Video of the Day - Napoleon Dynamite Meets Karl from Sling Blade

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. From the previews and early reviews I have seen, the upcoming movie, School for Scoundrels looks like its going to be a hit. Today’s video features the stars of the film, Billy Bob “I put my penis in Angelina Jolie” Thornton and Jon “No matter what I do, everyone will call me Napoleon Dynamite until the day I die” Heder, doing the voices of the characters that made them stars. Save your emails saying that, “I am a sell out and the only reason I posted this video was because the studio cut me a fat check.” I wish this site got more traffic to warrant advertising, then I could sell out and at least cover my server costs. So enjoy this clip of Napoleon Dynamite meeting Karl from Sling Blade.

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Video of the Day - Turtle the Dominatrix

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. You can save your long ass email about the semantics of the Video of the Day, because this video sent to me by WWJ’s own Internet Gangsta was just too good to sit on the shelf. The monkey getting his balls grabbed durring wild monkey sex has been dethroned as my favorite wildlife porno. I give to you the new King of the Wildlife Porn Industry, Turtle the Dominatrix. I have a feeling that I am going to have nightmares with turtle moans in them tonight.

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Video of the Day - Breakdancing Indian Midget (kid) Kicks Some Ass

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The other day I posted a video of an Indian midget (or a kid if you’re a retard) break dancing. What I wrote about midgets and the video freaked some people out, so I figured I would do it again. Don’t worry I am not going to go on about my fantasies of nailing a sexy 3 foot bitch with a Cro-Magnon forehead, no its just another video of the same Indian midget. This time he is pissed off and kicks some full sized Indian ass. I am actually surprised I didn’t get any hate mail from a midget about the last post, but then I guess it’s kind of hard to type with those pudgy little fingers.

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HBOTD - Christina Ricci Topless New Bird Tattoo

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Nothing warms my….. heart more, then when a celebrity decides to show off her assets. You may know Christina Ricci from her appearances on Grey’s Anatomy or Ally McBeal, but I only know her as the creepy little girl that played Wednesday Addams, in the Addams Family movies. Well Wednesday grew up to become a creepy hottie with huge breasts. Her breasts actually became so big that, she sadly got a breast reduction a few years back. She has had her share of see thru pictures over the years and even appeared topless in some movie no one saw. Well today, a topless picture of her showing off her new bird tattoo has been making the rounds. The picture doesn’t show her face and very well could be some trailer park skank instead of Christina. The topless photo also came with two other photos of Christina and her on again off again boyfriend Adam Goldberg. Those pictures combined with the visible scars on the previously mentioned breasts, is good enough for the lawyers, so I can say without a shadow of a doubt, that those are in fact Wednesday Addams breasts. At least I hope it is, because I dont want another letter from a pissed off lawyer.

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Oh so creepy


Wednesday is all grown up


Well she has been in a tattoo shop


Def could have gone without seeing Adam "Wolfman" Goldberg


Since some of you choose to look at my page at work instead of doing your job, you will have to click on the banner below to see Christina's reduced breasts and her new tat.

HBOTD - Playboy's Jurgita Valts Red Chair

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Due to computer issues, it’s been awhile since I posted a HBOTD and I apologize for the hiatus. I think everything is fixed now, so bring on the bitches!! Awhile back, I posted some pictures of Playboy’s Jurgita Valts and since then a ton of people have asked me to post some more of her. I still don’t know anything about her, but after looking at the last pictures for the hundredth time, I realized that she actually has some amazing eyes. You really can’t tell in the following pictures and I seriously doubt you will even make it to her eyes. I need some ideas, so drop me a line letting me know who you guys and gals want to see on here.

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For some strange reason Playboy doesnt like their models wearing clothes. To see the rest of the NSFW pictures of Jurgita, just click on the banner below.

Video of the Day - Breakdancing Indian Midget

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. For some reason, any video that has a monkey in human clothes or a midget dancing, will make me laugh uncontrollably until I nearly piss my pants. Even though I have seen the old Monkey Movies that TBS used to play a million times, they still make me laugh. I am sure a psychologist would say that my love for monkeys and midgets goes back to a suppressed childhood memory or perhaps because I have watched midget porn he would suggest something more Freudian, if that’s even a word. Rest assured that I have no desire to fuck a monkey, but if I was drunk and by drunk I mean had at least one beer, I don’t think I would turn down a pudgy armed midget if she came on to me. These are just off the top of my head, but think of the possibilities of nailing a midget. If she was a blonde I could put blue body paint on her and call her Smurfette. Of course there is the whole Lord of The Rings route, where I pretend she is a whore from the Shire and pound her till she tells me where her gay cousins Sam and Frodo went to with the Ring. In either case, I would attempt to see how fast I could spin her while she was on top of me and then watch her dizzy ass stumble around the room on her short pudgy legs. Perhaps you are more old school, and would prefer to dress her up like an Oompa Loompa or one of the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz. I for one think that would just be degrading, but who am I to judge you for having a thing for the Wonka or the Oz.

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Video of the Day - The Japanese Version of Jackass

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. One of my favorite things to do is to kick back with a bottle of Jack Daniels and surf YouTube for TV shows from Japan. Yes I know I lead an exciting life and it’s ok to be jealous. With Jackass 2 opening last night, what better time to post a clip from the Japanese version of Jackass.

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Video of the Day - The Easter Bunny Kicks Ass and Grey’s Anatomy Is Back

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. So it appears I am the only one in the free world that doesn’t watch Grey’s Anatomy. Sorry I have better things to do with my life, like surfing YouTube and looking at midget porn. Yes I know its no better then being obsessed with what dilemmas McDreamy and that blonde chick with the big hooters, whose name I can’t pronounce, get into. Yes I know he is called McDreamy because every damn girl I know can’t stop talking about him. How the hell can a woman actually coo over and want to sleep with the guy from Cant Buy Me Love?? I watched Grey’s once and found it to be just another boring chick show on the set of ER. However the hour of my life I wasted watching that show, got me laid as soon as the credits started rolling. The sex was great and since the girl had boobs as big as Katherine Heigl's, I didn’t mind her screaming out McDreamy when she came. You may be wondering what the hell this has to do with the Video of the Day, well not a damn thing. Enjoy the Easter Bunny kicking some ass.

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HBOTD - Keeley Hazell 2007 Calendar and HQ Nuts Topless pictures

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Well I decided not to go to the Borat screening tonight, so I figured I would at least do something productive with my night. Thanks to new of pictures of Brittan’s secret 32E starred general, Keeley Hazell, my on going mission to prove the British Big Boob Conspiracy Theory has once again gained momentum. You can save your emails, telling me similar sites have already posted these. I held off posting these for a reason. Today is WWJ’s Internet Gangsta, Tim’s birthday and since he is the only one I know that gets as excited as I do when new Keeley pictures surface, I held off posting them until today. Hopefully these pictures will hold him over until I get a chance to take him to Hooters for his birthday.


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2007 is already shaping up to be a good year!



The pictures from Nuts are HQ, so thats why they take longer to load you tard


The rest of the pictures have Keeley exposing those amazing 32 E's that have made her famous. Just click on the banner below to see the NSFW pictures.

Video of the Day - Weird Al, White and Nerdy

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I am going to make this super quick, Weird Al is a genius and if you say other wise you’re a member of Al Qaeda and you can die and go to hell. Ok the cheese level is up there, but how can you not laugh at his songs or his videos. Here is his newest video for the song White and Nerdy, which is a parody of Chamillionaire’s Ridin'. I know Ms Peachz would be proud.

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HBOTD - Playboy's Girls of the Big 12

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Things have been super busy and I am way behind on posting, but for some reason I think you have been able to survive. College football is off and running and after this past weekend’s great games, I decided to expand my ground breaking three part series: Naked College Girls and the Men (and in some cases that are really hot, Women) Who Love Them. Yes, it is time for part four featuring the sexy gals of the Big 12. For some reason, some of you guys have wanted to know the names of these girls. I really don’t care what their names are or if they ever attended one class at a Big 12 school or any school for that matter. They are hot and naked and that is all that matters. Since I am in the Christmas, I figured I would help get your stalking off on the right foot by including their names, so happy stalking. Just in case you missed them the first time, I am also going to include the links for the previous installments. I am going to see a special screening of Borat tomorrow night, so don’t expect any posts. Screw you man, I am allowed to take some time off, it’s not like I get paid to do this shit.

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Girls of the ACC

Girls of the Pac 10

Girls of the SEC

The weather is pretty damn cold at the majority of the schools in the Big 12, but despite this, the girls thankfully still insisted on not wearing any clothes. To see the pictures, just click on the banner below, because ice cold nipples are NSFW.

Video of the Day - Ms. Peachez Greatest Hits

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I was getting ready to post the newest Video of the Day, when WWJ’s own Internet Gangsta, Tim, sent me two videos of my new hero, Ms. Peachez. From what I can tell her show is like a modern day version of Mr. Rogers, that is if Mr. Rogers lived in the hood, was a crazy old black woman and helped to support stereotypes. These clips are just too good, to only post one, so here is a collection of Ms. Peachez Greatest Hits. Thanks to Tim, for introducing me to my newest hero.

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Fry That Chicken

In Da Tub

Goes to Cosmetology School

Gets a Tattoo

Gets a Grillz

Video of the Day - Monkey Love

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Some of you may remember the video I posted awhile back of A Monkey Lends A Helping Hand and if you don’t just click on the link to refresh your memory. Well today one of my favorite sites, Drunken Stepfather had a link to the same video, but this time with added commentary. With or without sound this video still makes me laugh each time. Have a good weekend bitches!!

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HBOTD - Janelle From Big Brother All Stars Nude

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Along with emails for weight loss and penis enlargement, my inbox is typically filled with links and pictures that you people think are funny. I am still waiting for my inbox to be filled with pictures of some hot half naked chick holding up a sign saying she loves my site and thinks I am hot, hell I would even settle for a ugly girl showing me and the site some love. However I barley get 2,000 hits a day and the majority of those are people just searching Google for naked pictures of celebrities, so the chances of me getting a hot fan to send me pictures are as good as my odds on winning the lottery. I had a point to all of this, but now I am not sure what it was. Oh, the other day I finally had some good pictures waiting in my inbox. I can’t say I was surprised to see 3 nude pictures of Janelle from Big Brother All Stars. I only caught the show when I was flipping channels, but I do remember seeing this girl on there. I am sure these pictures have been all over the net already, but I figured I would still post them, because she is some what famous and she is naked. I am sure I will see 20 girls that look just like her at the Sutra Lounge on Saturday and these pictures may come in handy when I come home alone.

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For some crazy reason, most jobs dont like it when you look at pictures of boobs and snatch at work, so to see the other 2 pictures, you will need to click on the banner below.

Video of the Day - How To Dance Like A White Guy

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Not much time tonight as I am preparing for what is bound to be a long weekend on the WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour, but I thought I would throw up a quick video that you probably have already seen. One of my all time favorite DVD’s is The Damn Show. I have watched the DVD countless times and I still laugh my ass off each time I watch it. The Damn Show are the same guys that brought you MTV 2’s Stankervision and more recently The Official Steve Irwin Sting Ray Attack Video that has been blowing up on YouTube and the follow up What Steve Irwin is Doing Right Now. So support the guys from UGA and go buy their hilarious DVD bitches!!

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HBOTD - Tiffany Vs. Debbie Gibson, Playboy Showdown

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I was thinking out loud at work today about which lovely lady would be lucky enough to grace the pages of the HBOTD, when my boss Danny suggested I do something for the older visitors to my site. He wanted to see Tiffany, that teen pop star from the 80’s, Playboy spread from a few years back. It sounded like a good idea, but I decided to make it better by also including the Playboy pictures of Tiffany’s mortal enemy, Debbie Gibson. If you are in your mid 20’s to your mid 30’s and claim that you didn’t own one of their CD’s you’re a fucking liar and just a horrible person. I honestly can’t remember how any of Debbie Gibson’s songs went, but since Danny mentioned Tiffany to me today, I can’t get “I Think We’re Alone Now” out of my head. I am sure you will also find yourself humming it as you scan over these pictures. Thanks to Danny for the suggestion and huge thanks to WWJ’s own Internet Gangsta, Tim, for helping me locate the Tiffany pics. Now I give you the world debut of WWJ’s Playboy Showdown!! Vote for your favorite naked 80’s teen pop star in the comment section.

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Since this is a Playboy Showdown, all of the pictures are NSFW. To see all the 80's teen pop nakedness, just click on the banner below.

Video of the Day - What Steve Irwin is Doing Right Now

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. After 200,000 views and several death threats for their Official Steve Irwin Sting Ray Attack Video, the Damn Show is at it again with a brand new Steve Irwin video. This time we travel with the world’s favorite aggravator of animals, Steve as he arrives in Heaven for his latest safari. Another great job by the guys over at the Damn Show!!

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Lindsay Lohan's Bad Month, See Through, Upskirt, Bikini, Boob Grab, Nip Slip

Lindsay Lohan is having a bad month and the internets are loving it. This past month Lindsay has given the net some great candid, nip slip, see though and bikini pictures. Frankly I have gotten tired of the 100 plus bikini pictures that the celebrity bloggers have been posting each day of Lindsay and that’s one of many reason I steered my site away from the celeb shit. Last week all the bloggers went ape shit when it was revealed that Firecrotch is actually bald. You think after revealing your “MOOSE KNUCKLE” to the world, that you might throw on a thong next time you wore a dress, but not our Lindsay as she showed her mangled box again this week. Besides all the pictures, Lindsay’s bag containing over a million bucks of jewelry and her “asthma” medicine was stolen. Even though I played one on TV, I am not a doctor, but it seems to me if you have “severe asthma” (which is always given as the reason for her missing call times and not her late night partying) you wouldn’t be smoking two packs of Parliament’s a day. Then there were reports that her boyfriend Harry ”Pink Taco” was going to propose after he was seen buying a huge diamond ring. Well two weeks later and still no engagement, so you might want to return the blender you had picked out for them.

I want to take this time to reach out to Lindsay and offer some sage advice. Linds (that’s what I call her when I pretend we are friends) everyone has a bad week, so cheer up my lil freckle muffin. You can turn this all around and make more money from it then your last movie that no one remembers did at the box office. Ever since you turned 18, Playboy has been offering you a ton of cash to pose nude. The world has seen what you got now, so no need to be shy. Its time to take Hef up on his offer, before you can no longer use “I was in Mean Girls” to get an audition. Your body looks a hundred times better then it did last year, so I am glad you started eating again or at least cut back some on the coke. But you’re a GINGER, so why the hell am I seeing a 100 plus pictures of a day walker trying to get a tan each day? Now from my past experience, I know that after doing an 8 ball, chugging a fifth of Jack Daniels and having wild monkey sex that it’s difficult to remember to put your crusty thong back on. This is why you must learn the always handy “Pull ‘Em To The Side” technique from one of your elder hoes. Maybe all that Oscar hype we have been hearing from your Mom will pan out, but if not I am sure you will make some great friends in rehab, just make sure they don’t have a digital camera.

Well I feel like our lil talk will help cheer her up and get her back on the right path, but most likely it will result in another letter from some lawyer and a visit from the FBI. In case you missed these over the past month, here is a recap of the pictures that has Lindsay so down.

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I dont know why I have a feeling we will be seeing a real one of these soon







Nothing like a classic Nipple Slip...well almost one


How bad you want that ring Linds??


Harry the "Pink Taco" shows the proper way to greet a girl


Grab...tweak...


then kiss and grab the ass


I will slow it down for you virgins...First you cup them


Next you give them a squeeze


Then you give the nipples a good tweak.. it works every time, trust me


These are shitty See Throughs, but good enough for this site


Seems fitting there was a picture of her wearing a Pink Taco Shirt the day before these picturs showed up all over the net


The MOOSE KNUCKLE pictures the net went crazy over last week and if you cant figure out that these pictures are NSFW then you deserved to get fired for clicking on them





Just in case you didnt get a good view the first time she did it, she was nice enough to give us another peek today

HBOTD - Jurgita Valts Playboy's Cybergirl of the Month

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I don’t know much about Playboy’s Cybergirl of the Month, Jurgita Valts, so save your emails asking me about her life story. I don’t know where she is from or if she even speaks English. I don’t know what her turn-ons are or if she likes to cut the crust off her peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Hell, I don’t even know how to pronounce her name. If you are worried about any of these things, then I suggest you chase a bottle of pills with a fifth of vodka, because your life isn’t going to get any better. All you need to know about Jurgita is that she is smoking hot and that she is naked in the following pictures. A bit of advice for the ladies that sometimes visit this site, wearing your man’s shirt and high heels is sexier then anything you can buy from Victoria’s Secret.

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To see Jurgita minus all the clothes, just click on the banner below. Yes window lickers, nudity equals NSFW.

Video of the Day - He-Man vs. Magnolia, Naughty Sauce

Yes, I’m back bitches!! No I haven’t been lazy you asshole. For some reason it didn’t feel right to update the page yesterday, but now its time once again for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I love these video mash up’s of cartoon’s from the 80’s and the audio from classic movies. I really don’t remember much from Magnolia other then Tom Cruise saying “Respect the Cock,” but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate this video of He-Man as Frank TJ Mackey. More posts and some changes for the page on the way.

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Video of the Day - Official Steve Irwin Sting Ray Attack Video

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Well the last video I posted of Steve Irwin on South Park got a ton of honors on YouTube and was even linked on VH-1’s The Best Week Ever (thanks to whomever at TBWE that linked it). According to the comments, it seems a lot of people didn’t care for me posting it. It was a cruel mean spirited thing to do, because this man who wrestled crocodiles was apparently a modern day Jesus to some. Well those people are going to hate this video from the guys over at The Damn Show. Yes they have uncovered the actual video of Steve Irwin getting killed by the sting ray. This shocking video isn’t for you pussies with weak stomachs, so you have been warned.

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Video of the Day - Man Show Miracles

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I am still not recovered from the long holiday weekend, so I will keep this short. The Man Show with Jimmy and Adam was one of the best shows ever. It’s not on TV anymore and that makes me sad. No posts tomorrow bitches, since I will be going to see the Zac Brown Band play. Luckily I can get away with not working on the site for 2 days because half of my loyal readers will be at the concert with me. The other 4 of you should just visit Gorilla Mask, since they surprisingly seem to post links to the same things I post. I mean what are the odds that they would just happen to post back to back 2 links to one of their sister sites of the exact 2 posts that I did the day before. I keed, I keed, they have a great site and get more hits in a day then I get a month, so I doubt they have ever seen my shitty lil space on the web, fuckers.

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HBOTD - Michelle Marsh Nude in Maxim UK October 2006 Ashlee Simpson?

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. In my ongoing attempt to prove my British Big Boob Conspiracy, I thought I would present you with some more undeniable evidence. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Michelle Marsh. I am not sure what else she has done besides posing topless in every major magazine in England, but I with cans like that I really don’t care and you shouldn’t either. Do you remember those two weeks, after her nose job when Ashlee Simpson was hot? Maybe it’s me but Michelle looks like a bustier Ashlee in these pictures from the October issue of Maxim UK. Well pervs, hope you enjoy the newest evidence that helps support my British Big Boob Conspiracy.

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Close enough for my imagination






Too see why Michelle helps support my British Big Boob Conspiracy, just click on the banner below to see the NSFW pictures

Video of the Day - Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin Dies, Tribute

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. In what has to be the most surprising news story of the year, Steve “The Crocodile Hunter” Irwin was killed today by a wild animal. I don’t know how anyone can be shocked that a guy, who plays with deadly wild animals for a living, was actually killed by one of them. I honestly can’t believe this guy made it 44 years. The only thing surprising about his death is that he died from swimming with a sting ray instead of getting his head bit off while wrestling a 2 ton croc. Maybe my memory is fuzzy, but don’t they let you pet the sting rays at Sea World? Well since I don’t have any footage from The Crocodile Hunter lying around WWJ Headquarters, I found another video that I thought would be a fitting tribute to that crazy bastard. There is already a tribute page on MySpace and I am sure several more will pop up in the next couple days, but if you want to see the boring page just click here.

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HBOTD - Playboy's Girls of the SEC

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So all week I have been getting you guys and girls ready for the start of the college football season with my ground breaking three part series : Naked College Girls and the Men ( and in some cases that are really hot, Women) Who Love Them. Earlier in the week it was the girls of the ACC, yesterday it was the girls of the Pac 10 and today it’s the girls from my favorite conference, the SEC. I am not sure why Playboy thinks all girls in the south are rednecks that drive from their trailer on a ATV to go fishing, but for some reason when they are naked it works.

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Since it is very hot in the South, Playboy decided it would be ok for the girls not to wear any clothes in these pictures. Click on the banner below to see all the NSFW pictures.