World Cup Match Ups for Saturday 7-01-06

Saturday's games and Friday's winners are now up over at the HBOTD page. Click on the banner below to see the NSFW pictures of the girls representing the winning teams.

Video of the Day - Doogtoons VS Ask A Ninja

Time for a quick WWJ approved Video of the Day. See what happens when Doog asks the Ninja what it is like to be a ninja. Hilarity and bloodshed is what happens if you really must know. Hey I didn’t want to ruin the video for you, but you were all “hey Jimmy what happens” and I was all “just watch the video and find out” but you just couldn’t watch the video and be surprised, you had to keep pestering me to find out what the video was about. So I feel I should also tell you that Bruce Willis is a ghost, Gwenth’s head is what is in the box , and Dumbledore dies. Happy now bitch? See that’s what happens when you mess with a deadly Jew.

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Jessica Alba Gets A New Dog and Playboy Playmate Raquel Gibson Nude

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. My obsession with Jessica Alba has brought me many wonderful things such as verbal death threats from her body guards, restraining orders, visits from the FBI and now it looks like a vicious dog bite is in my future. It seems Jessica has purchased herself a very cute, but deadly, pit bull. Now this would thwart most people, but Jessica has no clue that my modeling career was cut short due to a dog biting of half of my face off. Yes, sadly this is true story. Granted the dog was no pit bull, but just because he looked like Benji doesn’t mean he wasn’t mean son of a bitch. My chance of being a male model was crushed and now I am forced to wear a stretchy mask to cover up the huge scar on my face. The agency, after seeing my scar told me never to come back and I lost out on a huge commercial that would have catapulted my career. I also developed a huge fear of dogs, but after several years of therapy, I have almost overcome my fear and I no longer run and hide from small dogs. I don’t think another dog bite will be able to keep me away from my daily stalking rituals, but it was a good try Jess!! Since there are no new uber hot pics of Jessica, I included some of Playboy Playmate and Jessica Alba look-alike, Raquel Gibson, for you to drool over.

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Jessica makes walking the dog sexy


I can see you Jimmy, get out of those bushes before I sic my dog on you


Looks like Jessica got me a present with a big bow. Cant wait to unwrap it!?!??!


That furry lil bastard is kissing my woman!!!


Raquel Gibson aka Jessica Alba look-a-like


To see the rest of Raquel's goodies, click on the HBOTD banner below to for all the NSFW goodies

World Cup Match Ups for Friday 6-30-06

Sorry for the lack of updates, but my ISP sucks and I cant do anything about their shitty service. For the five minutes it is actually working, I thought I would post the World Cup Match Ups for Friday June 30th. Now that there are only 8 teams left, the winner posts will be more revealing.Click on the banner above to see the girls.

Video of the Day - Britney Spears Dateline Interview VS The Damn Show

Time for a quick WWJ approved Video of the Day. There are a couple DVDs that can always make me laugh, and The Damn Show is one of those few. Though it was extremely edited for MTV2, basically all the good stuff that was on Stankervision came from the DVD. I will start posting some of the Damn Show videos that were on the DVD, but here is a new one from the boys from Athens. Enjoy The Damn Show spoofing the Britney Spears Dateline interview.

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Flyleaf and Boy Hits Car Atlanta Show Recap

For the five minutes my internet is actually up and running, I thought I would post up a recap from the WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour Flyleaf and Boy Hits Car show that went down Friday at the Loft. WHAT AN AMAZING SHOW!?!?! Get your ass out and see these two bands and buy their CDs. Flyleaf sounded just as great as the CD and the energy that BHC has on stage is unmatched by any band out there today. Sadly I didn’t get to meet the adorable Lacey Mosely, but I am keeping my fingers crossed for the Family Values Tour. Huge KUDOS go to WWJ Sr. Photographer Ray, who despite being on the edge of the mosh pit, did an amazing job of getting some great shots. There were so many amazing shots, that there was no way I could post them all up. Instead of doing thumbnails, I decided to try a Slide show. I have all these pictures and more in HQ and will make them available by request only. When you start paying for my server costs you can bitch at me all you want for not posting up a 100 plus pictures that are no smaller then 1.4 MB. I also posted 2 videos of Flyleaf from the show. Yeah the sound isn’t the best, but there was nothing I could do about that so bite me.

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Giving The Buzz some love for putting together a great show



You got a war face! ARRRRRRRRRGH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!

Video of the Day - Darcy Jones

Huge storms hit Atlanta this weekend and I have been without cable and internet until now, so save your emails to me and bitch at Mother Nature for the lack of updates. I will catch up the World Cup Match Ups later tonight and also try to get to the Flyleaf and Boy Hits Car recap, full of some great shots and video that WWJ Sr. Photographer, Ray took. To hold you over till then, here is another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Tim the Internet Gangsta sent this to me awhile ago and I just haven’t had the time to throw it up yet. This was done by some of his friends that go to the college that I spent 7 years at, UGA. Since they go to UGA and because Cinnamon Bread is one weird son a bitch, here are The Adventures of Darcy Jones.

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WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour - Flyleaf and Boy HIts Car

The WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour has a busy weekend, but the festivites begin tonight as 105.3 The Buzz presents Flyleaf and Boy Hits Car. If you havent checked these bands out yet what the hell are you waiting for?!?!?! I have included the video for Flyleaf's single So Sick and also a video of BHC's crazy front man doing the world's sickest stage dive. I am sure security has my picture up to prevent me from getting close to Flyleaf's lead signer, the adorable Lacey Mosely, but perhaps someone reading this can help a brother out and I will get to meet her. Dont forget the UFC's The Ultimate Fighter 3 finale is live on Spike this Saturday night. Since I will be at the concert tonite,the World Cup Match Ups will be delayed until Saturday, so sit tight you perverts.

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Flyleaf - So Sick



The World's Sickest Stage Dive

Porn Stars In and Out of Their Clothes - Jenna Jameson, Tawny Roberts, Tera Patrick, Sunrise Adams, Savannah Samson, Janine, and more

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I decided to check the page stats the other day and I was surprised by the number of hits the Tera Patrick FHM pictures have been getting. I guess you guys and some of you gals like looking at fully clothed porn stars. That being the case I decided to bring you some pictures from the ultimate coffee table book, Porn Star Portraits. Since I am such a nice guy, I have left the pictures out of the guy porn stars, because I, nor any of my loyal readers, all 4 of them, want to see huge dugans. These pictures from photographer, Timothy Greenfield-Sanders, have also been shown at some art galleries across the US. So, if your girl friend or wife has been complaining that you never take her to any cultural events, surprise her and take her to an art show you will actually enjoy. Chances are you will get laid after the date and if not at least you got to see some boobs.

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Belladonna

Briana Banks

Christy Canyon


Gina Lynn

Ginger Lynn


Heather Hunter

Janine Lindemulder

Jenna Jameson


Jesse Jane


Kira Kener

Mari Possa

May Ling Su


Nina Hartley

Reina Leone


Savanna Samson

Sharon Mitchell


Sunrise Adams

Tera Patrick

WWJ's All Time Favorite Porn Star Tawny Roberts


To see the Porn Stars out of their clothes click on the HBOTD banner below. Unless you have a great job and a cool boss that doesnt care if you look at porn at work, this page would be NSFW.

World Cup Match Ups for Friday 6-23-06

Friday's games and Thursday's winners are now up over at the HBOTD page. Click on the banner below to see more NSFW pictures of the girls representing the winning teams.

World Cup Match Ups for Thursday 6-22-06

Thursday's games and Wednesday's winners are now up over at the HBOTD page. Click on the banner below to see more NSFW pictures of the girls representing the winning teams.

Dikki Du and the Zydeco Krewe for my Atlanta Peeps

If you live in Atlanta listen up!! Sully, my buddy from back in my Clear Channel days, has been talking about this show for awhile on his MySpace page. I figured I would mention it on here for all the 10 people that actualy visit this site daily. This doesnt mean I am going to talk about your event, so save your emails because Sully never asked me to do this. While I am thinking about it you also need to tune into Dave FM at nights when Sully controls the airwaves.


Dikki Du and the Zydeco Krewe will be playing at the Garden Hills Community Center THIS THURSDAY NIGHT!The Center is located at 307 Pinetree Drive in Buckhead, behind the swimming pool at Rumson and Pinetree just north of East Wesley. It's just a stones throw from the Felini's/La Fonda on Peachtree. Dikki Du and the Zydeco KreweGarden Hills Community Center, Buckhead.Thur, June 22. 7pm$12, BYOB. There will be some Zydeco dance lessons before the show, so get there early if you wanna learn how to Zydeco!! Go listen to some of their music and then make plans to come out for a cool night of this AWESOME unique Funk/Zydeco music!!!

If I am feeling better, this will definetly be a stop on the WWJ Summer Drinking Tour, so get your ass there bitches!!!

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell Plays Tennis In June's Zoo

Keeping your pimp hand strong for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I wasn’t planning on doing another post tonight, until WWJ’s own Internet Gansta, Tim sent in these pictures of Keeley Hazell in June's Zoo. So once again her 32 E’s have bumped the HBOTD’s I had planned till later in the week, but I honestly doubt you mind. So enjoy Keeley paying tribute to the hot bitches of tennis.

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To see the rest of Keeley and those amazing 32E's click on the HBOTD banner below. Yes Einstein, Boobies=NSFW²

Video of the Day - Stephen Colbert VS Congressman Westmoreland

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Stephen Colbert and the writers for The Colbert Report continue to strike comedy gold. In this clip Stephen Colbert interviews Congressman Westmoreland about the numerous bills he has introduced and his stance on the 10 Commandments being displayed in government buildings. I am from the 8th District that Congressman Westmoreland represents, but I am not sure why I wasn’t mentioned along with Alan Jackson, James Brown and all the other celebrities. I guess my wrestling gear just isn’t flashy enough. Maybe my tights and mask need some work, so if anybody has a Bedazzler and wants to earn some extra cash drop me an email.

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The most successful graduate of my high school has a mullet!?!?!

World Cup Match Ups for Wednesday 6-21-06

Wednesday's games and Tuesday's winners are now up over at the HBOTD page. Click on the banner below to see more NSFW pictures of the girls representing the winning teams.

Video of the Day - Ask A Ninja

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I had planned on doing another post, but I am dead tired and don’t feel like doing much of anything. So to hold you over until I post again here is a video from one of my favorite web sites Ask A Ninja.

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World Cup Match Ups for Tuesday 6-20-06

Ok so maybe soccer is a little gay. Tuesday's games and Monday's winners are now up over at the HBOTD page. Click on the banner below to see more NSFW pictures of the girls representing the winning teams.

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell In and Out of Black Lingerie HQ pictures

Flipping, flopping, and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Well I had two HBOTD’s lined up and both have been bumped, so I could bring you these amazing HQ pictures of Keeley Hazell. Each time new pictures of her come out, I fall deeper in love with her and those heavenly 32 E’s . I am sure she already has one, but I would pay to be her bitch for a day. I am seriously thinking of moving to England, because it is just too hard to stalk someone when they live in another country. Despite my undying love for her, I am contemplating suing her for giving me tennis elbow, so if any lawyers are interested in taken up my case, send me an email. Remember these pictures are HQ, so if you have a slow connection they may take awhile to load, but trust me it is worth the wait.

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Since the rest of the pictures are NSFW and I would get a ton of heat for posting them here,you are going to have to click on the HBOTD picture at the botttom to see the T&A

World Cup Match Ups for Monday 6-19-06

Monday's games and Sunday's winners are now up over at the HBOTD page. Click on the banner below to see more NSFW pictures of the girls representing the winning teams.

Video of the Day - Rollin With Saget

Before I post the next HBOTD and the long awaited return of The Unnamed Segment, there is just enough time for a WWJ approved Video of the Day. Today’s video comes straight off the hard streets of Malibu yo!?!? No it is not K Fed’s new music video for Popazoa, it’s the new music video from Jamie Kennedy. Sadly every time I see K Fed, I am reminded of Jamie’s character B Rad in Malibu’s Most Wanted. I haven’t seen Jamie’s new show on MTV, but after seeing this hilarious video, I am definitely going to tune in. For those of you wondering, yes that is the God of the Geeks, George Lucas. This song is uncensored, so save your emails bitching at me because your boss heard the F bomb and Bitches coming from your office.

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B Rad vs K Fed WHO YOU GOT!?!?!

Super Torrents Invites

One of the best torrent sites out there, Super Torrents is going private and not allowing anymore invites. I am going to unload the 20 invites I have, so if you want in on this send me an a email and I will send you a invite before the doors close next Saturday. Make sure you label the email Super Torrents Invite.

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World Cup Match Up's for Sunday 6-18-06

Sunday's games and Saturday's winners are now up over at the HBOTD page, which as always is NSFW, because boobies + poon + a computer at your office = You losing your job for looking at porn at work. Click on the banner below to see more of the girls representing the winning teams.

World Cup Match Up's for Saturday 6-17-06

To prevent people from bitching about the pictures being NSFW, the WWJ World Cup Match Up's will now only be posted on the HBOTD. Click on the banner above to go there and see more of the winning teams. Dont forget to vote for the girl you want to see more of in the comment section, just in case her team gets eliminated early you will still get to see her full spread along with the winner of the World Cup.

HBOTD - World Cup Match Ups for Friday 6-16-06

The World Cup started last Friday and even though Team America is ranked 5th in the world, most Americans could care less. The common reasons people give for not caring about soccer range from the games being too slow, having low scores and being very gay. I figured I could try to make the World Cup more exciting and a lot less gay for the average American, by bringing you the WWJ HBOTD World Cup Match Ups. The winning teams will be highlighted each day as I will post a couple of pictures of some hotties representing their team by wearing nothing but body painted uniforms. The girl representing the winner of the World Cup will then have her own post. I will also do a full post of the hottie you guys and gals like the most, so vote for your favorite girl in the comment section.

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The Teams


Angola, Argentina, Australia


Brazil, Costa Rica, Cote d'Ivoire



Croatia, Czech Republic, Ecuador


England, France, Germany



Ghana, Iran, Italy



Japan, Korean Republic, Mexico



Netherlands, Paraguay, Poland


Portugal, Saudi Arabia, Serbia & Montenegro


Spain, Sweden, Switzerland


Togo, Trinidad & Tobago, Tunisia


Ukraine , USA






Thursday's Winners


England


Sweden


Ecuador


Friday's Games

WHO YOU GOT?

Test Your Movie Knowledge - Find the 100 Movies in the Picture

Since I am still working on the WWJ’s HBOTD World Cup Match Ups, I figured I would post this great time waster to test your movie knowledge. This is just like the test your music knowledge picture I posted on the old site. See if you can find the 100 movies referenced in the picture and post your finds in the comment section bitches. Yes I can find all 100, but that’s what happens when you have no life and sit home watching movies all night long. Along with the World Cup Match Ups, a Porno All Star edition of the HBOTD is on tap for this week and yes the long awaited return of Hollywood’s red headed step child, The Unnamed Segment. Yeah I have been saying that for months, but I mean it this time, really I promise. Also I am not sure why everyone is having problems with the page loading slowly, but I am working on it.

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Click on the picture for a larger view

HBOTD - Keeley Hazel and the World Cup

We here at WWJ know it’s hard out there for a pimp, when you’re trying to get the money for the rent, for the Cadillac’s and for gas money spent. That’s why we keep your pimp hand strong by bringing you the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I had planned on posting these pictures Friday to kick off the WWJ’s HBOTD World Cup Match Ups, but I held off hoping to come across some better scans or HQ pics. Sadly I didn’t find any and I feel it’s not right for me not to share yet another amazing set of Keeley Hazell pictures. Thanks once again to WWJ’s Internet Gansta, for being prompt and sending in these pictures over a week ago. One day I will get my shit together and not wait a week to post the great stuff he finds. The much anticipated WWJ’s HBOTD World Cup Match Ups will hopefully begin tomorrow.

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To see one more picture of Keeley releasing those wonderful 32 E's from that tiny shirt, click on the HBOTD banner. Just in case you have to wear a helmet when you go outside BOOBS = NSFW.

Video of the Day - Family Guy Creator Seth McFarlane Speaks at Harvard

Time for a quick WWJ approved Video of the Day. Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane recently spoke at Harvard’s graduation ceremony and he didn’t hold anything back. You can even see some of the stuffed shirts nervously shifting in their chairs. His hilarious speech includes cameos from Peter, Stewie, and Quagmire. Seth also uses Stewie to address the South Park issue. Thanks to WWJ’s Internet Gansta, Tim, for finding these. Just in case you only want to watch Seth doing Stewie or Quagmire, the video has been broken up into 4 parts. If you’re at work turn your speakers down, unless curse words and discussions of dicks are commonplace.

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Seth as Seth



Seth as Peter Griffin



Seth as Stewie Griffin



Seth as Glenn Quagmire

HBOTD - Vida Guerra Nude in July Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Traditional media is finally realizing that there is money to be made from using internet celebrities. Andy Milonakis has a show on MTV, Perez Hilton and Trent are constantly in tabloids and on TV shows giving there celeb scoops, Tucker Max and Maddox are New York Times Best Sellers, and a couple months ago FSU Cowgirl Jenn Sterger made it into the pages of Playboy. This month Playboy turns once again to the internet as Miss. Budunkadunk herself, Vida Guerra graces the cover and pages of Playboy. Thankfully Playboy realized they pissed off me and the millions and millions of perverts, when the much hyped pictorial of Jenn turned out to only be one picture and they had the bitch covering up the goods. This time we have a full nude spread of the owner of what is arguably the world’s best ass. The thing is so perfect scientist could calibrate their high tech instruments to it.

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BOOTY BOOTY ROCKING EVERYWHERE!?!?!?


To see all of Vida's naughty parts, click on the HBOTD banner to go to see all the NSFW goodness from July's Playboy

HBOTD - Tera Patrick in FHM

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I got in the newest issue of FHM the other day and I was kind of surprised to see porn star Tera Patrick on the cover. Now maybe it is just me, but does anybody care to see a pictorial of a fully clothed porn star? I have seen Tera contorted to the shape of a pretzel, while a hot blonde shoved a piece of plastic the size of my arm up her cooter and a midget in an Oompa Loompa outfit plowed her Hershey Highway. Now maybe if I was 7 and had never seen one of her many films, these pictures would excite me more then the female Power Rangers and my babysitter ever did. So if you happen to be 7, enjoy the pictures of Tera and her tiny leather outfit from the July FHM. For those of you older then 7, I also included some pictures on the WWJ HBOTD page of Tera wearing nothing and having some hot lesbo action.

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The hot but fully clothed pictures from FHM



The End


To see some normal pictures of Tera, i.e her wearing nothing and having some hot lesbo action, click on the WWJ HBOTD banner to go to the NSFW page.

Keeley Hazell In Lingerie - HBOTD Banner Inspiration

I have had a ton of people ask me, and by a ton of people I mean two, who is that fine piece of ass in the new HBOTD banner? Well I spent several days researching the thousands of pictures in my vast collection of spank worthy material, just to find the perfect girl for the new banner. After the smoke cleared and the tissues dried, Keeley Hazell and her amazing 32 E’s stood out as the perfect choice. Now I give you the inspiration for the new banner, HQ pictures of Keeley in some sexy lingerie.

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Who better then Keeley to greet you each time you visit WWJ's HBOTD. Ok Bea Arthur would be a close second..I'll give you that


THE END

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Baby Shiloh Nouvel picture?

So in shocking news, the first picture showing the result of all the dirty sex that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had all over the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, flooded the internets today. Now I am sure these “leaked” pictures had nothing to do with today’s re-release of Mr. & Mrs. Smith on DVD. I seriously doubt people that possess such high morals, such as Ang and Brad, would ever dream of using their new born for profit. They could have easily bought all the web sites that could be made using the baby’s name or even sold these pictures for millions of dollars to a magazine, but a UN rep and the founder of Fight Club wouldn’t do something like that. I also don’t think it is any coincidence that the first pictures of what could very well be the Anti Christ came out on 6-6-6. When little Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was still in Ang’s belly, magazines and bloggers were suggesting this would be the World’s Most Beautiful Baby. Well the kid doesn’t have a disformed face or an extra arm from what I can tell, but luckily my title of World’s Most Beautiful baby is still in tact. There is still hope for the mega lipped and cute baby (I only say cute because there is a law that says you must call all baby’s cute even if they are ugly and deformed), as I grew from the World’s Most Beautiful Baby to a man who now has to conceal his face with a spandex mask. So don’t worry for Shiloh, because in 17 years she will grow up to become the hottest actress/model on the planet and if she happens to grow into a hideous freak of nature like me, at least she will have Mom and Daddy’s bank account to dip into for massive plastic surgery and then she wont have to wear a leather mask, unless she is kinky like her Mom.

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The picture the world is going crazy over

The title of World's Most Beautiful Baby remains in my trophy case


Could Shiloh turn out hotter and kinkier then her Mom? We can only hope...

Happy 666

Happy 666 Bitches!!!!

When your out this holiday, sacrificing virgins and drinking some goat's blood, dont forget to be safe and have a desinated driver.

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Sadly this was the only video I could find for this song and since I am way to damn lazy to make my own video, you will just have to deal with this.

HBOTD - Jessica Alba Look a Like, Raquel Gibson Nude In Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. If you haven’t imagined what Jessica Alba looks like naked, well congrats you’re gay and you win a brand new rainbow sticker for your Volkswagen. I and many others, women and gays included, have spent countless hours imagining what is underneath those Vickies. I have spent even more hours searching every movie she has been in frame by frame for the slightest glimpse of her naughty parts. My DVD player now needs an old school VCR tracking switch for when I watch Honey and Into the Blue. Despite all my searching, the closest I have come has been the almost nip slip and partial areola picture and her see thru dress pictures, all of which I included below. I am a lazy bastard and now my imagination can be just as lazy, thanks to Playboy Playmate and Jessica Alba look a like, Raquel Gibson. Thank God I don’t have a CD of Jessica Alba’s voice to be my soundtrack when I look at these pictures of Raquel. I think it would result in me developing the world’s worst case of tennis elbow. Sadly, the collection of pictures I have acquired of Raquel will only satisfy my Jessica Alba craving for a short time. I do have a solid plan to get Jessica Alba naked in Playboy or in a film. I am going to take up a collection to pay off a kid dying with cancer. He will then use his Make a Wish to ask Jessica Alba to pose in Playboy. How could Jessica say no to a dying kid when his last wish is to see one of the most beautiful women in the world naked? I will set up a Pay Pal account for all those wishing to help the cause.

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The Fantastic Two made their debut at the premier of Fantastic Four



Ohhhhh so close, but if you squint and look closely you can see some of the goods



Playboy cock teased the world by putting Jessica on the cover



Ok so Raquel isnt Jessica's twin, but she is close enough for me



Playboy trys to make up for cock teasing us



To see the rest of Raquel's Playboy spread click on the HBOTD link below. Last time I checked T&A is still NSFW, so dont be a window licker and click that if your at work.

What's Happening This Week 6-1-06

This was supposed to be posted on Monday, but being the punctual masked man that I am, here is the What’s Happening This Week.

NEW MUSIC

80’s Music Stripped – Various Artists
This CD is a collection of your favorite hits from the 80’s acoustic style. So if you were wanting to sing Jesse’s Girl around the camp fire, but don’t know how to play guitar, your dreams of swooning that D chested beauty just may come true.

Rescue Me Soundtrack – Various Artists
One of the best shows on TV is back for its third season and what better way to help promote the show then a collection of songs you never heard before. Rest assured the theme song by the Von Bondies is the first track.

NEW DVD’s

Date Movie Unrated
A sub par movie spoofing other sub par movies, enough said. It does however star the always adorable Alyson Hannigan of Buffy the Vampire and sticking a flute in her pussy fame. Don’t let the Unrated title fool you, its still a PG-13 flick.






Platoon 20th Anniversary Collectors Edition
The Oliver Stone classic is now out in a special Collectors Edition, just in case you didn’t get it the 4 other times it had been released.

TV SHOWS NOW ON DVD
The Venture Bros. Season 1
Numb3rs Season 1
Will and Grace Series Finale
Alf Season 3
The Dukes of Hazard The Complete 6th Season
The Kids in the Hall The Complete 4th Season



IN THEATHERS

The Break Up
This is the film that Vince Vaughn was lucky enough to be in when he caught Jennifer Aniston on the rebound. The movie foreshadows the inevitable future break up of the new power couple, when Jen finally realizes she is Jennifer Aniston and can do much better then Vince Vaughn.

The WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour has some stops this weekend!!



The Big Empty will start their 2006 Reunion Tour this Friday night at Alamo Jacks. This band broke up earlier this year and then reformed with a new line up, but before they could play their 1st show as a new band, the original line up came back together. So if you’re on the Southside of Atlanta join WWJ for some drinks and catch this good 90’s and New Rock cover band before their VH-1 Behind The Music special is aired.

The WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour will also be making a stop Saturday night at WWJ Sr. Photographer, Ray’s house party. He is trying to top the last party in which we learned that hot chicks actually like Star Wars and love a guy with a big Lightsaber, by making this one a Sexy Pajama Party. Plan on tons of alcohol, hot girls scantily clad and WWJ in the sexiest outfit Victoria’s Secret had in my size.



That’s What’s Happening This Week bitches. I will do my best to post up a new HBOTD, before I go out on Friday night. A recap of Ray’s party along with pictures and video will also make its way on here sometime next week.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@ThePunctualMaskedMan.net

Peace love and hair grease