HBOTD - Wilmer Valderrama's Bitches

Wilmer Valderrama is my hero. Despite not being that good looking of a guy (yes I am secure enough with my sexuality to say that) and not a huge star, Fez is in the Man Hall of Fame. The guy has had more then his share of Hollywood hotties and has most likely bagged numerous of other hot chicks around the world. The guy is this generations Scott Baio.This week he went on Howard Stern and gave the dirt on some of the pieces of ass he has conquered in Hollywood. Here are the highlights of the interview.

Popped Mandy Moore’s cherry
Jennifer Love Hewitt was 8 out of 10 in the sack
He has had threesomes
Lindsay Lohan's boobs are real
Lindsay Lohan is great in bed and in the Fez top 5 list
He has video taped himself and some Hollywood hotties but erased the tape so it didn’t show up on the net
Lil Fez is 8 inches
He has giving it to one famous chick in the poop shoot
Ashlee Simpson is a screamer

Now I will admit that I am extremely jealous that this pudgy bastard gets to nail all these girls I have fantasized about for years, but I defiantly tip my hat to him and beg him to tell me his secret. I know I haven’t been on a TV show, I am not rich and despite having a size 13 shoe and a big Jewish nose, I am white and Irish on top of that which debunks both of these myths. Maybe one day he will write a book so I can learn from this living legend. Well enjoy the first ever WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day dedicated to a guy, Fez’s Bitches.

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Ashlee Simpson


I wonder if she lip synched those screams?


Jennifer Love Hewitt


I refuse to believe she is only an 8



Lindsay Lohan


an yes they are real


Mandy Moore



What was it like the first time you got 8 inches of Fez in you Mandy?

How did it look when he put it in the stink?

Video of the Day - Curry and Rice Girl

I was sent this video a long time ago and I just ran across it again today in my bookmarks when looking for my favorite midget porn site. Now for some reason I can’t figure out why this video makes me laugh. Maybe it is because I grew up listening to Weird Al or it could steam from the racist humor. Most likely its because I stayed home today doped up on medication and only watched the Price is Right and a dog dressed up like a clown would make me laugh right about now. I hope to finally post that stacked Unnamed Segment along with WWJ’s groundbreaking report, Hollywood In Crisis, later this week. So enjoy the video of a horrid pop song parody. Thank you come again.

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Stacy Keibler Revisited

Well it is time once again for another WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Today by popular request we revisit the legs and ass that is Stacy Keibler. Way before she was shaking her ass on Dancing with the Stars, Stacy was a cheerleader for the Baltimore Ravens. Now I dated a hot piece of ass that used to cheer for Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but despite being very flexible and a freak in bed, I could never get her to wear her cheerleading uniform. Thankfully I have these pictures of Stacy in a cheerleading outfit and the sexy librarian/secretary outfit to hold me over until I find a hot chick cool enough to wear those or the Princess Leia Slave outfit for me.

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THE END

South Park Bitch Slaps Isaac Hayes and Scientology

Matt Stone and Trey Parker stepped up to the plate tonight and dished out a big bitch slap to Isaac Hayes and his band of crazy nut jobs, The Church of Scientology. In case you didn’t hear, Isaac Hayes, who voiced Chef on South Park, quit the show after an episode bashed Scientology and the Dark Sith Lord Tom Cruise. Also this week, Tom Cruise had Comedy Central pull the Scientology bashing episode from reruns or he wouldn’t promote his upcoming box office disappointment, MI3. Despite Isaac quitting the show, his character Chef made his return to South Park tonight. Matt and Trey being the geniuses they are used audio clips from old shows to voice Chef, which made him seem crazy. Chef had left South Park to join an adventure club, turns out he was brainwashed and the club actually flew around the world molesting children. There were several jabs at Isaac and Scientology throughout the show, but the biggest was the origins of the club and its founder that resembled Scientology founder, Ron L Hubbard. The show ended with Chef being burned, taking a fall down a rocky cliff, being impaled, torn to shreds by a lion and a bear, and then dying after shitting himself. The club though recovered his body and rebuilt him into Darth Chef. The show wasn’t the best South Park ever, but will be a classic. Hollywood’s E.T. Fan Club will surely try to use their alien mind powers to try to ban this episode, so kudos to Matt and Trey for not giving a fuck and exposing these wierdos once again.

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Click here to watch the Classic Scientology Episode via YOUTUBE


Chef packed up his apron and left


He found a new club to be apart of
Super Adventure Club Hoooooo


Good bye Chef


Show me on the doll where Chef touched you


Did he do this?

or maybe he grabbed you like this

whats this Super Adventure Club about....
Traveling the world having sex with children


good ole fashion cult style brainwashing




Dance Bitch!!?!?!
Bitch I'll twist your nuts off!!!

Chef finally sees the light

YUM

YUM YUM

CAN I GET ME SOME



BROMBSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Um not sure what thats called but it looks fun



The founder of the Super Adventure Club looks awfully familar....

Wonder if he is related to Ron L Hubbard
He loves the children


In case you were wondering this is actualy what the Super Adventure Club believes

I am not sure I would have burnt a black man on TV




DAMN SON

You killed Chef!! You bastards!!!



RIP Chef

Remember the Chef of old not the Chef of tyhe Past week. Dont Be mad at Chef for leaving us. Be mad at the fruity little club for scrambling his brains.


We have the technology....we can rebuild him
Rise DARTH CHEF

HBOTD - Jennifer Walcott

I had another HBOTD featuring Stacy Keibler set to go today and I canceled it after rediscovering a bunny from the past, but don’t cry you will see more of Stacy later this week. For some reason the following pictures of 2001 Playmate Jennifer Walcott and her covered up fun bags have been making the rounds today. Of course after seeing these I needed to go back and refresh my memory of her wet and wild Playboy spread. The NSFW pics are on the HBOTD page, so don’t bitch at me because you clicked on a page that showed some boobs. A long overdue Unnamed Segment stacked full of goodies celeb bashing is on tap for tomorrow so see you then bitches!!

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Go to the HBOTD page for the NSFW Playboy pics

2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour - St.Patty's Day Recap

I am almost recovered from the long St.Patty’s day weekend, so it is time for a recap of this weekend’s stops on the 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour. Huge thanks to Vince for the tickets to the Hawks and Thrashers games, too bad they both lost. If the losses weren’t bad enough, Friday night was ended early by the dreaded COCK BLOCK!!!!! I am way too tired to go on a rant about fat girls that are jealous they aren’t getting attention and decide to sabotage their friend who is receiving attention. Things should get back to normal around here tomorrow. I haven’t been myself lately and just haven’t felt like posting anything, but I plan to put my Super Asshole suit back on and get back in the zone. So until then enjoy the pictures and video that WWJ Sr. Photographer Ray took this weekend.

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The Night Started here

Play one for ole Ireland lad


Oh lookie lookie

hmmm so many choices


The MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND!!!!


Gotta have the green beer


mmm mmmm good

She made a hell of a drink, but turned me down for a date

It was Bobblehead Night

Some of the lovely Hawks PR girls





An there is the O FACE!!!!

There is always a creepy bald guy with a good zoom

I never realized how gay basketball is

Is it me or does he seem to be enjoying this way too much?
What the hell is the ref looking at??

Another packed house...... umm GO Hawks?

Nice wholesome family fun

WHO THE HELL LET ALL THE WHITE BOYS ON THE COURT???

Can you spot the cockblocker?????

How about now???

2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour - Green Beer, the Hawks and the Thrashers

Big thanks goes to Vince for the great seats for tonights Hawks game and tommorows Thrashers game. The streets of Buckhead will be filled with a bunch of thugs and the wonderful smell of puked up green beer. Not sure what bar we will end up at, but Saturday's hangover will be nursed by wings and NCAA tourney action at the always classy American Pie. I will quit being lazy and start posting mroe often begining Sunday. I am finaly done crying over my birthday and the fact that I am 29 years old, slightly balding and single with no chances of ever landing a woman I dont have to pay for. To make myself feel better, I will unleash a fury of built up anger against Hollywood in the next Unnamed Segment and I will bring back WWJ HBOTD favorite Stacy Keibler to fulfill those cheerleading fantasies I have had ever since I saw Revenge of the Nerds.

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I am not going to read your MySpace bulletin and Barbie's of Atlanta

I normally don’t read the MySpace bulletin crap as it is typically just the FWD emails that crowd my inbox each day. Sorry I don’t think some all powerful email wizard is going to cast a spell on my sex life if I don’t send it out to ten people within 24 hours of opening the email. I also don’t care about wasting my time filling out a questionnaire filled with questions about “who the last person I kissed” or “what I had for lunch” or “whether my last shit was solid or like soft serve ice cream.” I don’t care about what I did and I doubt anyone else does, so don’t cry when I don’t send back those dumb emails or respond to your bulletin on MySpace. Sometimes I do get bored and have nothing better to do and I will read your bulletin if it has a title that catches my eye. Something like Webster kills a cow or Thundercats vs. Transformers, basically anything from that involves little people, chimpanzees or cartons from the 80’s. So against my better judgment I am posting up something that I didn’t write because I am too lazy to do my own post and it almost made me laugh. Hell I added pictures to it whatelse you want!?!?

An Unnamed Segment stacked full of fun times, a HBOTD update per request and two 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour stops are on tap for this week.

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Riverdale Barbie-que: This Barbie comes in brown or black with fourteen interchangeable hair weaves, seven sets of multi-colored press on nails and hoop earrings. Complete with her 1985 Cutlass Supreme Limited in speckled purple and spinner rims, and includes her mo-fo Kenneth (aka Lil' K). Optional bling bling accessory kit available. Barbie-que comes with up to 7 children (no car seats or seat belts required). Also included, gold teeth with the "Yo Momma" accessory kit.

Peachtree City Barbie: Comes with a built-in voice recorder that whines "If Delta files bankruptcy - I'll have to get a real job!" Also included, a club car golf cart, and a church of your domination choosing bumper sticker. Wal-Mart Super Center play set sold separately. Delta Pilot Ken is stuck in traffic at the intersection of Hwy. 74 and Hwy. 54, and will not be available until Fall 2006.

Fayetteville Barbie: Comes with a loaded SUV of your choice, with Navigation System, DVD player, and built-in car seat. Also included, large "to-go" cups of Chick-fil-A sweet tea, and cell phone with Destiny's Child "Survivor" ring tone. Cheating (but Christian) Ken is included with golf clubs and Chevy truck. Compact hand gun hidden in purse for shopping at the Pavilion sold separately.

Griffin Barbie: This trashy babe comes with 80 acres for her doublewide trailer, play set, 3 dogs, and a Polaroid of her brother who is currently serving 3-5 for Meth possession, drunken and disorderly and urination on a government vehicle. 1990 Ford pickup with tinted windows (so she won't be seen with Fayetteville's Cheating Ken) sold separately.

McDonough Barbie: This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt (bra not included) and has a tattoo of a Tweety bird on her shoulder. She has big, stiff hair, a six-pack of Bud Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and can kick Mullet-haired Ken doll's butt when she's drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get Confederate flag bumper stickers absolutely free.

Douglasville Barbie: This chain-smoking, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Griffin Barbie's house. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with your choice of lips covered in a sparkly pink or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back and a white see-through halter-top. Accessories include: tape player equipped with Bon Jovi and a 1989 Camero with T-Tops.

Southeast Atlanta Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a stolen Chevy with tinted windows and her
own Meth Lab kit. This model is available after dark and can be paid for only in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you're a cop. Then we don't know what you're talking about.

Marietta Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with your choice of Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan. She gets lost easily south of Roswell Road and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version. Optional matching tennis outfit.

Buckhead Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2. Included are Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. But you can't afford them anyway.

Dunwoody Barbie: This collagen injected, rhino-plastic Barbie wears a leopard-print ski outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while she entertains friends at the club. Percocet prescription available.

Piedmont Park Barbie: This doll is made of actual tofu, has long gray hair and arch less feet, sandals with white socks, no makeup and an adopted mutt. She prefers that you call her "Willow."

My Favorite Holiday - Steak & BJ Day

I almost forgot that today was my favorite holiday, Steak and BJ Day!!! Surprisingly I didn’t get to celebrate this year nor do I think I will ever be lucky enough to have a girl cook me a good steak and give me head within 24 hours. Sadly I don’t think I will ever even meet a girl that can cook a good steak. If I become famous or win the largest lottery jackpot, I am sure I will be able to celebrate this holy day once a week. Since I don’t play the lottery and I will never be famous, I will just have to settle for a bland steak from Waffle House, a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues and my VIP pass to MILF Hunter.

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Click here to find out more about this wonderful holiday

SCREW THE STEAK!!!!

HBOTD - WWE Diva, GoDaddy.Com & Playboy Playmate Candice Michelle

Unless you watch wrasslin, you probably don’t know the busty Candice Michelle. If you don’t watch wrasslin, you may still recognize her as Candice was the girl in the GoDaddy.com Super Bowl commercial the past two years. She now joins other WWE Divas, Sable, Torrie Wilson and Christy Hemme, this month when she graces the cover and pages of Playboy. I haven’t been able to find good scans of the new Playboy pictures, but I included her old Playboy pictures along with some screen caps of some Skinamax movie she did. She really doesn’t have any wrestling or acting skills, but from the pictures you can see what her real talent is. I know this isn’t the typical witty post, but I have had a long day so fuck off and just be glad I posted something.

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From now on all the T&A or NSFW pictures will be on the HBOTD page. So to see the NFSW Playboy pictures go to the WWJ HBOTD page bitches!!!

Video of the Day - The Muppet's Do the Matrix

Well it has been a real busy week and this weekend is going to be even busier with the WWJ Birthday Bash. I finally got around to setting up the Hot Bitch of the Day page. From now on I will only post some of the images for the HBOTD on here and any NSFW pics will be on that page. I thought I kept the T&A pretty safe, but it seems some people can’t check the page at work. This hopefully will help those people out and will allow me to post up more T&A for all you perverts. I won’t make any promises, but I will try to finish today’s HBOTD later tonight and once my hangover allows me to function on Sunday evening it will be everyone favorite, The Unnamed Segment. Now to hold you over till then here is another WWJ Video of the Day. This video would have probably been really cool like 6 years ago, but I am too stretched for time to find anything else.

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Munchies - X-Men 3 Trailer, Anna Benson, The Simpson's live intro

This week is turning out to be super busy, so don’t bitch at me for the lack of updates. I do however have time for some quick Munchies today. I will try to squeeze in a long over due Hot Bitch of the Day later this week. Until then enjoy the links bitches!!

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The full length trailer for X-Men 3 is out and I just messed my pants.



Well I know you rednecks were disappointed the last comedy links I posted didn’t have Larry the Cable Guy. I make up for it here with 24 comedy albums by comics who are actually funny. You good ole boys will be happy to know that Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy are on there too. Now you can have a soundtrack for when you chug your PBR and hit your wife!!



Some people just have cool jobs like a Playboy photographer, a brew master or Dutch over at the Digital Blast. If you like video games and kick ass military stuff, head over to the Digital Blast and see a cool video of Dutch being interviewed about the up coming game Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon.


Everyone seemed to like the Star Wars link from last time, so here are the bunnies doing Pulp Fiction in 30 seconds.


I aspire to one day be 1/8 as cool as David Hasselhoff. Then I could move to Germany, do whatever the hell I wanted and live like a God among men. That will never happen for me and I will continue to live in the Hoff’s shadow, but I can always go to DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOFF and dream the impossible dream.

I got my FHM in today, so in case you haven’t seen New York Mets Kris Benson hot ass wife Save Manny has got your bases covered. Yes that was horrid, but its late so fuck off.



The Porn Czar has The Simpson’s intro that was performed by actors. Yes real live actor’s dumbass. If you cant figure out that a web site named Porn Czar is NSFW, then your ass deserves to get fired.


No time for torrent links this week, so go buy something you damn freeloaders.

Break out your grunge wear Pearl Jam is back. Go download thier new single Worldwide Suicide for free.

Video of the Day - SNL Rap -Natalie Portman is Hardcore BITCHES!!!

I am dead tired so only time for a quick Video of the Day. Now maybe this is the fifth of Jack Daniels talking, but is anyone else noticing that Saturday Night Live is actually funny again. This rap song is not nearly as good as Lazy Sunday, but since it has Natalie Portman saying she wants “to FUCK all night” and “can suck my dick” it gets extra points. Her talking about giving a Cleveland Steamer is almost as hot as her line in Closer when she says her pussy “tastes like heaven.” So enjoy Senator Amidala spiting a rap that would make 50 Cent blush.

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UPDATE: Well for some reason NBC came down with a case of Metallica and has forced YOUTUBE to take the video down. You think after Lazy Sunday ran wild like Hulkamania on the net and most likely helped SNL's shitty numbers, that they would want this video out there to help bring back all the viewers they ran off with years of horrid shows.I know you wanted to cry when the video just sat there and wouldnt play, but dry those eyes you pussy. Here is the video a WWJ EXCLUSIVE BITCHES!!!

UPDATE #2 Ok since I am a retard, I did something wrong and you can only view the Video if your using IE. Sorry all you Firefox users, but I will try to fix it when I get home. Thanks to Ray for alerting me to this.
UPDATE #3 Fixed the video for you FIREFOX users.

Video of the Day - Super Sized Chocolate Milkshake

Time for another groundbreaking WWJ Video of the Day. I find this video hilarious, but I know some of you sick bastards are probably into this kind of thing. Enjoy your Super Sized Chocolate Milkshake.

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Lindsay Lohan gives us a side boob and bonus nip slip

Sometimes a nip slip is just too good and it can’t wait until my lazy ass does the next Unnamed Segment. Despite not having huge fun bags anymore, I would still love to get a hold of Lindsay Lohan. Even after seeing this picture and her very fuzzy body, I hope to one day use my tongue to play a game of connect the dots on her freckle covered body. Before I draw the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on Lohan, I just might need to soak her in a tub full of Nair to prevent from getting a hair ball. Enjoy the High Rez Lohan side boob and nip slip from WWTDD! Click the picture to get a better view with the full sized image.

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