HBOTD - Elisha Cuthbert

Its time once again for another stalker worthy WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day, because back then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot hoes all on me Before I went to bed the other night, I made the mistake of watching the cock teasing film The Girl Next Door, staring Elisha Cuthbert. I love this movie, but I think it is bullshit to have a movie about a porn star that never shows her cans. The girl drips so much sex in that movie that I couldn’t sleep the other night, until I came home and looked at my vast collection of pictures and screen caps from the movie. You haven’t seen The Girl Next Door, then you’re missing out and need to go out and buy it right now. You may know her from the hit show 24, in which she plays Jack Bauer’s daughter. If Jack Bauer knew half the things I want to do to his daughter, he would kill me with mind bullets. I decided to also include a hot video of some of her best work and some animated gifs. The page is slowly under going some changes, so any ideas you kids have shoot them my way.

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Mila Kunis helps add some hot lesbo tension


The Girl Next Door is a cock tease

WORK IT...WORK IT




This video has all of her best scenes and well worth the squeeze

Video of the Day - Nintendo Cartoon Hour

Since I am lazy and don’t feel like finishing the post I was working on, it’s time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I know I am a sucker for anything that has to do with the old school Nintendo, but this video from The Dudes is just genius and I wish I had thought of something like this. I doubt I still have the patience it took to play the original NES, let alone make a video from it. Hell it took 5 minutes of blowing on the game cartridge just to get the damn game to read. If I ever have kids and they complain about the 10 seconds it takes for their PS12 to load between rounds, I will stomp the shit out of their PS12 and force them to play with the old handheld red blip games of the 70’s.

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Happy Memorial Day

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY BITCHES!!!!

Video of the Day - Saved By The Bell Fight

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I watched UFC 60 last night and since most of the fights ended in the first round, my appetite for watching some great fights wasn’t completely filled. I figured YouTube would have some kick ass school yard brawls to make up for the great but quick fights from last night’s PPV and boy did it ever. Nothing like a brawl between a Jock and a Prep!! So who you got when long time rivals Zach Morris and AC Slater finally throw down in this classic clip? Now if I can only find the Screech and Horshack bloodbath, my day will be complete.

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Paris Hilton Gets Booed Loudly At UFC 60 in L.A.

Paris Hilton was among several Hollywood stars at the Staples Center in Los Angeles tonight to watch UFC 60. Normally there are a ton of Hollywood stars at UFC events and between rounds and fights the UFC will point out the famous peeps in the crowd. Typically these stars get loud applause when shown on the big screen, but not Hollywood’s favorite whore Paris Hilton. When the cameras focused on her and put her name up on the screen the Staples Center erupted into a thunderous chorus of boos. Not only did the Staples Center boo Paris, but also the Hooters where I watched the event at. Has America finally tired of Paris Hilton? I can only hope so. I have never understood people’s fascination with her. The only thing she had going for her was being a rich whore but after her incredibly boring sex tape showed she in fact had no talents even as a whore what’s left? Ok I confess I would hit it to get at that money, but I would have also slept with the oil tycoon crypt keeper that Anna Nicole Smith bagged for billions. One other thing that was interesting, Paris Hilton was sitting next to David Spade. How the hell does a grown man that looks like a 13 year old girl with facial hair pull Heather Locklear and Paris Hilton? Yes I know Tommy Boy is a classic, but that should only get you drugged out strippers and some homely looking assistant, NOT Heather Locklear. No pictures to go with this post because I am too drunk to even attempt that much. Thanks to the lovely ladies at Hooters that took care of Vince the Asian Sensation and me tonight.

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Video of the Day - Pilot for Awesome Town

This really isn’t so much a Video of the Day as it is a Video of the Holiday Weekend. This long holiday weekend will no doubt find you either extremely bored or desperately trying to get away from your annoying family members, so today’s Video of the Holiday Weekend is a lot longer then the typical Video of the Days I normally post. This is the pilot episode of Awesome Town, a sketch comedy created by The Dudes. The Dudes, consisting of Akivia Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg, are the geniuses that have been bringing you all the SNL Digital shorts (basically the only good thing on SNL) like Natalie Portman’s Gansta Rap and Lazy Sunday. You can check out more of their work at the Official Web Site or just check back here as I plan to post more of their classic clips soon.

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HBOTD - Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria Finally Together In Bikinis

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have been told that none of my dreams would ever come true and that I was wasting precious time and energy that could be used to reach more attainable goals. Well, well, well, it turns out my 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Castro was not only a filthy whore, but she was also a fucking liar!! Yeah guess what Bitch? George Lucas, even though they sucked, did make more Star Wars movies and thanks to advancements in technology and my digital playground, more of my dreams turn into reality everyday. Today it is two of Hollywood’s sexiest Latinas, Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria, coming together for some fun on the beach. Ok so maybe Mrs. Castro was right about my dreams of fame and fortune and the fact that these pictures were made with photoshop means my dreams of them rubbing strawberry flavored sun tan lotion all over each other really hasn’t happened. Despite those facts, she was still a bitch for trying to crush a young boy’s dreams.

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The Orginal Pictures

At least he knows he is a lucky bastard


Thank God for zoom lens and photoshop

Yes I know there is no such thing as strawberry flavored sun tan lotion...yet

The Ends

Video of the Day - MySpace The Movie

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Today's video deals with the mass marketing machine and sexual predator playground, MySpace. Since I can barely keep my eyes open, I will skip my usual worn out rant about MySpace and get right to the video. If you havent seen my post on Playboy's Girls of MySpace what the hell are you waiting for?

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What’s Happening This Week 5-24-06

Time once again to take a look at What’s Happening This Week.

NEW MUSIC

Dixie Chicks – Taking the Long Way Home
I always thought these chicks were lesbians, but it seems they are very anti Bush. This is supposedly the best CD they have ever put out (which isn’t saying much), but I am pretty sure they are still banned on all country stations and this could very well be the last we ever hear from them.


Death Leppard – Yeah
When I saw the cover of this CD I got extremely excited, but my excitement quickly turned when I found out that this CD doesn’t include a cover of the hit song from Usher, Ludacris, and Lil John. Just because they won’t be singing that on their tour this summer with Journey, doesn’t mean I don’t want to go. Anybody got tickets for the sold out show in Atlanta, HOOK A BROTHER UP!!!

Dont look for a special guest spot by Lil John


Angels and Airwaves - We Don’t Need To Whisper
Are you still crying over the break up of Blink 182? Well dry those tears you pussy punk rawker, because former Blink front man, Tom DeLonge has a new band that sounds just like his old band. This is sort of like that Super Group show on VH1, as Tom got David Kennedy the guitarist from Box Car Racer, bassist Ryan Sinn from the Distillers, and on the drums Atom Willard of Rocket from the Crypt and the Offspring fame. **WWJ Pick of the Week**

American Idol Season 5 Encores
American Idol is now over, but now you can take the glorified karaoke on the road with you as all your favorite season 5 contestants sing their favorite songs.

Her and the twins lost Idol to Michael McDonald


The Wreckers – Stand Still, Look Pretty
So you wanted to add some new chick sung country music to your collection, but don’t want your friends and family to think you’re a bad American because you bought the new Dixie Chicks CD? Well former pop star Michelle Branch and her gal pal Jessica Harp have put together the perfect CD for you.

They look hotter then the Dixie Chicks too


WWE Wreckless Intent
You can laugh all you want that the WWE is putting out a CD, but with bands like POD, Saliva and Oscar winning Three 6 Mafia, this CD might be worth a listen.

NEW ON DVD

Bloodrayne Unrated
Another good video game turned into a shitty movie. There is the plus of seeing Kristanna Loken in next to nothing and making out with Michelle Rodriguez. I may be wrong and I would advise you to check Mr.Skin, but I believe Kristen has a nude scene in it. IF she is naked then make this one a **WWJ Pick of the Week**

Transamerica
Felicity Huffman stars in this movie about a pre-operative male-to-female transexual awaiting gender-reassignment surgery. This movie will look great sitting right next to your Brokeback Mountain DVD.



Wrestlemania 22
Its the Super Bowl of wrasslin, where men become legnds. See how midget Rey Mysterio becomes the Heavyweight Champion, Bret Hart get inducted into the Hall of Fame and all the rest of this years Wrestlemania matches.


TV Shows now on DVD
Deadwood - The Complete Second Season
Boston Legal - Season 1
The Closer - The Complete First Season
Wings - The Complete First and Second Seasons
M*A*S*H - Season Ten (Collector's Edition)


IN THEATHERS

X-Men 3: The Last Stand
Even though it was directed by Brett Rattner, the final X-Men movie looks to be the best one of them all. If you go see this movie, and honestly you have no reason not to go see it, STAY TILL THE END!!! After the credits there is still more movie leaving it open for X4 or a possible spin off flick. **WWJ Pick of the Week**

Return of the blue body paint



ON TV

UFC 60 Hughes vs. Gracie
Saturday, the WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour will be watching UFC 60 at a YTBD Hooters, because nothing goes better with the ass kicking that is UFC like mass quanties of wings, beer, and tight lil orange shorts. Need to know if a Sports bar near you is showing the fight? Click here to get a list of the US bars that are showing the fight. **WWJ Pick of the Week**



That’s What’s Happening This Week Bitches. Some more Video of the Day’s, another HBOTD(which is open for suggestions), a new segment and yes the return of everyone’s favorite The Unnamed Segment….really I am going to finally do it…promise.

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Angels and Airwaves - We Don’t Need To Whisper
Bloodrayne Unrated Only if Kristanna is nude in it!
X-Men 3: The Last Stand
UFC 60 Hughes vs. Gracie

Video of the Day - 10 Things I Hate About Commandments

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. See what happens when The Ten Commandments gets turned into a modern day teen flick. Includes special guest star, Samuel “Snakes on Motha Fuckin Planes” Jackson, as Principal Firebush. Thanks goes to Alan for this find. I have a horrid sinus headache so that’s all bitches.

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HBOTD - Girls of MySpace in Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks, its time for another WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Today’s HBOTD comes from MySpace, the sexual predator’s playground, and the stuck together pages of Playboy. MySpace has thousands of super hot attention whores, none of which will add me as their friend, because my MySpace page has a real picture of me and my actual age. I guess attention whores don’t want attention from an old creepy bald guy that watches Star Wars and still wears Spiderman UnderRoos. Thanks to Playboy I don’t have to beg these girls to add me anymore, as I can now drool over them in all their glory. I also incuded the link to each girls MySpace page, maybe you will have better luck then me and get them to add you.

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ANA GEORGEAN
From the wad of cash on her ankle, I can only assume she is in Med School. Ask her expert advice on your pulled groin at her MySpace page




BETTY LIPSTICK
Only one Sucide Girl?? Go to her MySpace pageand ask about her tats.



BRITTANY FUCHS
Her name is Porn Star worthy!! Miss Fuchs would love to hear from you so leave her a comment on her MySpace Page



CARRIE VAUGHN
Her MySpace name is Miss Plastic. I am not sure why she chose that name, I thought they were real.



CHANTAL ALEXANDRIA
Seems like she likes a stiff board between her legs. You can ask her about it on her MySpace Page



HEATHER LUTZ
I now know I have been going to the wrong bars, because I have never seen a MySpace bar girl like this. Heather actualy looks just like one of my best friends. Sadly I will never get to cross that friendship line.



HEATHER LYNN
I LOVE THIS GIRL!! She has one of my favorite bands as the song on her MySpace page and she is into the UFC!!



JESKA VARDINSKI
She is punk rawk bitches!!! Ask her to join you in the mosh pit on her MySpace Page



JESSICA_DIFEO
There isnt much on this MILF's MySpace page,but does that really matter?



To see the MySpace Girls in all their glory, click on the Mo Naked Hoes picture to go to the HBOTD page. In case your not sure, pictures of T&A and some tang would make this link NSFW.

Hot Bitch of the Day - Keeley Hazel Nude in June FHM

Before I leave for the weekend, I figured I had just enough time to post up one more WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. My buddy Tim has been bugging me for months to do a post on Keeley Hazel, but since everyone has seen all the pictures of her the net has to offer, I waited until some more surfaced. Last week some new pictures of her finally came my way, but I was lazy and didn’t post them right away and I am sure everyone has seen them by now. If you have seen them already, congratulations you get to see them again, but if by some chance you’re a moron and complain about me posting hot nude pictures of Keeley that have already made there way around the net and back again, then guess what buddy, your gay and might want to come out of the closet. For those of you that do prefer taco’s over sausage, enjoy Keeley and her amazing 32E’s.

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Click on the HBOTD picture to see the NSFW pictures of Keeley showing off those lovely 32E's

Britney Spears Drops Her Baby, Wins Mother of the Year

FEMA is no longer the slowest government agency to respond to a natural disaster. How the hell does Britney Spears and Special K still have custody of there kid? I am pretty sure my retarded cousin could care for a new born better then these two, so why did it take so long for California’s child service to show up at their door? The kid fell out of his high chair and busted his head so hard that he fractured his freaking skull!!! If having Brit and Special K as your parents wasn’t guarantee enough that you would be riding the short bus, I am sure that fall most likely clinched this kids seat on the on the Retard Express. First, Brit blamed it on a faulty high chair and talked about suing the manufactures and then she later blamed it on her Spanish speaking nanny and sent her ass back across the border. California’s Child Services, which is no CSI, somehow believed her and no actions were taken when they paid a visit to the Spears mansion to investigate the incident.

Maybe he was trying to commit suicide. I know I would if those two were my rents.



Twice this week the Britster showed off the parenting skills she learned at the Michael Jackson Baby Dangling Academy. First she was photographed driving around with Sean P facing the wrong way in his car seat. Then she was photographed almost dropping Sean, before her bodyguard made the save.


I dont have any kids and I even know this wrong


Former porn star and now bodyguard Officer Ramrod makes the save


Notice the look of concern on Brits face....


Brit recently announced she is pregnant again. She apparently knew back in February that Special K had knocked her up again, but that didn’t stop her from getting shit faced on martinis at BED when she was here in Atlanta back at the end of March. Perhaps she was just trying to make sure the kid would be brain damaged, so it could ride the same bus as Sean and Special K. I have been saying for years there should be a law that to have stupid people castrated, because natural selection just doesn’t seem to be working fast enough. I have also amended my law to include severe beatings to all the journalist and bloggers that use the tag line “Opps she did it again” every time there is a Britney story.

HELLS YEAH I knocked that bitch up again!! My ass is set fo reals now yo. Bring on the Forties and Hoes!!


GOD!?!?!? SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!


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Video of the Day - Jenna Jameson Plays Whack A Mole

Jenna Jameson has had a ton of experience whacking trouser snakes, but this time she trys her skills by whacking some moles. Only Jenna could make playing Whack A Mole this hot.

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HBOTD - Interactive Catalog Lesbians Sell Clothes

I hadn’t planned on doing another post tonight, but then my buddy Tim sent me a link to the best catalog ever. Have you ever wanted to buy your girlfriend or wife the clothes you saw in a porno? Well thanks to this super hot interactive catalog now you can. This is marketing genius. Nothing sells clothes better then two hot lesbians getting it on. I don’t even have a girl friend and I already bought three things.

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To see the XXX catalog of hot lesbo action, click on the picture below to go to the HBOTD page. This is NSFW, so if your retarded enough to click on this while at work, you desevered to get fired.

Lightsaber BJ Now On YouTube

Well I finaly put the video of the Lightsaber BJ on YouTube. If you never saw the orginal post, then what the hell is wrong with you?? Go here and see all the fun you missed!! Well now you can put the Lightsaber video on MySpace and other sites thanks to YouTube!

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Video of the Day - Kid Throws A Tantrum

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. This video shows one of many reasons why I don’t have kids, temper tantrums. If that was my kid I would be sitting in jail right now, because I would have kicked his little ass right there in the store. Then when he is laid out on the floor from a double arm DDT, I would climb the pyramid of Campbell's chicken noodle soup and deliver a five star frog splash. After the pimple faced stock boy made the 3 count, I would grab the candy bar and hold it up in the air like the championship belt. Finally I would stand over the knocked out rug rat take a huge bite of the candy bar and spit it on his snot nosed little face and yell "You still want some candy BITCH!?!?"

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HBOTD - Christina Aguilera Nude in GQ

One for the money, two for the bitches, three to get ready, and four to hit the switches, its time for another WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day!! Well I had planned on brining you some new Keeley Hazel, until I saw Christina Aguilera’s nude spread in the newest GQ. I know a lot of people don’t like Xtina, because she sometimes dresses like a dirty little whore and other times she looks like a blowup doll. I however don’t care if she is a dirty little whore, because a shot of penicillin will help clear that up rash and since my Jenna Jameson blow up doll had an unfortunate accident with a candle, I really dig the fact that she looks just like my Jenna. Will I ever get a chance to live out my fantasy of having Xtina model her vast collection of Fredericks of Hollywood outfits while she sings nursery rhymes to me, perhaps? I think I could hook up with her and it’s not because she is a slut. No, Xtina likes scrawny little Jewish guys who always have a five o’clock shadow. I just need a yamaka and I will have her hitting those high notes in no time.

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The nude, but all covered up GQ spread **UPDATE** Pics are now in HQ


Here are some more hot pictures of her teasing the camera







Deep Throat....Really? I think I am in love

handcuffs??? DAMN I love this girl

Showing her O Face

See, she does look just like my Jenna


Too see the Xtina See Thru, Nipple Slip and Topless pictures click on Mo Naked Hoes to go to the HBOTD page. In case your a window licker, that would be NSFW.

Video of the Day - OJ Simpson Rap

In case you haven’t heard, OJ Simpson, of killing his wife and white Bronco chasing fame, has a DVD coming out. The DVD, which has OJ going around pulling pranks on people just like his homeboy Ashton, is called Juiced. I know one prank involves him trying to sell the infamous white Bronco, but I am not sure if the video contains any of him jumping out of the bushes with a kitchen knife screaming "I am going to kill you, you cheating whore". The DVD is sure to be a classic and after seeing this video of the opening rap song, I ordered 15 copies to give to my ex's family for Christmas. The quality of the video is horrid, but it was all I could find so unless you can find one better shut the hell up or I will send OJ your info.

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What's Happening This Week 5-15-06

I am back from my road trip to the mountains of North Carolina, so let’s see What’s Happening This Week.

NEW MUSIC

The Raconteurs – Broken Boy Soldiers
Jack White of the White Stripes has a side project that is just as good as the original. *WWJ Pick of the Week*
He is still going after Michael Jackson's title of Creepiest Person In Music


Ashley Parker Angel – Soundtrack To Your Life
You either remember him from his reality show on MTV or from his days in the boy band O-Town. If it is the latter, I would suggest you not tell anyone unless you’re a 14 year old girl. This had the makings to be a successful pop CD, but MTV dropped the ball and did not time the show with the release. He also didn’t have the Papa Joe machine behind him like the Ashlee Simpson had behind her show and CD.



Hoobastank – Everyman For Himself
The Stank is back with their third release. I got a chance to listen to it last week and its good, but nowhere near as good as their last 2 efforts.

Cam’ Ron – Killa Season
WHAT!?!?! WHAT!?! Perfect soundtrack for drive bys.

Christina Milan – So Amazin’
I am not sure if she can sing, but she is nice to look at.



NEW DVDS

The Producers
Getting bored with your Rent and Brokeback Mtn DVD? Well then this former Broadway play turned into a movie is for you! Not a Brokeback or Broadway fan? Well this is from the comdey god Mel Brooks and nothing is funnier then silly Nazis.



Mystery Science Theater 3000 vol.9
This is like crack for geeks.


When A Stranger Calls
A hot underage babysitter gets some creepy phone calls and they are comming from inside the house. Where is Dateline when you need them?


Crimson Tide – Unrated Extended Version
Yeah another movie is re-released onto DVD with an extra 2 minutes of footage and more commentaries you won’t listen too!!

Napoleon Dynamite – Like, the Best Special Edition Ever!
Finally a movie worthy of having a re-release. If you’re a huge Napoleon fan, I suggest you go buy the gift set Best Buy is offering for $35. It includes the 2 disc DVD, a Napoleon bobble head, a Kip bobble head, and 5 iPod covers. Just remember you dont sound anything like Napoleon and its not cool to constantly quote the movie in your daily conversatons.



New Police Story
88 year old Jackie Chan jumps off some buildings and kicks some ass.

The Ringer
A guy decides to act retarded and win the Special Olympics, but in the end he grows and becomes a man…blagh blagh blagh. The Farrelly Brothers claim they didn’t steal the idea from an old episode of South Park, in which Cartman did the same thing, but I dont belive anything they say since Stuck On You. It stars Johnny Knoxville with a bunch of actual window lickers that could easily beat him in a match of wits. Despite staring the annoying Knoxville the film is actually decent and has some good laughs. Also stars the hot and busty star of Grey’s Anatomy Katherine Heigl, though sadly she is fully clothed. *WWJ Pick of the Week*



Thats one hot Mormon




IN THEATHERS

The Da Vinci Code
The only book more popular then Harry Potter finally makes it to the big screen. Look for Christians and Albinos, with nothing better to do, on your local news protesting this movie. Tom Hanks tries to redeem himself for The Terminal, as he stars in this thriller. *WWJ Pick of the Week*

Hide the children!!!!


Over The Edge
Finding Nemo moves to the backyard. Avril Lavigne, Bruce Willis and the hilarious Steve Carell lend their voices to this Dreamworks picture.

See No Evil
The WWE makes a horror film staring WWE superstar Kane. Blood, guts, gore and figure four leg locks!!




That’s What’s Happening This Week bitches. Munchies, HBOTD and the newest WWJ segment, The FU of the Day are on tap for this week.

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The Da Vinci Code
The Ringer
Napoleon Dynamite – Like, the Best Special Edition Ever!
The Raconteurs – Broken Boy Soldiers

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY BITCHES!!

HBOTD - Jenny McCarthy in June FHM

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Awhile back, Amy McCarthy wore the HBOTD crown and now it is time for her sister Jenny to follow in her footsteps. I know several guys that can’t stand her outgoing and crazy personality, but I eat that shit up like a fat kid with a box of Twinkies. Her newest and hottest spread in FHM has her dressing up as several fairy book bitches. Now granted she got paid a lot to put these outfits on, but I have no doubt Jenny would wear and do anything you asked her and that is one reason I love her. I have always had a thing for Jenny McCarthy and still have faith I will get to have that drunken night in Vegas with her that I have dreamed of for years. Most likely I will just have to save some money up, fly to Vegas and thumb through the escort book until I found a whore that resembled Jenny. I know it will cost more for them to wear fairy tale outfits, however I am not sure if you have to pay extra to call an escort by a different name or not. Besides her new pictures from FHM, I included some of her sporting black hair and still looking damn hot.

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To see some of Jenny's Playboy pictures click on the HBOTD picture below. Yeah that would be NSFW ass muncher.

Boy Hits Car stage dive from Krockathon 10

Here are some pictures and the video of Boy Hits Car and the sick stage dive from Krockathon 10, that I talked about in the last post. Go buy your tickets for the show and check out their Myspace page to download some MP3's.

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that crazy fucker is about 68 feet up

I think I am too big of a pussy to even climb up that high


Its offical...Dude has the biggest balls in the world
Yet Even with big balls he is still aerodynamic

Here is the only video I could find of the Worlds Sickest Stage Dive

WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour - Flyleaf and Boy Hits Car

The WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour has a brand new stop, so if you live in or near Atlanta listen up bitches!!! Two kick ass bands are coming to town thanks to 105.3 The Buzz. I have talked about Flyleaf here before and another WWJ favorite Boy Hits Car will be playing The Loft on June 23rd. The tickets are only A BUCK O' FIVE during presale, yes slap nuts $1.05. To get them at this price you need to head over to the Buzz web site and sign up for their Buzz Underground. Better hurry as I am sure it will sell out fast. Its times like these I wish I still worked for Clear Channel, then I could at least get a chance to meet Flyleaf's lead singer Lacey and weasel a hug out of her that would no doubt creep her out.

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In case you havent seen or heard of Flyleaf here is the video for So Sick

Here is the only Video I could find of BHC, but go see the ones on their web site of his sick stage dives

Video of the Day - Dr. Tran

WWJ Headquaters nestled in the Shaddy Acres Trailer Park is being rocked by some huge storms right now, so before I lose power again its time for a Video of the Day. Huge thanks to my buddy Tim for sending this one my way. Munchies and HBOTD (which is open to suggestions) are on tap next and then the long awaited return of Hollywood's redhead step child The Unnamed Segment. Maybe if we get hit with twisters again I will make it on the local news! So look for me tonight on the news, I will be the one wearing a Lynyrd Skynrd T-Shirt from the 89 tour and holding a can of PBR. Enjoy the video bitches!!

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What's Happening This Week 5-10-06

Sorry for the lack of updates, but I have been pretty sick since Friday and I am finally starting to feel better. Luckily I had a sweet and sexy lady taking care of me over the weekend. Thanks MOM!!! Ill make sure to get you something nice for Mother’s day. The much anticipated 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour’s stop at El Azteca for Cinco de Mayo sadly only lasted for one drink before I had to tap out. The weekend was uneventful as the majority of it was spent in bed, however I did learn it is possible to piss out your ass. Well enough about my anal leakage on to What’s Happening This Week.

NEW MUSIC

Gnarls Barkley - St.Elsewheres
Ok so I had this up last week, but it was an import. The US version of Cee Lo and Danger Mouse coming together to make music is now out.

Red Hot Chili Peppers – Stadium Arcadium
The RHCP are back with a brand new 2 disc album. They could have saved me and themselfs some time and just put out 1 disc.

Nick Lachey - Whats Left of Me

I haven’t got a chance to listen to the Cd yet, but I am sure it’s a bunch of songs crying over Jessica Simpson cheating on his ass with Bam Maggera and Johnny Knoxville. Since Nick is going to need the money if things don’t go his way in the divorce, I am making this the WWJ pick of the week. Ok I confess the single has grown on me so save your “You know how I know your gay” comments ass wipe!



Neil Young – Living With War
ATTENTION DIRTY HIPPIES!!! On your way to protest the war with that bitch Cindy Sheehan, well then you definitely need the new one from Neil Young on your Ipod. It will make the perfect soundtrack for when the riot police put those plastic twist ties on your wrists and haul you off to jail.



NEW ON DVD

Munich
Steven Spielberg take on the 1972 Olympic murders and pushes his politics in your face, but hey its got the HULK in it!!

The New World
Pocahontas gets her cherry popped by Colin Farrell and the white man steals land from the Indians, oh sorry Native Americans. I don’t even remember this making it to theaters. I do however remember the porno PokeHerOntAss which I would highly suggest, but if you want 2 hours of making you feel guilty for pushing the Indians to live in casinos and using their names for sport teams this film is for you.
GIVE IT TO HER JOHN!!!!


Nanny McPhee
It turns out this isn’t a Skinamax movie featuring American Idol hottie Katherine McPhee, so learn from my mistake and don’t order this kids flick



Grandmas Boy

If your going to get stoned and want to watch a movie this week, this Adam Sandler produced film is perfect for you. Since all the other DVDs this week suck, I will make this the WWJ pick of the week. I laughed a couple times and it meets two major requirements for a great movie, boobs and a monkey.



Rumor Has It
Somehow Kevin Costner is still making movies and we are supposed to believe he is banging Jennifer Anniston.

Big Momma’s House 2
Another sequel made way to late to capitalizing on the surprising success of the original.

This week sees a ton of TV shows on DVD so here is a run down of those.

Rescue Me season 2
Everybody Loves Raymond season 6
Scrubs season 3
That 70’s Show season 4
Dr.Katz Professional Therapist season 1
The Facts of Life season 1 and 2
Golden Girls season 5

The O FACE from Bea Arthur...my penis just commited sucide



IN THEATERS

Just My Luck
Lindsay Lohan stars in this teen flick about a lucky girl who becomes unlucky after kissing a guy. Its a PG-13 movie so don’t expect to see any of her assets.



Poseidon

A remake that may actually be better then the first, say what? Well I never saw the first, but come on anything with Kurt Russell is going to kick ass. This is the man who made Big Trouble In Little China people show some respect!! Josh Lucas and Richard Dreyfuss also star in this WWJ pick of the week.

You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?


Ok bitches that’s What’s Happening This Week, more of your favorite WWJ segments will start back up tomorrow. Oh don’t forget Yo Mama this Sunday, at least call her or get her a card and some flowers and remind her sexy ass that I like coffee with my eggs and bacon, not OJ.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@BoobsAndMonkeys.com

Peace love and hair grease

What's Happening This Week 5-3-06

Heres What's Happening this week bitches!! Not that you care but I am including my picks of the week


New Music

Tool - 10,000 Days
The perfect soundtrack for when you sacrfice goats and pray to Satan. * WWJ pick of the week*

Pearl Jam - Pearl Jam
Break out your plaid flannel shirts and your Doc Martin's, no its not the Butch Lesbian Society's monthly meeting, its the return of grunge rock..ummm whoo hoo?

Jewel - Goodbye Alice in Wonderland
Everyones favorite yoddle singing snaggletooth is back. Just because she has a messed up grill doesnt mean I still wouldnt hit that.

Thursday - City By the Light Divided
Some of that new rock stuff all the kids are listening to

Moob Deep - Blood Money
G..g.g.g.g.g.g.g.g G UNIT

Gnarls Barkley - St. Elsewhere
Cee Lo and Danger Mouse come together to make...music ya thats it music

New on DVD

The Family Stone
I have no clue what this flick is about, but it has hottie Rachel McAdams in it which is good enough for me. In case your gay and dont like Rachel McAdams, this movie has an all star cast which normaly means its a pile of shit.

Hoodwinked
Think of Shrek if it really sucked with a Red Ridding Hood story line. Jim Belushi and Gleen Clsoe are some of the voices.

King of the Hill Season 6
Yeah this show is still around

In Theaters

Mission Impossible 3
Crazy ass Tom Cruise tries to save the world by jumping on couches. Hate Tom and need reasons to see this flick? It was directed by JJ Abrams, the creator of Lost and Alias. Keri Russell grew her hair back out and is hot again. Phillip Seymor Hoffman, who unlike Tom is great actor, plays the crazy villian. *WWJ pick of the week*

Thats What's Happening This Week bitches!! Dont forget to show your support to all the protesting Mexicans this Cinco De Mayo, no dont vote for Pedro, do it by drinking a ton of Corona and Margaritas at your favorite Mexican restaurant. The 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour will show its support on the patio at the El Azteca on Roswell Road from 7pm until the restaurant closes or I pass out. The Unnamed Segment will finaly make its long awaited return, no really I swear, but first it will be some Munchies to hold you over.

as always send hate mail to jimmy@VoteForPedro.com

peace love and hair grease

HBOTD - Tricia Helfer

We flip, flop and serve hoes like flapjacks, its time for another installment of the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I had planned on bringing you Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Carolyn Murphy and a clip from her sex tape, but then I realized I haven’t cared about the SI Swimsuit issue for 4 years and nobody knows who the hell she is. After deciding not to bring you Carolyn and her large nipples, I was at a lost of who to bring to you next. Then on Saturday, I finally took a lot of peoples advice and sat down with the Battlestar Galactica DVD box set and I fell in love with a robot. No it wasn’t the old clunky silver robots from the lame 70’s show; it was blonde bombshell Tricia Helfer. If you haven’t watched Battlestar yet, you’re missing out on a good show and this hot piece of ass and her red dress. Until Saturday, I only thought it was possible to pull one to the Sci Fi Channel if you were a level 25 wizard with a large collection of cardboard swords. I am now hooked on this show and the sex craved blonde robot. If Tricia looks familiar it’s because she was in the NBC movie about Charlie’s Angels in which she donned nipple plastic extensions when she played Farah Fawcett. Yes I said nipple extension, not every woman has huge nipples like Farah that you could hang your clothes from.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@NippleExtensionWarehouse.com

Peace love and hair grease

Sex Craved robots!?!? I cant wait for the future!!


Hell of a lot better then Lucy, Cameron and that fat ass Drew


Better then the orginal?












To see more of Tricia i.e. see thru shirts and Nipple Slips, click on the picture below to go to the HBOTD page