Video of the Day - Super Mario Brothers Live

Since I am having to go back and redo the Unnamed Segment I had on tap thanks to the birth of Alien Cruise and mainly because I have been drinking beer and watching the NFL Draft today, its time for yet another Video of the Day!! I am a sucker for anything that has to do with old school NES. After having a car wreck with some illegal Mexicans on Thursday, I have been in a shitty mood and not much has been able to cheer me up. This video made me flashback to the glory days of 8 bit graphics and made me smile almost as much as being informed a hottie I know bought a Catholic School outfit for me. Now if I could only find a hot girl to play naked Contra with me, my life would be complete. Enjoy the Video via Gorilla Mask. Still debating on posting the HBOTD with video, but the Unnamed Segment will be returning soon, promise.

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UPDATE Video is now fixed sorry about that guys an gals

Video of the Day - Duke Lacrosse Party

Yes it's another Video of the Day. Dont argue with me over the semantics of the Video of the Day. Its my site Slap Nuts and I dont have to follow your so called rules of blogging. Well I am sure you have heard about all the evidence pilling up in the Duke Lacrosse Rape case. Well WWJ's crack team of investigators found the video from the party. Due to the evidence I was on the side of the players, but after seeing the video I agree that stripper has every right to be pissed.

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CLICK HERE TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE VIDEO I almost forgot some of you are dumb enough to click on a video of a stripper while at work. So its NSFW dumbasses.


HMMM maybe they should have read the sign

Video of the Day - Tom Cruise Nike Ad

Time for a quick Video of the Day to hold you over until I finish the next Hot Bitch of the Day. This video is spreading all over the internets faster then Katie Holmes cold sores. The video is a spoof on the Nike comercials using Tom Cruise's wacky ass instead of athletes. Wattch the damn video its funny and for you ladies who always complain that I have too much T & A on here enjoy the shots of a topless Tom Cruise kicking some ass with Goose on the beach.

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Ok for some reason the video isnt working here, I swear its not my fault this time. Just double click it to open it in a new window to see all the Cruise madness.

What's Happening This Week 4-25-06

Here is What's Happening this week Bitches!! This is the dry run it will get better so fuck off.

New Music

Godsmack - IV
Goo Goo Dolls - Let Love In
Bruce Spingsteen - We Shall Overcome
Taking Back Sunday - Living Louder
Rihanna - Girl Like Me
Mark Knopfler & Emmylou Harris - All The Roadrunning

New DVDS

Aeon Flux with Super Hero Hottness Charlize Theron

Match Point with the busty Scarlett Johansson

American Dad Volume 1 in case you get tired of watching Family Guy

Tristan & Isolde looks like a boring chick flick

Mission Impossible Collectors Edition Lets re-release a DVD thats been out for years YAY I am so excited I am going to jump on my couch

Wedding Singer Totally Awesome Edition Sweet another re-release with more shit on it that I will never watch

In Theaters

RV - Robin Williams and underage hottie JoJo star in this family comedy that will be on DVD in 3 weeks

Stick It - From the gods that brought us BringIt On. This time its about girls gymnastics staring Vanessa Lengies, the hot underage hostess from Waiting. Look for WWJ and several other creepy old men to frequent this film until the DVD comes out

United 93 - Film about 9-11 hijacked plane. Still seems too early for a film about 9-11 but expect several more to come out real soon


On TV
WWE's Backlash on PPV live this Sunday from Lexington, Kentucky. Main event is John Cena vs Edge vs. Tripple H for the WWE Championship...YAWNNNNNN

Lost is a recap episode this Wednsday

Family Guy takes on gay marriage for five minutes and spends twenty minutes exploring pop culture on Sunday

Wonder Showzen celebrates the good old days of America

South Park has Cartman finding tressure and calling Kyle a dirty Jew this Wednsday


Thats some of What's Happening This Week, if I missed something dont email me letting me know because if I didnt mention I dont give a shit about it and you shouldnt either. I will try to do this every Monday from now on. Another HBOTD on tap for tommorow and this one comes with a home made video. Hmm I wonder who it could be, place your bets now.

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HBOTD - Jenn Sterger and the FSU Cowgirls

I posted a ton of pictures of the FSU Cowgirls on my old site, but since everyone seems so excited that the ring leader Jenn Sterger is in Playboy this month, I figured it was time to revisit her and the rest of her crew. No long witty post tonight as it’s late and my bald sun burned head is killing me, so enjoy the pictures bitches.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@MyBaldHeadIsSunBurned.net

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Giggity Giggity Giggity...ALLLL RIGHT



For all you creepy guys you can stalk Jenn here on her Myspace page






Click on the picture below to go to the WWJ HBOTD and see Jenn showing off her TaTas in this months Playboy!!

Video of the Day - Air Force One gets tagged

A quick Video of the Day to hold you over until I finish the other posts I am working on right now. This video was recently in the news as it shows Air Force One getting tagged with the phrase STILL FREEDOM. Now the video is obviously a hoax, but some people are stupid and actually believed this was real, including the Air Force. Click here to read the full story of a rich fashion designer that has nothing better to do with his money. I am sure fashion designer Marc Ecko will be audited next year after helping finance this punk on President Bush. A brand spanking new HBOTD, some other old favorites and the return of the Unnamed Segment are on tap.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@WasteOfMoney.com

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HBOTD - Svetlana Shusterman of The Real World Key West

Passover was last Friday, but it doesn’t mean we still can’t celebrate with a brand spanking new Hot Bitch of the Day. Who better to help celebrate then a Ukrainian born Jewish Princess. I bring you Svetlana Shusterman. Unless you are 14 or a reality show addict you probably have no clue who Svetlana is. Well she is the “hot one” on this season of The Real World Key West. Since I don’t watch the show, I can only tell you one fact about her, 34 DD. Yes that is the only thing I know about her and basically that is all I or anyone else should care about. Sure I also like the fact that she could easily be the sexy Russian spy in my James Bond role playing fantasy, but it all comes back to those perky 34 DD’s. Since they couldn’t get Melinda, last seasons big breasted star, to show her huge ta ta’s, hopefully Playboy will have Svetlana showing us her goods in an issue sometime this summer. Until then we at least have these pictures from this months FHM and for the stalker in you there is always her Myspace page. The long awaited return of The Unnamed Segment and other goodies still to come this week.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@JewishPrincessLover.org

Peace love and hair grease


Thank you FHM






Turns out she was here in Atlanta not too long ago

Westsyyyyyyyyde

DRINK IT BITCH!!!!


You gotta lick it....before you stick it

Katie Holmes pushes out Tom Cruises baby

I was working on a brand spanking new Unnamed Segment, when all of a sudden the alarms and red lights started flashing in the WWJ news room. Theres some breaking news bitches!!!




Congrats are in order as earlier today Katie Holmes gave birth to a beautiful baby girl that one day will help lead the alien invasion to enslave the human race. Tom Cruise knowing the destiny of his alien love child has named her Suri, which means princess in Hebrew.

WWJ got the first exclusive photo of the next ruler of earth. ALL PRAISE SURI CRUISE!!


I am not sure if Tom was there for the birth or if he was off promoting MI3. Hopefully if he wasnt there someone had some Tupperware to put the placenta and umbilca cord in, so he could have a late night snack. Yes it seems Tom is planning on eating the placenta according to his interview in GQ.

"I'm gonna eat the placenta, too. I thought that would be good. Very nutrious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there"

Now I know some animals do this, but I dont think I have ever heard of a civilized human in the 20th Century doing this. Hell even those people from the film Alive had more morals then to eat a freaking placenta. I need to watch the South Park episode on Scientology again, because maybe I missed that little fact.

Who knows maybe fresh placenta tastes great with some fava beans and a nice chianti


If you actualy care about some of the birth details you can click here to go to MSN's report on the birth. A full Unnamed Segment, which thanks to this birth will have to be editied now, is on tap for later this week plus some HBOTD's.

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2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour - Weekend Recap

Time for a little recap of this past weekend and the stops that were made on the 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour.


Friday – The night started at Meehans where I meet up with my old friends from back in my Clear Channel days that I hadn’t seen since I was fired. It was great catching up with the now married Rich and Heather and my old boss the Porn Czar. After a couple hours and several Jack and Cokes, I left Meehans to meet up with the Porn Czar at one of the few strip clubs in Atlanta I have never been to, Mardi Gras. I mean who could pass up going to a strip club with someone named the Porn Czar I guess the excitement of seeing all those bouncing breasts messed with my keen navigation skills, as I could never find the damn place. I decided to go back and hang out with Rich and Heather some more. Despite not seeing any boobs until I got home and surfed the web, I really enjoyed hanging out with those two crazy kids as I had missed them a ton.



Saturday – I had planned on going to Hooters to watch Forrest Griffin kick Tito Ortiz’ ass at UFC 59, but after drinking a bottle of wine I got talked into going to the Highlands. The night started at Neighbors, then it was on to Twisted Taco where I sang some Journey till I lost my voice and finally the night ended at a hot girl’s apartment. Too bad most of the night was spent on her bathroom floor. Yes WWJ was forced to tap out when he was put in a figure four leg lock. You can call me a pussy if you want, but here is the list of what was consumed that night.

1 bottle of wine
7 Jack and Cokes
1 Jager Bomb
4 shots of Jager
1 shot of tequila



Sunday - All week I had been looking forward to Sunday as I had amazing seats right behind the dugout for the Atlanta Braves game. Thanks to Saturday night, I didn’t get a chance to go see the Braves lose to the Padres. Instead I was passed out on my buddys couch all day.



Monday – I mentioned I hung out with the hilarious The Porn Czar and he was nice enough to plug my page on his. Even though he plugged me on his page, it was a shock to hear my fake orgasm on The Regular Guys show a couple times this morning. Granted it wasn’t meant to air, but was still pretty damn cool and kind of creepy at the same time. My ears must have been playing tricks on me as I thought I heard Larry Wachs actually say my page was funny. Though he didn’t mention my web site name on air, it was nice to have someone you find funny give you a compliment.

Havent seen the pictures or the video yet? Click the picture to go see them all.


Well I had hoped to have some pictures of both nights, but I still haven’t received them from those who had cameras. Maybe they will show up on the Myspace page or something. On tap this week, new/old segments making their return and a couple HBOTD’s for all you perverts.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@NavigationallyChallenged.net

Peace love and hair grease

Munchies - Free magazines, Reservoir Dogs, Prank calls and more

Ok now you should be ready for some late night Munchies filled with typos and bad grammer so save your emails jackass.

I helped support the protesting Mexicans on Monday by grabbing some tacos and burritos at my favorite Mexican restaurant. The Porn Czar however decided to help by trying to find a Mexican whore in Vegas. Click here to hear the call.



The Bunnies are back and uncensored! This time they take on Reservoir Dogs in 30 seconds. Click here to see Mr. Pink and the rest of the crew.




I cant remember if I posted this before, but if I did so fucking what its a great page. Every Playboy Playmate from 1954 to Miss March 2006 Monica Leigh. Click here to go to the Playboy Playmate Database. Yes Eienstien that would be NSFW.





Unlike most people I know, I dont live on Myspace and I refuse to become a Myspace whore. I have resited my urges to be the creepy old man surfing for young and hot girls who take pictures in their bathroom mirror modeling their new Victoria's Secret thong. I however have no will power and still surf for those hot young pieces of ass and one of those days I came across this page. I had planned to save this for April 20th but I will probably be too wasted to rememebr so click here to see Girls Gone Weed.

Remember...if she smokes ...she fucks


Its been a long time since I posted links for free magazine subscriptions. Yes I said FREE. No credit card required. Better act fast or they will be gone.

Free subscription to SPIN click here

Free Subscription to Electronic Gaming Monthly Click here

Need some animated pictures for MySpace or message boards? Well this page has a ton of bouncing breasts to choose from. Once again dumb ass this page is NSFW. Click here to get some Animated Boobs.




I dont typicaly push bands as everyone has different taste in music, but these two CDs have been getting alot of play on my iPod. Click on their name to go to their site and hear their stuff.

Flyleaf - If you like the crazy alternative/new rock that all the kids are listening to these days then go check out this band. The lead singer is a chick, but dont let that fool you as she actualy rocks. WWJ fav tracks - Cassie, Im So Sick

The Fray - If your into the James Blunt and Coldplay stuff then you will dig this whole CD. WWJ fav tracks - Over My Head (Cable Car), Look After You

Save Manny has got pictures of thatlucky bastard, Billy Zane's girl friend, Kelly Brook. Oddly she actualy has clothes on in these pictures, but despite the clothing still nice photo shoot. Click here to see the pictures.



Finaly here is a video of Carmen Electra denying Howard Stern from seeing her O Face. Maybe its just me, but bitch seems like a prude. How do you go on Stern and not whore yourself out for your upcoming shitty movie? Well prude or not she is still hot and despite having slept with both Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro, I would risk a strange rash on my balls for one night with that ass. Click here to see the video via Gorillamask




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Almost forgot I was going to give away some invites to Super Torrents, so first 5 people to email me will get an invite to a kick ass torrent site.

HBOTD - Amy McCarthy

I figured I would squeeze in a quick Hot Bitch of the Day before I head out the door again. I have had a thing for Jenny McCarthy ever since I saw her first spread in Playboy and even though I would rather be hung by my short hairs then to sit through her movie Dirty Love again, my fantasies of her have grown to new levels. It has nothing to do with what Jenny did, but what her parents did. Screwing without protection after Jenny was born. Yes that night of drunken donkey punching lead to the birth of Jenny’s super hot sister, Amy. Now I know every guy has had the twin fantasy, but I have always wanted to piss off an ex-girlfriend by nailing her hot younger sister. Other then nailing her saggy breasted Mom. What would be sweeter then having this discussion with your ex?

“No, I don’t know where your DVD of the Notebook is at…oh yeah I forgot to tell you…I fucked your sister last night.”

Unfortunately I have never dated a girl who had a hot younger sister. My dream however lives on and even if it takes spending my life’s saving I will make it happen. Until then I at least have these pictures of Jenny McCarthy’s lil sister and a box of tissues.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@iFuckedYourSister.net

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To see Amy in all her T&A glory go to the HBOTD page. Just click on the picture below and remember its NSFW, so dont bitch at me when your boss walks in while your trying to figure out if she shaves or waxes.

Video of the Day - Grayson "The Death of Batman"

A quick Video of the Day to hold you over until I go old school and post a mindless rant about the Cynthia McKinney incident. Here is a fan made trailer for the comic book Grayson. Flexing my nerd muscle…, Grayson revolves around the death of Batman and how it affects Dick Grayson aka Robin. Several comic book heroes and villains appear in the book such as Superman, The Joker, Batgirl and even Wonder Woman for you Brokeback Mountain fans. The acting is horrid and the special effects are weak, but it is sure to give any hardcore comic book fan a bigger hardon then the newest Jenna Jameson spread.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@NerdMuscle.com

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2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour - House Party

The 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour had many stops last week, so thank the mass quantities of alcohol that were consumed for the lack of updates. I am not going to promise anything, but lack of updates should be a thing of the past as WWJ has gone Wifi BITCHES!!! So I should now be able to update while I am out on the 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour. OK. I think I am finally recovered from Thursday night’s house party thrown by WWJ Sr. Staff Photographer Ray and his drunken wife Kristi. I am not sure if this is a new subruban trend, but the last couplehouse parties I have gone too, the women have been very presistent about me bringing out WWJ Jr. Now maybe there is a rumor out there that I am a freak of nature or my nick name is Mandingo, but just because I have a size 13 shoe ladies dont forget I am white and Irish. Despite not drinking much and only getting an hour and half worth of sleep before work, the party was a blast and well worth the horrendous hangover that followed. After working a full 8 hours on a night’s rest of an hour and a half, I crawled over to Turner Field to see the Atlanta Braves take on the World Champion Chicago White Sox. My seat was 5 or 6 rows up on the first base side, but despite the great seats after 15 minutes and one beer we all left to go get dinner and more drinks. Other things happened that I either don’t remember or you could give a shit less about, so here are some of the many pictures and a video from the house party. On tap next is a brand new HBOTD that will remind you there is a God.

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WWJ and the Asian Sensation, Vince, arrive on the scene

The T-shirt and theme of the night



"A PERFECT SCREW EVERYTIME" was runnerup


The WWJ Dancers showed up for a night of drunken pole dancing

I am not sure what Ray is trying to do here, but I am pretty sure he isnt gay, umm pretty sure....

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY rocking everywhere... rocking everywhere


Keeping the theme of the night alive with a kiss.....
an a little lickey lickey


some good ole fashion spanking for those into that

do I need to explain?


I love a girl who will play with my lightsaber

and damn she is gooooood at it
I love it even more when she doesnt mind sharing it with her friends!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

So whats a boy to do when a girl likes Star Wars, will play with your light saber, let her friend join in the fun and admits she would wear the Princess Leia Slave outfit if asked...no date has been set yet

a WWJ sandwhich...the force is strong with this one
well it couldnt all be about the ladies...theme be damned





What would a party be without some WWJ favorites like the O FACE...


and the See Thru and with an added bonus








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