kind of thing.
Best Feature – Into Donkey Punching and Dirty Sanchez







3. Anne Hathaway

. Anne Hathaway the innocent looking actress from the Princess Diaries stepped away from her goody girl image to appear topless in not one but two movies last year. I got a copy of Havoc the day it came out, but even a topless Anne getting rear ended isn’t enough to lure me to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am just stoked I no longer have to steal my 6 year old cousins copy of The Princess Diaries to rub one off. Thank you Barbara Kopple for casting lil miss Anne in Havoc.
Best Feature - Inner Slut










2. Jessica Alba
The sexy Latina had one of the best years in Hollywood. Her and her bikini saved the horrid film Into The Blue from being a straight to the bargain bin DVD to a number one movie. Now that Into the Blue is on DVD I can finally give my copy of Honey a rest. She also recently became the front runner in the 2006 WWJ Cock Tease of the Year Award by appearing on the cover of Playboy, but not posing nude.
Best Feature – Da Budunkadunk






















1. Angelina Jolie
The husband stealing, world saving, foreign kid adopting temptress is the undisputed 2005 WWJ Hot Bitch of the Year. Besides having the best set of DSLs in Hollywood, Angelina also has the world’s most powerful vagina. She used it to lure Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Anniston. She is quite possible the most desired person in the world, as even the ladies want to get a hold of her according to some polls. Her vagina is so powerful that she could turn most gay man straight. So congrats to you and your powerful vagina Angelina. Hope you finally giving birth to your own kid doesn’t make it lose its power.
Best Feature – DSLs














THE END



As always send hate mail to jimmy@WorldsMostPowerfulVagina.com

Peace love and hair grease

Work In Progress

Yes I know it looks like shit right now but you can kiss my skinny white ass. Seems everyone wants this site up quicker then I could manage with my downs syndrome like web design skills so here is the work in progress. Hopefully I will get some help soon to make this look better. Until then I will start posting again on a regular basis. All the old Modblog favorites (Hot Bitch of the Day, Munchies, What’s Happening and Hollywood’s red headed step child The Unnamed Segment) will be returning along with some new segments. We will kick it off Wednesday night with a Special Edition of the Hot Bitch of the Day.

Bookmark the main page http://wrestlewithjimmy.net as things are bound to be moved around and as I also plan to change the images on that page frequently.

A big thanks to all you bastards who have been bugging the shit out of me to get this done and even bigger thanks to Tim Andrews AKA The Porn Czar for the mad crazy props he gave me on his site the other day.

Until tommorow night bitches.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@FuckModblog.com

Peace love and hair grease