Video of the Day - When Piranhas Attack

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. This was sent to me by WWJ’s own Internet Gangsta, Tim. When I was younger for some reason my baby sitter thought it would be a good idea for me to watch Piranha 2 the Spawning. I don’t know why she didn’t try to seduce me like the babysitters you see in movies and read about in Penthouse. No, she thought it would be better to scar me for life by making me afraid to swim in lakes for fear of getting my legs chewed off by rabid piranhas. After much therapy I finally made a break through and was one step closer to hanging my feet off the dock, and then I saw this video. If you happen to be a dirty tree hugging hippie, you probably won’t like this video of piranhas killing other fish. You have been warned, so don’t waste your time emailing me about how this is wrong. Its natural selection you smelly hippie, so go waste your time on the Al Gore and An Inconvenient Truth message board.

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HBOTD - Keeley Hazell Premiership Strip from Zoo

Well I hadn’t planned on doing two HBOTD posts today, but anytime I get new pictures of my future ex wife, the amazing Keeley Hazell, I am going to post them immediately. Is it wrong or just sad, that these pictures are the highlight of my week? Well I really don’t care what you think of my so called “obsession”, I am in love with Keeley and I will continue to follow my heart and by heart I mean my penis and by penis I mean, well my penis actually. So here are some brand new pictures of Keeley Hazell and her heavenly 32 E’s showing off the jersey’s of the Premier League. These pictures are just more proof to help support my British Big Boob Conspiracy!!

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Thankfully all of these pictures are NSFW. So you need to click on the banner below to see those heavenly 32 E's.

HBOTD - Playboy's Girls of the Pac 10

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flap jacks for over 30 years; it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Time for part two of my ground breaking three part series: Naked College Girls and the Men (and in some cases that are really hot, Women) Who Love Them. Yesterday I highlighted the Girls of the ACC and today it’s the girls of the Pac 10 turn to show what they got. Maybe it’s me, but the girls of the Pac 10 make the girls of the ACC look like a bunch of sloth toed mongoloids. My favorite conference, the SEC, is up tomorrow. Also dont forget to email me if you want in on the 69th Annual WWJ College Football Challenge, details are on the Girls of the ACC post.

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I can only assume it is really hot on the West Coast, since the girls decieded to take all their clothes off in the rest of the pictures. So if for some crazy reason you want to see hot college girls not wearing anything, just click on the banner below. In case you wear a helmet when you ride the bus, that link would be NSFW.

Big Girl Beats up Skinny Guy Funniest Fight of All Time

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I have seen a ton of great fight videos on the internets, but I never felt it right to post any on my site until now. I really don’t know how many funny fight videos there are, but this I think would have to be the Funniest of All Time. After watching this video, I learned that my skinny ass never needs to steal a Twinkie from a big girl and that the Atlanta Police are always right on top of crime in this city.

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HBOTD - Playboy's Girls of the ACC

Flipping Flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years; it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. College football starts back this week and we here at WWJ couldn’t be more excited about the coming season. To help celebrate the coming season, this week I will be posting Playboy’s Girls of the ACC, the Pac 10 and the SEC. Today it’s the Girls of the ACC, so enjoy pervs.

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To see the lovely ladies of the ACC sans clothes just click on the banner below. Yes Captian Obvious that link would be NSFW.



A ton of people have been asking me, and by a ton of people, I mean 2, if I am going to do a college football poll like I did on my other site last year. Well I figured I would leave it up to you guys. If enough people are interested, the 69th Annual WWJ College Football Challenge will start next week. It’s FREE to play and last year’s winner, Soyner walked away with a $50 gift card to the store of his choice. So if you want in you have to email me. DON’T leave a comment in the post or chatterbox saying you want in, because I will need your email addey, so I can contact everyone with the games and point standings.

To get in on the 69th Annual WWJ College Football Challenge send an email with Football Challenge as the subject to wrestlewithjimmy@gmail.com

Happy Katrinaversary!!!

Zac Brown Band Pictures and Videos 8-25-06 Variety Playhouse Atlanta, GA

Here are the pictures and video from the Zac Brown Band concert at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, Ga on August 25, 2006. Another great job, by WWJ Sr. Photographer, Ray. If you happen to want the printable HQ pictures, just drop me a line on MySpace or email me.

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CHICKEN FRIED


DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA


NEON - ISN'T SHE LOVELY


OK


USE ME part 1 SAX SOLO


USE ME part 2 GUITAR SOLO


USE ME part 3 SO FRESH SO CLEAN

Video of the Day - Conan O'Brien 2006 Emmy Intro

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The Emmy’s were tonight and normally I could care less about another boring awards show, but since Conan O’Brien was the host this year, I actually watched it. I know none of you watched the Emmy’s, so I figured I would post up the only part of the show that was worth watching. Here is Conan’s hilarious intro from the 2006 Emmy’s where he runs through some of the top shows.

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WWJ Summer Drinking Tour Recap 8-25-06 Zac Brown Band, UFC

Time for a quick recap of this weekends stops on the WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour. Friday night started off at one of the best places to grab food in Atlanta, Eats. If you live in Atlanta, this is a must eat place with their great food and inexpensive prices. For 5 bucks and some change I had more then enough food to stuff my face. After stuffing my face with jerk chicken, rice and collard greens it was off to the SOLD OUT Zac Brown Band show at Variety Playhouse. As always the ZBB put on an amazing show, soon you will be able to see the show as they filmed it for their upcoming DVD. Guys listen up!! Even if you don’t care for the type of music that ZBB does, you need to go to one of their shows for the ridiculous amount of drop dead gorgeous women. I felt like Michael Jackson in an elementary school. Despite the numbers in my favor, your hero WWJ didn’t have any luck with the ladies. Yes, I know that is shocking for you to hear, but don’t cry it’s not the end of the world. My hero and yours of the night was WWJ Sr. Photographer, Ray. Besides taken some amazing pictures and video (which I will post later) the happily married Ray was a hit with the ladies. Perhaps it was his shinny bald head or the platinum wedding band, that drew the chicks to him like a magnet, but I like to think it was the prestige of being the WWJ Sr. Photographer. After the concert, we somehow wound up in Buckhead. Despite hating clubs, I actually enjoyed watching the strippers that decided to spend their night off by dancing for me at Tongue and Groove.
After 3 hours of sleep, I wound up at American Pie on Saturday night to watch UFC 62. For some reason the chicken fingers and Jack Daniels didn’t help to make me recover from Friday night, so after the fights we called it a night. In case you missed it Chuck Liddell won by KO and my boy Forrest Griffin had another war with Stephan Bonner and won by unanimous decision. So here are some pictures from Friday night, I will post all of the great concert pictures that Ray took along with some videos later this week.

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BRING ON THE BITCHES!!!

Not enough hands to hold all my beer

Problem Solved

How could a picture of two hotties get ruined?

Just like a lesbian, I was double fisting all night long

Ready for round 2

WWJ, helping break stereotypes since 1984

My responce to Vince's comment about my lack of skillz

Hey look I got to have a picture with the band!!

For some reason I keep looking at the blonde in the back

the 8 beers are starting to kick in



Dont ask cause I have no clue...

after all that beer, this is how the show looked to me

Vince will hate me, but this was too easy

Summer Drinking Tour 8-25-06 - Zac Brown Band, UFC 62, Joe Firstman and Beerfest

The WWJ Summer Drinking Tour is gearing up for a big weekend. The festivities start Friday night, when the WWJ staff and I head out to see the local boys, The Zac Brown Band play to a SOLD OUT Variety Playhouse. This will be their Welcome Home show and they will be filming the concert for their first live DVD. The show is sold out, but earlier today they released a couple more tickets, so you can head over to the Variety Playhouse’s web site and try your luck. If you don’t make it out to this show, you definitely need to make an effort to catch their great live show.




Saturday night, it’s guy’s night out as we invaded American Pie to watch UFC 62 : Liddell vs. Sobral. Even though the main event is going to be a great match up, I am looking forward to seeing my boy, Forrest Griffin take on Stephan Bonner, in a rematch of one of the best fights in UFC history. As of now we are supposed to go to American Pie, but we may wind up back at the Hooter’s of Gwinnett.



One of my all time favorite CD’s is Joe Firstman’s The War of Women, so I am very excited that I finally get to see him perform live this Sunday at Smiths Olde Bar. If you’re a night owl you may recognize Joe from his stint as the house band on Last Call with Carson Daly.



Also on tap this weekend, The Broken Lizard’s return to the big screen with Beerfest. In case you’re a shut in or a retard, Broken Lizard are the guys responsible for the classic Super Troopers. Since this movie is about a secret beer drinking competition, I think it would be sacrilegious to watch this movie without drinking some cold beer. If anybody knows a good way to sneak a 12 pack into a movie theater let me know. I guess I could pay more and go see it at one of the theaters that serve alcohol, but that just doesn’t seem right either.



On Monday I am taking the day off to recover, so I will attempt to do a recap of the weekend’s festivities. Hopefully someone will be sober and I will have some good pictures and videos to post, but most likely I will end up with a ton of blurry pictures and a video of some girl’s ass.

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HBOTD - The British Big Boob Conspiracy - Saskia Howard Clarke and Lucy Pinder in Nude Nuts Magazine

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I normally don’t believe the crazy conspiracy theories about governments, but after researching several magazines from England, I now have my own theory. I believe the British government, in an attempt to help exterminate the nation’s stereotype of horrid teeth, released an enzyme into the water supply that instead of helping make teeth sparkle, it made hot young British girls grow enormous fun bags. Yes it’s the British Big Boob Conspiracy. Don’t believe me and think I am crazy? Pick up any magazine from England and try to find one hot girl with a cup size smaller then a full C. I will help start your research by providing you some pictures of Saskia Howard Clarke and Lucy Pinder in Nuts magazine. Now unfortunately Lucy has “class” and never shows off her full rack, but Saskia has no problem showing the world what’s behind her Victoria’s Secret. Have fun trying to prove my conspiracy theory wrong bitches!!

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To see what's under Saskia's Victoria's Secret, just click on the banner below. Yes that would be NSFW, way to figure it out all by yourself there window licker.

HBOTD - Playboy's Girls of College

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Monday a ton of colleges started their fall semesters and what better way to celebrate higher education then with Playboy’s Girls of College. I am starting to get extremely nervous about my decision to leave a steady income and go back to school full time, but on the other hand I am excited at all the potential barley legal booty that I will be surrounded by. I don’t know what school these girls attend, hell I don’t care if they are even in school, so save your emails asking me where they go. They are hot and naked and that’s all that you should care about.

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Sororities beware WWJ will be back on campus real soon!!!


It's Playboy, so all the pictures are NSFW. Just click on the banner below to see all the Co-Ed nakedness.

Video of the Day - Parody of Shakira - Hips Don't Lie

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. All the video sites are filled with horrible clips of retards lip syncing to popular songs, but some times a video actually turns out to be funny. This parody of Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie has its “funny moments.” Ok it’s been a slow week and this was the best I could find today. In case you missed it last time here is the link to a girl dancing to Shakira. As long as I don’t lose power again tonight, I will do a couple more post later.

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Video of the Day - Kevin Federline Perfoms Live At Teen Choice Awards

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. This is too easy, but fuck it. Stop collaborate and listen K Fed’s back with a brand new invention. If for some reason you missed it last night or haven’t been to any other web page today, here is K Fed’s live performance on last nights Teen Choice Awards. The performance was everything I thought it would be and more. Yes I actually looked forward to Special K’s performance last night and was surprised he didn’t lip sync like Rhiannon did. I was also surprised to see the always classy Britney Spears introduce her baby’s Daddy while chewing on a wad of gum as her massive milked filled boobs said “Hey Y’alllll” to the crowd. Needless to say there is a reason no record company would sign Special K, but don’t worry his album will still drop soon!!! Yes thanks to Brit’s money he started his own record company, Federation Records. I am sure this company will be responsible for many landmark albums for years to come.

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Video of the Day - Humphrey The Hummping Dog

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I am too lazy to write anything out tonight, so here is a video of what my roomie bought in Little Five Points today. Maybe afetr I eat dinner, I will post up some more shit.

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Video of the Day - Kelly Clarkson Drunk at Metal Skool singing Guns and Roses

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Because of UFC’s Fight Night Live and the premier of The Ultimate Fighter 4 The Comeback, I had planned to take the night off from doing any posts. If you didn’t watch UFC tonight catch the replay, because all the fights were great and the main event Diego Sanchez vs. Karo Parisyan was a classic. For some reason I have had a bit of insomnia as of late, so here I am bringing you a video of a drunk Kelly Clarkson and her boyfriend and Yellowcard lead singer, Ryan Key, singing some Guns and Roses at Metal Skool!! I will be back tomorrow err later today with my Jon Benet conspiracy theories, what you thought the case was solved now? Well you’re a retard if you think that guy, no matter how creepy he looks, is the actual killer. I will also have a couple of HBOTD’s for you pervs and a couple other goodies.

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HBOTD - Playboy's Top Ten Party Schools of 2006

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Several colleges started back today and by tomorrow morning a majority of the students will be naked, hung-over and wondering where they are and who the hell is the girl next to them. Damn I really miss college. After remembering how much fun I used to have and then seeing these pictures from Playboy’s Top Ten Party Schools, I am seriously thinking about enrolling back at UGA. Granted I was kicked out 2 times, but I have grown up and I now can hold my liquor plus I know not to schedule any class before 2 PM. I actually doubt I could get back into UGA, so I am actually going to go back to a smaller school next semester. Sadly I am older now and whatever good looks I had when I was in school have long since faded. However I am still optimistic that I will still have a chance with some sexy co-eds, because there will be at least one or two girls on campus with a thing for older men. Well in case you missed the list here is Playboy’s Top Ten Party Schools for 2006.

1. University of Wisconsin–Madison
2. University of California, Santa Barbra
3. Arizona State University
4. Indiana University
5. San Diego State University
6. Florida State University
7. Ohio University
8. University of Georgia
9. University of Tennessee
10. McGill University


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Once again all of these pictures are NSFW, so I had to put them all on the HBOTD page. Just click on the banner to see all the naked co-ed hunnies

Video of the Day - Baby Jesus Grace from Talladega Nights

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Even though I like Will Ferrell, I really thought Talladega Nights would suck ass. I don’t follow NASCAR and after being forced to watch Bewitched. I didn’t think this movie would appeal to me. I can honestly say I really liked this movie and it was one of the best comedies I have seen for awhile. Surprisingly the movie has some controversy surrounding it. Talladega Nights has the rednecks pissed off that there is a gay NASCAR driver, the gays are pissed about how they are portrayed and religious groups are mad that people talking about Jesus. It is a fucking comedy people!! Despite some retards bitching about it, Talladega Nights is one of the most surprising movies at the box office this summer. Besides the “controversy”, the media can’t seem to stop talking about how Sacha Baron Cohen stole the movie away from Will. No doubt Sacha was funny, but I think Walker and Texas Ranger were the real scene stealers.

I really don’t get why all the die hard NASCAR fans seem to be pissed about there being a gay NASCAR driver in this movie. This isn’t the first time there has been a film with a crazy gay man as a NASCAR driver, so I don’t get why the rednecks are so pissed. Show me one redneck who doesn’t love Days of Thunder and you will find the only redneck that doesn’t breathe NASCAR. I guess its ok to have a closet case homosexual that worships aliens portray a NASCAR driver as long as he acts straight, but when a straight guy acts like a gay NASCAR driver then that’s just sacrilegious. Maybe I was mistaken but aren’t there already gay NASCAR drivers? I could be wrong being that all I know about NASCAR besides the cars just turn left for four hours, is that nobody passes on the outside in turn 4, drifting involves packs of sugar and Nicole Kidman’s leg and RUBBIN’S RACIN.

It seems everybody I talk to, and by everybody I mean the 4 people that actually talk to me outside of work, thinks that the Baby Jesus grace scene is the funniest thing they have ever seen. Could it be that the trend of people constantly quoting Napoleon Dynamite is over? I have a feeling I Piss Excellence will be this years Vote For Pedro. Thankfully nobody will be trying to sound like Will Ferrell when they quote this move every five minutes and that will make it just slightly more bearable then the horrid Napoleon impressions I have had to hear over the past 2 years. Shake and Bake...ugh.

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Video of the Day - He-Man vs. Gummo ( Silly Rabbit) Video Mashup

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Here is another classic video mashup from Idiot Work. This time He-Man and the Masters of the Universe gets mashed with the audio from the 1997 film Gummo. I never saw Gummo and the only name I recognize from the IMDB page is Chloe Sevigny, but after hearing this audio I just may have to add it to my NetFlix queue. God help us, but if Ben The Bunnyman every had kids, I am pretty sure they would sound like these kids, hell one of them is named Bunny Boy. If you’re at work you might want to make sure that your speakers aren’t full blast, because this audio is VERY NSFW.

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In case you bitches were wondering, here is the orginal scene from Gummo

HBOTD - Lindsay Lohan Side Boob and Nipple Slip Again

Keeping your pimp hand strong for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Yesterday all the celeb blogs seemed to go nuts over some crappy low rez pictures of Lindsay Lohan showing off some side boob and perhaps some nipple. I thought about posting the picture, but the quality sucked and it had Splash News watermark right over Firecrotch’s tit. Now I’m fine if someone wants to water mark their pictures, hell I do it too because everyone kills my bandwidth by hot linking my pictures in forums. Today the HQ pics minus the water mark showed up, so I figured I would post it just in case one of you pervs hadn’t seen it yet. Despite not liking any thing she has ever done, I must admit I have a thing for Lindsay Lohan. That isn’t saying much because any semi cute girl with big boobs and freckles would make for a fun night of playing connect the dots. I have prayed to 8 lb 6 oz Baby Jesus that one day I will get a chance to prove my long standing hypothesis that Lindsay’s freckles actually form an outline of the Sistine Chapel, but until I get the chance to complete my masterpiece, I will continue to hone my skills by making smiley faces on the large freckled breasts of the drunkest girl at last call.

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Once seeing the HQ pics it seems it was just a freckle and not a nip slip

Zoo's 100 Sexiest Bodies of 2006

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Zoo decided to put together some pictures of the 100 Sexiest Bodies of 2006 and the winner of course was my future ex wife, Keeley Hazell. If the magazines here in the States filled their pages with a bunch of hot girls showing their fun bags instead of the cock teasing Victoria’s Secret catalog like pictures, I might actually pay for my subscriptions. Thankfully the internet has helped provide pervs like me with easy access to the wonderful magazines of Great Britain.

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All of the pictures from Zoo's 100 Sexiest Bodies of 2006, contain uncovered butts, breasts and nipples...oh my. So to prevent some dick head from bitching at me because he was surfing the net instead of actually working, all of the pictures are on the HBOTD page. Just click on the banner below to see who else made the list.

UFC ORTIZ vs SHAMROCK 3

Anybody that actually knows me, knows that I love 3 things Hot Bitches, College Football (GO DAWGS!!) and the UFC. One of the biggest rivalries in the UFC is between Tito Ortiz and Ken Shamrock. They were both coaches on the last season of Spike’s The Ultimate Fighter and they fought each other for the second time at last month’s pay-per-view UFC 61 Bitter Rivals. As soon as the controversial fight was over, everyone speculated about a rematch. Well WWJ’s sources, yes I have sources, tell him that Ortiz vs. Shamrock 3 will happen this year. The best part is you won’t have to spend 60 bucks to order it on PPV or spend your night in crowded Hooters like I did last time, because this fight will be live on Spike!!!! This huge news has yet to even make it to the UFC website, but I expect they will wait and announce it this Thursday at UFC Fight night LIVE. Also don’t forget UFC 62 Liddell vs. Sobral is this month on the 26th That PPV will feature the rematch of one of the best fights I have ever seen, as my boy Forrest Griffin takes on Stephan Bonnar. WWJ will most likely be enjoying some wings and several pitchers of beer at the Hooters of Gwinnett, so come on by and buy my broke ass a beer.

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Video of the Day - Who Knew Darth Vader Was A Smartass

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Everyone knows that Darth Vader was ruthless, but who ever knew he was such a smartass. Even if you don’t like Star Wars, you will find this video funny. If for some chance you don’t like Star Wars, then you are either a girl or a member of Al-Qaeda. For the members of Al-Qaeda, your IP address has been tracked and a legion of nerds will be knocking down your door to sodemize you with their plastic light sabers. As for the ladies, I know your genetics wont allow you to like Star Wars so you get a free pass and unless you’re into it, no geek will be sodemizing you with his light saber. You ladies that happen to be into that, then drop me a line because as hard as it is to believe, I am single and I do have a light saber.

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HBOTD - Playboy's The Girls Next Door Second Shoot

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The Girls Next Door has started back on the E! and to help promote it Hef’s girls are gracing the pages of Playboy again. This time around Holly, Bridget and Kendra each got to choose their own themed shoot. I still have no clue why I like this show when all it does is remind me how unfair life is, but I guess it is because this is the closest I will ever get to my dream of partying at the Playboy Mansion. I know that no matter how much Viagra he takes, there is no way in hell he can satisfy one 20 year old let alone 3. Despite being extremely jealous of him, I got to give Hef credit for having 3 girlfriends. I am in my prime and I doubt I could juggle 3 hot girls at the same time, but I am still willing to give it a shoot, ladies?? Hell I doubt I could even find 3 ugly girls to agree to the situation Hef has. Perhaps one day I will win the lottery and be able to afford 3 hot girls, but until then I will keep trying to work my magic on the 3 ugly girls.

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None of the pictures are safe for work, so to see Holly, Bridget and Kendra in their newest spread just click on the banner below.

Video of the Day - Borat on MySpaces

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Borat is on the MySpaces looking for hot bitches!! The movie doesn’t come out until November, but the promotion machine is starting up with Borat’s MySpaces page. If you haven’t seen the trailers for Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, you need to go watch them now and then come back and watch Borat explain who he would like to meet on the MySpaces. Sacha Baron Cohen was great in Talladega Nights, but this film is going to make him a household name in the States.

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HBOTD - Jillian Barberie of Fox NFL Sunday

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The NFL kicked off its preseason tonight on Fox and of course that means it won’t be much longer until I get to wake up each Sunday morning with the sexy Jillian Barberie. Fox puts on the best pregame show, but since they replaced Jimmy Kimmel with Frank Caliendo, all I look forward to is Jillian’s weather report. Hell I almost watched the gayness that was Skating With the Stars, just because she was on it. During football season, she always has a spot high on my top 10 list. Besides being hot and bisexual, as gay as it sounds I absolutely love her personality. She seems like the type of girl that would make a trip to a museum just as much fun as a night of bar hopping. Jillian also has a big heart and works to prevent animal cruelty and she has even adopted a ton of pets. Despite my horrid allergies, I would gladly suffer thru the sneezing and shortness of breath to play with those puppies. I always figured I would one day just happen to walk in on her all alone in front of the green screen and be able to offer her a helping hand. The next morning, Terry Bradshaw would make a comment on the air to the producer, “I m wondering why there are finger prints all over the desk? I can’t see my monitor. Heck that one almost looks like a butt. Was Jack Hanna in here earlier with some Asian snails? Cause there’s sticky snail trails all over the desk.” Sadly, she recently got married and my fantasy of having my way with her on the set of the Fox NFL Sunday Pregame Show will now never come true. Thankfully I have these pictures of her, a towel and an active imagination.

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The first 6 pictures are HQ, so if you happen to have dial up dont email me bitching about the images loading slowly.








Can I get a YEEEHAW?? Yes that was just as lame as a "ride 'em cowgirl" comment, but I am going on 2 hours sleep, so fuck off

She doesnt mind giving it a blow


Sorry Jillian, even with your sexy ass, Skating With The Stars was just still too gay for me to watch


If the Weather Channel had hot lesbian weather reporters, they would be number 1 in the ratings


Jillian + beer = dirty unprotected sex or does it equal volunteering at a homeless shelter? I was never really good at math, so Im not too sure

Video of the Day - Cynthia McKinney

Despite coming home to a bed covered in a gallon of rottweiler piss, I couldn’t be happier. Why you ask? Cynthia McKinney lost her primary runoff. HALLELUIAH, PRAISE BABY JESUS!!!! I am fortunate enough not to live in her shitty crime filled district, but it still killed me to have someone that crazy represent the state I live in. Now before you email me saying that I am a white male republican and that I just don’t want to see a “black female Congresswoman” rise to any power in this country, I swear to you on my left nut, which happens to be my favorite nut, that her race, political party or gender have nothing to do with my opinion of her. I could easily throw my Condi Rice card, but I am going to hold on to it for now. Hell I don’t care for the Republican that represents my district, who happens to be a “white male Congressman.” Face it the bitch is crazy and I honestly feel that McKinney would be committed if she were to be evaluated by a psychologist. I have no respect for anyone that doesn’t take blame for their own actions. I wish I could scream racism every time something doesn’t go my way. She doesn’t follow security procedures on Capital Hill and is stopped by a security guard and then hits him, RACISM!!! She loses her runoff to a black man, the electronic ballots are RACIST, THEY CHEATED!! Barbra Walters kicked Star Jones off The View, RACISM!!! George Bush flew those planes into the Twin Towers, RACISM!!! My box of Lucky Charms didn’t have enough green clover marshmallows, RACISM!!! My penis isn’t the size of Mandingo’s, RACISM!!! Now why is it when I make outrageous claims, people tell me I am crazy and throw things at me, yet when she makes outrageous claims she has people cheering her on? I feel I have wasted enough of my time talking about her, so here is a collection of some of my favorite McKinney related videos from YouTube.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@BabyJesus.net

Peace love and hair grease

Cynthia celebrates her loss by singing a Pink song and blames the electronic ballots for her loss. I guess the computers werent racist the times she won.


After her loss last night, her body guards attacked people in the media...again


Cynthia showed up for one of the debates and doesnt answer her question, yet gets tremendous applause. Johnson then pulls a Cynthia and calls her a terroist...keep your pimp hand strong!!!


Here she is doing the "racist" slide after lossing the first primary.

Cynthia walks away from an interview with her microphone still on and then threatens the reporter if she uses the audio.


Classic clip from the Daily Show on the Capital Hill incident

HBOTD - Paris Hilton Look a Like Natalie Reid Nude in Playboy

Helping to keep your pimp hand strong for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. For some reason there was buzz about Paris Hilton being in this months Playboy, but it turns out its just some hoe that looks like Paris. I still am not sure why everyone is so fascinated with that high dollar skank, especially after watching her sex tape and finding out she is a dead lay, even when she is coked up. Honestly I would enjoy jerking off more watching a National Geographic special on some hidden African tribe or a JC Penny’s catalog from the 50’s, then to watch One Night In Paris or look at these pictures of Paris Hilton look a like Natalie Reid. Ok maybe some of you pervs actually dig those African tribeswoman with the huge breast that sag to their knees and those huge discs in their lips, I can understand that whole being on a safari fantasy thing. I will also admit that there is something nostalgic about the JC Penny’s catalog that takes you back to the dark ages before the internet, but I still can’t understand why anyone has a thing for Paris Hilton. Despite finding these pictures just as boring as Paris Hilton’s sex tape