HBOTD - Playboy's The Girls Next Door

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Helping to prove once again how unfair life is, E!’s The Girls Next Door will start its second season this Sunday. Now don’t get me wrong, Hugh Hefner is one of my heroes, but how can any smoking hot 20 year old have sex with him and enjoy it!?! I don’t care how much Viagra the guy takes, his old ass can barely walk, so how the hell is he going to give some young hottie the pounding she wants and needs? I know its all about the fame and money, but honestly how can any woman that’s not in her 70’s get turned on by him. My guess is that behind the mansion is a warehouse that not only has an endless supply of Viagra and downers, but contains more KY Jelly then San Francisco could go through in a decade. Sadly I will never have enough fame and fortune to have 3 hot girlfriends at once or for that matter 3 fugly girlfriends at once. Despite the show depressing the hell out of me, I like it and watch it every week, though I really wish the show was on HBO or Skinemax. It almost seems like a crime to have a show take place in the Playboy Mansion and it not show any T&A. Thankfully, Holly, Bridget and Kendra made up for it on the pages of Playboy a couple months back. Tomorrow I will be drinking heavily at the Family Values Tour, so don’t expect a post. Until next time, enjoy the pictures pervs.

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To see Holly, Bridget and Kendra minus all the clothes they wear on The Girls Next Door, just click on the banner below to go to the uncensored HBOTD page. Unless your boss doesnt mind you looking at boobs and cooter on the companys dime, that link would be NSFW.

Video of the Day - Webcam Girl and Her Mom

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I have been trying for years to get girls to strip on webcam for me. I have yet to be successful in convincing some hottie to show me her goods over the net, this is mainly because they know I would record it and post it on the web for the world to see. It’s a good thing that other guys have met girls stupid enough to do strip shows on cam for them. I still haven’t given up on my quest to persuade a girl to get freaky on cam with me, at least now I know to tell her to lock her door.

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Video of the Day - JUSTICE RATS

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Clerks 2 came out this past weekend and despite being fucking hilarious, nobody went to see it. Maybe I am biased as I love all of Kevin Smiths films, well all of his films except that piece of shit movie he made with J Ho and Ben Affleck. Well today’s video pays tribute to one of Smith’s better films Mallrats, by dubbing it over the old school cartoon, Justice League. Ill post some more of the Justice League mashups later this week.

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HBOTD - Tiger Wood's Wife, Elin Nordegren

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. This week the talk at the water cooler has been on Tiger Woods first win since his father died. Now I find watching golf on TV as exciting as watching the WNBA after taking a handful of downers. This doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy playing golf. I actually love playing golf, bowling, go cart racing and any other sport that you can drink a beer and smoke a good cigar while playing. The only highlight of watching Tiger Woods playing is seeing his extremely hot wife, Elin Nordegren, jumping up and down when he wins another tournament. Seeing that a goofy looking guy like Tiger Woods can pull a hot Swedish model, gives my mongoloid looking ass hope that when I become a multi millionaire, I might actually have a chance to put my penis in something that looks like that.

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To see Tiger Wood's favorite green to sink his balls in, just click on the banner below. Yes tard, thats NSFW

Video of the Day - Hips Don't Lie

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I have long had a hypothesis that any girl, no matter how messed up their grill is, has the ability to be sexy if she can dance. A key example of my hypothesis is Shakira. The girl looks like a reject from Jim Henson’s workshop, but the way she moves in her videos makes me want to do things with her that are so nasty that there isn’t even a name for it yet. My hypothesis finally turned into a theory a couple weeks back after a trip to Fever. Even though I was surrounded in VIP by amazingly hot women, I couldn’t keep my eyes off an average looking girl on the dance floor that possessed amazing hip action. My whole night was spent looking down at her on the dance floor and completely ignoring the hot girls that came up to us. Just 2 weeks after becoming a theory, my lifetimes work has hit a HUGE roadblock thanks to today’s Video of the Day. I guess its back to the drawing board.

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First Look at Venom in Spiderman 3

If you happen to be a comic book geek, you might want to go get a towel, because the following picture and link will surely make you mess your pants. It’s the first look at Venom from next summers Spiderman 3!!! Last time I had a boner like this was when I chased down 2 Viagras, a handful of Levitra and 3 Enzytes with a red bull and vodka and then went to my favorite local strip club. I also included a link to Aint It Cool News that recaps the Spiderman 3 panel at Comic Con. The link also has some more pictures for you to drool over. Thanks to Tim the Internet Gangsta for sending this one in.

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Click here to go to Aint it Cool News to read the recap of the Comic Con panel and to see more pictures

HBOTD - Hanna Hilton from Matt's Models

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Today, I thought I would try something different and show some love to a chick that isn’t famous, yet. I know you kids only come here because you love seeing the famous bitches naked but I doubt anyone will complain after seeing all of the smoking hot and busty Hanna Hilton from Matt’s Models. I stumbled across Hanna while doing my daily research and figured it would be selfish of me not to share her and her natural 32 DD’s with you.

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To see those natural 32 DD's in all their glory, just click on the banner below to go to the NSFW page.

Munchies - Gnarls Barkley VS Notrious BIG Mashup CD Gnarls Biggie

If you liked the Jay Z/ Beatles mashup, The Grey Album or the Kayne West/ Beach Boys mashup, Lush Life West Sounds, then prepare to clean your pants when you hear The Notrious BIG/Gnarls Barkley mashup. Myspace has repeatedly removed the songs from its site, so you better go grab this CD soon, as I am sure it wont be long until the record companies shut the site down. I havent listend to the full CD yet, so it could very well suck balls. I just love the irony of this mashup CD. Danger Mouse, was the guy who created The Grey Album and put it online, which made record companies go ape shit shutting down just about any site that mentioned the CD. Because of that CD, DM made a name for himself and then went on to produce the last Gorillaz CD. He then went on to hookup with Cee Lo of Goodie Mob fame, and they formed Gnarls Barkley. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, I wonder who he will back up. The guy that made a mashup CD, using music that DM created or the record company that now pays DM millions. Besides including the link to the official site, where you can download the 11 song CD and I also included the video mashup of one of the songs.

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Click on the album cover below to go to the offical site where you can download the 11 song CD

Video of the Day - Jessica Simpson Public Affair

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Jessica Simpson’s new video, Public Affair, made its world debut on TRL at 3:30 this afternoon and at 3:31 p.m. I was throwing an overused and very stiff towel in my hamper. I would suggest you turn down your speakers or you will end up like me with a pencil jammed in you ear. The song sounds like a leftover Madonna song from 1986. Papa Joe, being the pimp he is, realized it would take more then just whoring out his first born to help cover up the shittyness of the song , so he enlisted some of Jessica’s hot Hollywood friends to be in the video. My favorite part of the video has to be the very sexually suggestive scene when Jessica wildly rubs an ice cream cone all over her face. With a technique like that, it’s no wonder why Johnny Knoxville shared her with the cast of Jackass.

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HBOTD - Gisele Bündchen in Arena August 2006

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have a dream that one day there will be a miracle pill that will cure all STD’s. The day after the pill hits the market, I will be on a plane to Brazil to enjoy a week long sexcapade with as many hot Brazilian women I can pull or money can buy me. One of the many hot exports from Brazil is Victoria’s Secret super model Gisele Bündchen. Just like the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone, her body is considered a national treasuer in Brazil. The girl has an amazing body and her only flaw is that Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis has been inside her. Sadly there is still not a cure all pill for getting firecrotch and since lil Leo has been camping out in Gisele’s happy valley for years, this most likely has lead to a dirty disease infested campsite. Despite all that, I would still love to take a 3 maybe 5 minute camping trip to Gisele’s happy valley.

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Video of the Day - The Vader Sessions A Star Wars Fan Film

I am still recovering from this past weekend, so only time for a quick WWJ approved Video of the Day. I admit that I am a dork when it comes to Star Wars. Most of the fan made films are horrid, but because I am obsessed with anything Star Wars related, I spend hours each day watching them. This obsession has prevented me from getting laid on more then one occasion, yet for some strange reason I am still obsessed with Star Wars. Every blue moon, a fan made film is so good that you don’t have to be a 30 years old Star Wars geek with Yoda bed sheets to enjoy it. The Vader Sessions cleverly replaces Darth Vader’s dialogue from A New Hope, with some of James Earl Jones other classic roles, to make one of the most hilarious videos on the net. The third and final installment of the Keeley Hazell apology is on tap for tomorrow and later this week, the long awaited return of Hollywood’s redheaded step child, The Unnamed Segment.

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Video of the Day - The Infamous Stereotype Pixie from Chappelle's Show

It’s time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Last week, Chappelle’s Show, minus Dave Chappelle’s intros, made its long awaited return to Comedy Central. The third and final season consists of leftover skits that were thrown together to make 3 episodes. While filming a skit that dealt with race and stereotypes, which is basically the standard Chappelle’s Show skit, a white guy on the set laughed too hard and Dave suddenly realized he couldn’t do the show anymore. Yes the death of Chappelle’s Show can be blamed on whitey. Damn those crackers for taking away a funny, but way over quoted show. Honestly have you missed everyone going around saying “YEAAAAH” or “WHAT? OK!” and God rest his lil pimp heart “I’m Rick James Bitch.” Part of that now infamous “Stereotype Pixie” or “Nigga Pixie” skit will be shown along with a discussion with the studio audience on their feelings on the stereotypes mentioned in the skit. Do we really need to see an audience discussion about a comedy skit? It’s a fucking comedy skit, not King’s I Have a Dream speech. Either you get it or you don’t enough said. Sadly not all of the scenes filmed for this skit will air, as they didn’t include footage of the pixie talking to Tiger Woods and Rodney King. Maybe the DVD, that will be released later this month, will include more skits and outtakes as the 3rd season was close to being finished before Dave jumped on a plane to Africa to get away from it all. It’s hard to believe that a whole season of skits can be made into just 3 episodes. I’d bet that Comedy Central is holding on to as much footage as they can so they can milk this Lost Episode thing a couple more times. The skit is funny, but I’m just a cracker from the ghetto, so what do I know.

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Video of the Day - Gym Class Heroes "New Friend Request" (The MySpace Song

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. It’s not often that a music video makes it as a VOD, but when one of my favorite bands makes a song that pokes fun at MySpace, its almost guaranteed that the video will make the cut. If you happen to be going to the Warped Tour this year, make sure you check out Gym Class Heroes and buy their new CD, As Cruel As School Children, when it drops on July 25th.

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HBOTD - Keeley Hazell Nude on Page 3

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It’s time for part 2 of my apology for the covered up Keeley Hazell post. I feel like a bowl of ass today, so no witty commentary bitches, its straight to the T&A that you come here for. The finale, aka part 3 should be up sometime this weekend and I promise it will almost be as big as Keeley’s 32 E’s.

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Save your emails about her being clothed in these first 4 pictures, I needed to post some of her clothed for the main page



To see Keeley minus all the clothes, just click on the banner below. In case you just finished tape 1 of Hooked on Phonics, this link is NSFW. Oh and good luck with tape 2, I hear its the toughest of the set.

Keeley Hazell World Cup Rubdown in July's Zoo

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It seems a lot of people were pissed about the lack of skin in the last Keeley Hazell post, so I decided to make it up to you with 3 new Keeley posts this week. The first one up is Keeley’s World Cup Rubdown from the latest issue of Zoo. You may remember her last World Cup pictorial in Zoo, but if not you can click here to refresh your memory of the NSFW pics. More of the beautiful Keeley and her amazing 32 E’s tomorrow.

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To see the rest of Keeley's nude pictorial, click on the banner below. In case you forgot to wear your helmet today, the link is NSFW.

HBOTD - Clueless star Stacey Dash Nude in Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The other day someone, lets call him Affirmative Action Jackson, asked me this hard hitting question. “Why haven’t you had a black girl as the HBOTD?” This person assumed that since I was from the south, I was just another redneck racist and that was the only reason for the lack of color here on the HBOTD. For the record I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white and being from the south doesn’t automatically make me a redneck. Hell I grew up in the ghetto and as a minority. Truth is that I have posted pictures of white, Latino, Asian and yes even black girls on here, though I will admit a black girl has never had her own post until now. It’s been 11 years since Clueless hit theaters and I still have dreams about being underneath Cher, Amber and Dionne as they have a lingerie pillow fight. Stacey Dash, who played Dionne, is now 40 and she is showing off her goodies in next months Playboy. This isn’t the first time she has showed some skin, so I included those pictures along with her Playboy spread. Maybe now that I have shown a sister some HBOTD love this will prove that I am not “Da Man” and not just out to hold the black man down.

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Even though Alica is no longer hot, I would still pay to join the pillow fight


To see all of Stacey's goodies in next months Playboy, click on the HBOTD banner to go to the NSFW page full of T&A

World Cup Match Ups - Italy Wins the World Cup

The World Cup finals were held on Sunday and Italy beat France on penalty kicks to capture sports most coveted title. I could careless about Italy winning, but I take pleasure in anything that pisses off the French. The biggest news was France’s Zidane head butting Italy’s Materazzi in the second overtime. This was the first time a French man wasn’t a pussy and acted like he actually has some balls and for this he was awarded the Golden Ball for being the tournaments best player. There have been so many votes it has been hard to keep up, but it’s still not too late to vote for your favorite World Cup girl. Miss Germany is currently in the lead and unless another vote comes in she will have her own post later this week. Click on the banner above to see all of Miss Italy's very NSFW spread.

Video of the Day - Star Wars : The Empire Brokeback

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The whole Brokeback Mountain parody thing was pretty popular a couple months ago, so you probably have already seen this or careless about seeing it, but I am doped up on allergy medicine and it made me laugh. See what happens when Star Wars gets a case of Brokeback Mountain. I am guessing if you’re a geek like me, you will like this video, but if you’re a gay geek you’re going to love it.

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World Cup Match Ups The Finals

The World Cup is down to two teams and on Sunday they will face off to determine the winner of the 2006 World Cup. To see the NSFW pictures of the girls representing the final two teams click on the World Cup banner above. Also dont forget to vote for your favorite girl and she and the World Cup winner will have their own post. As of now Germany is in the lead.


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HBOTD - Keeley Hazell in August 2006 FHM

Flipping, flopping, and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I know it’s only a day after America’s independence from the Brits, but God Bless England for giving us Keeley Hazell. Last time I checked, my list of all the dirty things I want to do to Keeley Hazell, was up to 1,334. After seeing these pictures of her from the August FHM, I will be adding a couple more pages to the list. Sadly those amazing 32E’s and the rest of her naughty parts are all covered up, because these are from the US edition of FHM. Just because the goods are covered up, doesn’t mean that these pictures aren’t worth a long hard look.

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Yes, I know that FHM recycled these old pictures, but there may be one person who hasnt seen them yet, so save your email asshole.

Samuel L Jackson Punks WWJ

Pretty much everyone but me had today off from work. So after a restless night and a shitty day at work, I was determined to come home and take a nice long nap. I turned on the TV and hit play on the DVD player and started to drift off to the sounds of Family Guy. As I laid there waiting to be whisked off to my dream of Jessica Alba, dressed in her Sin City outfit, giving me a lap dance, I rolled over and felt something on my foot. Half awake, I raised my head up and my blurry vision made out the black belt I wore last night. I gave the belt a little kick to move it out of my way, but instead of moving in the direction I kicked it, the belt went the opposite way crossing over my foot. It was at this point I completely woke up and as my belt moved toward my head, I realized I never wore a belt last night and I sure as hell didn’t grab one from my closet and throw it on my bed. No it turns out there was a MOTHER FUCKING SNAKE IN MY BED!?!? Now unlike my mother, who freaks out if she sees a snake on TV, I am not scared of snakes. However it seems when you don’t have an axe or a shovel in your hands and a snake is in your bed, you turn into the biggest pussy in the world. The snake slithered off my bed and went under it and I will be damned if I am sticking my head under there to try and find it. I am not sure how the hell a snake got in my house, let alone in my bed. My theory is that Samuel L Jackson read something I wrote about his movie Snakes On A Mother Fucking Plane and decided he would show that skinny cracker a lesson. Well congrats Sam, you got me, now come get this fucking snake out of my room and help me wash my piss covered sheets.

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Thanks to WWJ's Internet Gansta, Tim, for sending this to me after I told him what happend.

World Cup Match Ups The Semifinals

Only four teams are left in this years World Cup. WHO YOU GOT??? Click on the banner to go to the NSFW page to see who is left.

Dont forget to vote for the girl you want to see more of and she will get a full post along with the girl representing the World Cup winner

HBOTD - Erica Durance aka Lois Lane on Smallville

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Superman Returns hit theaters last Wednesday and despite the horrible casting of the flaming Brandon Routh as Superman and the fugliness know as Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane, the movie is actually worth the price of a ticket and will probably have an opening of 80 to 90 million. So what does this movie have to do with the HBOTD you may ask? Well nothing actually. Kate Bosworth is not worthy of being a HBOTD, but Erica Durance, who plays Lois Lane on Smallville, is. Now I don’t watch Smallville, so maybe Erica’s acting abilities are comparable to that of Corky from Life Goes On and that could be the reason she wasn’t cast in this role. Does anyone care if she can’t act, no because the damsel in distress only needs to be a good piece of eye candy in a wet t-shirt. She doesn’t have to have an extensive background doing Shakespeare and Tony award wining plays, which still makes me wonder how the hell Kate Bosworth got this role. Perhaps she had a wager with director Bryan Singer that was decided on a game of Dance Dance Revolution, but most likely she picked up a skill or two while filming Wonderland.

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So before Erica got her implants, she showed her cans in House of the Dead or something like that. Click on the HBOTD banner below to see them, yes Corky thats NSFW

World Cup Match Ups Saturday's Winners

Saturday's winners are now up over at the HBOTD page. Click on the banner below to see the NSFW pictures of the girls representing the winning teams.