Video of the Day - Girls's Costume Warehouse Sexy Halloween Commercial

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Ladies just in case you haven’t got your sexy costume for Halloween yet, there is no need to worry. Girls’s Costume Warehouse in Jersey is having a huge blowout sale for all your sexy costume needs!! My personal favorite is the Sexy 1900 Steel Conglomerate Tycoon. Damn I miss those Jersey girls, oh well Happy Halloween Bitches!! One more Halloween themed HBOTD on the way tomorrow.

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WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour - Halloween

This past weekend, the WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour made a stop at my friend Mandy’s Halloween party. Now I haven’t dressed up for Halloween since I was 10, but for some reason I decided to actually dress up this year. I thought about going the cheap route and just wearing a white T-shirt and a sticker that said “Hi my name is Tom Myspace.” Since I didn’t want to ruin one of my white T-shirts and it was a bit cold out, I opted to go as Nacho Libre. The Jew in me managed the pull this costume off without spending a dime, because the next day I returned all the shit I bought for the costume. Yes I admit I am a cheap bastard, but I am about to leave a full time job to go back to school full time and every penny counts. So here are a couple of the pictures from Saturday night.

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NACHOOooooooo



Nacho is packing

Shimber me timbers

Who knew that pirates were such pimps

Our favorite lil Carpet Muncher

WWJ's Sr. "Executive" Staff Photographer, Cereal Killer Ray

Not only is it a great coaster.....

Sadly none of the girls wanted to take a shot off my coaster

Damn these disposable cameras are tricky

See the ladies love me...ok I had to beg them to take a pic with me

Someone needs another shot to turn that frown upside down

She got her shot!! The End

Video of the Day - Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin Halloween Costume

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. If I were going to dress up for Halloween, I wouldn’t have the slightest clue of what to pick as a costume. I actually had several ideas this year, but they were all pretty lame. Hell I have enough trouble getting laid in normal clothes, so I decided not to dress up this Halloween in a lame costume that would hinder my chances even more of getting my hands on some Scooby Snacks. Last nights episode of South Park actually had a costume I would wear and that would guarantee that I got my Scooby Snacks. Now I have no clue why I didn’t think of going as Steve “The Crocodile Hunter” Irwin as soon as the reports came in of him getting killed by a sting ray, but sadly it’s too late now to go as good ole Steve, plus I have no clue where the hell I would find a sting ray. If you happen to have a sting ray handy that I could borrow for the weekend then drop me a line, and no you fuck tard, a horse crab won’t do.

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HBOTD - Playboy's The Girls Next Door and Nude Girls In Halloween Masks

Helping to keep your pimp hand strong for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So Halloween is coming up and lil rug rats will be knocking on your door begging for candy. Unless you’re a sick fuck like John Mark Karr, you aren’t too excited about that. You should however be excited about all the girls that will be slutting it up this weekend in their skimpy costumes. Saturday night, I am supposed to go to a Halloween party full of hot and hopefully very drunk college girls in sluty outfits. I will not be dressing up, because nobody gives a shit about what kind of costume a guy wears. Face it guys, unlike the ladies there is no costume that will guarantee you getting laid. Actually I really have no clue what I would dress up as, plus my Jewish nose won’t let me spend money on a costume that I will only wear once. Just in case you’re not going to a party or out to the bars this Halloween, I figured I would post some pictures of Playboy’s The Girls Next Door slutting it up in several different costumes. Since for some reason Holly, Bridget and Kendra decided to keep their costumes on in these pictures and because some of you are sick perverts, I have also posted some pictures of random naked girls in Halloween masks. If the party turns out to be good I will do a post full of pictures and videos on Monday, so until then Happy Halloween Bitches!!!

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THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR





Angels my ass






ARHHHH shimber my timber


For you kinky freaks that want to see the nude girls in Halloween masks, just click on the picture below. Yes thats right Captain Obvious, pictures of nude girls are NSFW.

Hot Bitch of the Day - Robin Hibbard of Real World San Diego Nude

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I hate to admit this, but I used to be a huge fan of MTV’s The Real World. After some counseling and my friends constantly making fun of me and calling me gay for watching a chick show, I finally quit watching the show. Though I found most of them to be stupid annoying bitches, I still have a soft spot in my heart and a ragging hard on for some of hotties from The Real World. Robin Hibbard from the San Diego cast was never one of my favorites, but I always wanted to see her massive cans and figured if there was one girl from the Real World I had a shot with it would be her drunk chunky ass. I really had hoped my banging her would have lead to Southern Belle Cameron and Asian Sensation Jaime, the two hotties from that season, joining in. Then I would have kicked Robin and her fake boobs out of the room to go drink some more. Well at least one of my wishes came true, because here are some pictures of Robin and her cheap fake cans.

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To see Robin and her cheap fake cans, just click on the banner below. Since some of you are fuck tards, that link would be NSFW. So dont email me because you got fired for looking at T&A at work.

Video of the Day - Uncle Andy's Masturbation Conversation From Weeds

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I had planned on posting this video along time ago, but it got taken off YouTube for that stupid copyright bullshit. Well this time the “owner” of the video clip, CBS, has smartly put it up. I have never had a desire to watch Showtime’s Weeds, but after seeing this clip I may actually tune in. Well I won’t actually tune in because I don’t pay for Showtime or any other premium channels, but I may actually download some episodes now to see what I have been missing. In this clip Uncle Andy teaches his nephew the ropes of masturbating. If I had an uncle give me the rundown of Masturbation 101, I may not have gone through my teen and early 20’s chaffed.

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Video of the Day - Borat First Four Minutes of the Movie Plus Deleted Scenes

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Borat: Cultural learning of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, wont be in theaters until November 3rd, but you can now watch the first four minutes of the movie on the internets! This will no doubt be the biggest comedy of the year, so your ass better go see it. So get ready for a year of bad impressions, because this movie is going to be quoted more then Napoleon dynamite and Chapelle's Show. Yes sadly tons of douche bags will find it necessary to constantly quote the movie with their horrid impression that they believe is dead on. Luckily you will no longer have to hear "Flippin Sweeet" or "Im rich bitch", no those will officially be dead as "Jagshemash" and "I like" take over the U, S and the A. Well kids it's time to pack up those oh so trendy "Vote For Pedro" and "Im Rick James" t-shirts and run out and get you a brand new "Sexy Time" and "I like. Its nice" t-shirt!! Thankfully unlike Muslims, the Jews can take a joke, so I doubt there will be any deadly riots on the streets on November 3rd. So enjoy the first four minutes of Borat the Movie bitches, plus just cause I care I threw in some deleted scenes to help you work on your impressions.

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FIRST FOUR MINUTES


Deleted Scenes

Adopting A Puppy


Doctor Office


Jail


Supermarket



Jail



Dinner Prayer

Hot Bitch of the Day - Oktoberfest With Playboy's Regina Deutinger Oktoberfest

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It’s the middle of October and if you haven’t hit up an Oktoberfest yet you only have 12 days left. As long as I am feeling better, the WWJ 2006 Summer Drinking Tour will be making a stop this Saturday at the Great Decatur Beer Tasting Festival. Perhaps your not a beer drinker and need another reason to make it out to your local Oktoberfest, so I give you Playboy’s Regina Deutinger. Now I doubt you will find any hot naked girls at the Oktoberfest, but I guarantee you will find a ton of hot drunk girls that will be more then willing to go home with you and get naked.

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Just in case you lick the windows on the bus, pictures from Playboy contain boobs and puss making these NSFW. To see how happy Oktoberfest makes Regina, just click on the banner below.

Video of the Day - Donkey Tries To Rape A Man

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I have been told several times that I have a sick and twisted sense of humor. Until today, I have always felt these people were just fuck tards with no sense of humor. Perhaps I truly am sick and twisted human being, because I laughed my ass off while watching the following video. It used to be that just midgets and monkeys would make me laugh uncontrolably, but now I must add donkey’s trying to make sweet donkey love to a man to my list.

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That 70's Show's Laura Prepon Lookalike Nude? Leanne From FTV

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Last week, I posted some pictures of That 70’s Show star Laura Prepon. I thought the bikini pictures were pretty good, but seems a lot of you (mainly Danny) were upset that I didn’t have any nude pictures of her. I have never seen any of her and I would have flown out to LA and took some nude pictures of her myself, but thanks to Jessica Alba’s lawyers, I am no longer allowed to step foot in California. I did however find some nude pictures of a girl who is almost a dead ringer for the red head Hot Donna. Hopefully these nude pictures of Leanne from FTV will be enough for you perverts with an imagination.

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Since the rest of the pictures have Leanne showing off her firecrotch, you will have to click the banner below to see all the NSFW pictures.

Video of the Day - Universal Studio's Orientation Film by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are the geniuses behind South Park and one of my all time favorite movies, Team America. Before they got South Park on the air they were commissioned to make an orientation video for Universal Studios. They even got huge stars like Sylvester Stallone, Demi Moore, Michael J Fox and porn legend Tracy Lords to star in it. For some odd reason, the suits at Universal didn’t like it and it was never used, but thanks to the power of the internets you can now watch it.

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2006 WWJ SDT - weekend update Atlanta Thrashers vs. Carolina Hurricanes, UFC 64 and Falcons vs. Giants

The 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour made a stop last night at Phillips Arena, as the Atlanta Thrashers took on the 2006 Stanley Cup Champion Carolina Hurricanes. The seats were amazing as we were only one row up from the glass. Sadly the Thrashers lost in the final seconds of the game, but despite the loss it was a great game. Besides the kick ass seats the game was enhanced by all the MILF’s that were sitting next to us. Since we were running extremely late, we forgot the camera and I was forced to use the camera on my Razr. After the game we wound up at Goldfish, but I dont really remember much other then that. Tonight the tour will be stopping at American Pie to watch UFC 64 as Middleweight Champion Rich Franklin takes on Anderson Silva. On Sunday, the weekend will wrap up at the 50 yard line of the Georgia Dome, when the Atlanta Falcons take on the New York Giants. Well bitches, my hungover ass needs to go rest up for tonight and tomorrows early tailgating, so that’s all for today.

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Staring the night off with a double almost a tripple Jack and Coke









Did you make it to your eye exam? Nawh I missed it again

You cant really tell from these but the rink girls are smoking hot



I See something!!!

oh must be one of the MILF's thong

CHEERS BITCHES!!!

Video of the Day - What I Want In A Woman

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. For some reason I am constantly asked why I am single. I think it is pretty evident why I am single, but others seem to think I am a fun and decent looking guy and they find it odd that I haven’t found a woman and settled down yet. These conversations about me being near 30 and still single always include the question,” What are you looking for in a woman?” Well that’s simple, two tits and a clit. Okay I am way pickier then that, in fact I am extremely picky and that is probably one of the top 5 reasons that I am single. Today’s Video of the Day from Mr. Pregnant perfectly explains “What I Want in a Woman.” One more thing, I know I am far from being Brad Pitt or a model, but damn I am not that ugly. So why do people always try to set me up with fugly girls? Oh she has a great personality? Well I guess when you have the face of a mongoloid you need to have something going for you. Guys be warned, when you hear the phrase “well she is kind of cute, but she has a great personality,” DECLINE your friends offer to be set you up. Though some of you may be desperate, so I offer you this sage advice: Beauty is only a light switch away.

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UFC Tito Ortiz vs. Ken Shamrock 3 - The Final Chapter

Just in case you forgot, the biggest rivarly in the UFC ORTIZ vs. SHAMROCK 3 - The Final Chapter is live tonight on Spike. Yes its on Spike, so you wont have to pay those high PPV fees or go to a horrid bar to watch this one. Other companies should really take a cue from the UFC. One of the reasons it is becoming so huge, is because they actualy listen to their fans and give them what they want. The fans thought they were cheated from the last fight that was on PPV, so the UFC gives them a rematch plus several other great fights for free. Dont miss it BITCHES!!


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HBOTD - That 70's Show's Laura Prepon Hot Donna

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, its the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I really don’t feel like writing anything out tonight and since you only come here to look at pictures I doubt you really care. The only good thing about the last couple of seasons of That 70’s Show was when Laura Prepon went from cute red head to smoking hot blonde. When she was a red head, I could have seen myself in a cloudy haze wandering off to fool around with Donna. Now that she is blonde, I wouldn’t have to down a couple of beers and sit in the circle, because I would do things to her that were so dirty, that it would make the Screech Sex Tape look like Sesame Street.


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Video of the Day - Breakdancing Indian Midget Little Superstar Mega Mix Seperated

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I swear this is my last Little Superstar post, unless I happen to get real bored and decided to make another one. The Break dancing Indian Midget Little Superstar Mega Mix has had close to 6,000 views, which is pretty shitty by YouTube standards, but I have low standards and I am happy with that many views. I had one person request that I break up the video into separate parts and I figured I would actually be nice and do it. So here is each part of the Mega Mix, now go crazy and post your favorite one all over your friends MySpace page.

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Little Superstar Gets Crunk





Little Superstar Goes Pop




Little Superstar Goes Old School




Little Superstar Does TV




Little Superstar Smacks His Bitch Up

Video of the Day - Michael Jackson's Thriller Indian Style

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. IF you liked the videos of the break dancing Indian Midget Little Superstar, then you will probably shit yourself when you see today’s video. Short and sweet today as college football is about to start. Look for me on TV tonight as I will be pounding on the glass at the Atlanta Thrashers vs Florida Panthers game. Thanks goes to Traci for sending in this one.


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HBOTD - Keeley Hazell Topless UK FHM November 2006

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I wasn’t planning on posting anything tonight, but these new topless pictures of my future ex wife Keeley Hazell take priority over my plans of a drunken debauchery filled evening. WWJ’s Senior Staff Photographer is still on assignment in England and since he hasn’t checked in for a couple days I am not sure if he has had any success securing a lock of Keeley’s hair and one of her many thongs to add to my stalker worthy collection. I am sure if I lived in England I would continually get my ass kicked and be issued a world record amount of restraining orders just for following her around or peeping in her windows. However I feel that an ass kicking and jail time is a small price to pay to show your dream girl how much you care. I am pretty sure after seeing the shrine I made in my closet, she would drop the restraining orders and we would move to the English countryside and live happily ever after. Until then, I will continue to have candle lit dinners and laugh about the good ole days with my brunette blow up doll. See you bitches never knew I was a romantic.

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The rest of the pictures are of Keeley topless and showing off her amazing set of 32 E's. Since boobs, no matter how great they may be, are NSFW, your goign to have to click the banner below to see them.

HBOTD - Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Awhile back I poked fun at what seems to be the most popular show in the world right now, Grey’s Anatomy. I still don’t watch the show, but I do love one of its stars, Katherine Heigl. The girl is smoking hot plus I have had a thing for big boobed Mormons ever since I was 5 and saw a spicy commercial for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter – day Saints. Now most guys would be turned off by a girl that follows a crazy made up religion, but not me. See unlike Scientology and Christian chicks, Mormon women have to share there men with other women. Who knew that besides having great skiing, Utah would be the threesome capital of the world. So if you’re still on your quest to have a threesome, I suggest you move to Utah or you could just go to Vegas and pay for it like I did.

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Of course Im going to post her SEE THRU pics...perv

Atlanta Thrashers Face Off 2006

Tonight I was fortunate enough to attend the Atlanta Thrashers Face Off 2006. Normally when I attend events like this, I bring along WWJ’s Senior Staff Photographer, Ray. He is currently on assignment in England, gathering proof to help support my British Big Boob Conspiracy Theory and hopefully securing me some hair and a thong for my Keeley Hazell collection. Since Ray is out of the country and because I am all about helping promote stereotypes, WWJ’s Asian Correspondent, Vince, took over camera duties tonight. The event was a great, but sadly I couldn’t get any pictures with the players. If you happen to make it out to any Thrashers game this season, watch the big screen during the breaks, because yours truly cut two promos that will be played throughout the season. I will be doing a horrid impression of Ben Stiller from the scene in Starsky and Hutch where he says “Do It..Do it”. I am normally pretty damn good at impressions, but this was one I never tried and I couldn’t remember how he sounded in the scene. However they laughed and seemed to be very happy with it. I am now beginning to wonder if this exposure will hurt or help my chances of getting laid in Atlanta. Hell they might never use it, because honestly who wants to see my ugly mug on a giant screen all season long. Huge thanks goes to Vince for letting me tag along and for taking the great pictures.

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Being checked on the boards by an invisble hockey player



In the vistors locker room with Thrash

Thrashers Locker Room







Floor of the locker room

I likes the hockey

looking into the locker room from the ice

leaving the locker room and heading towards the ice

Put me in COACH!!



Signing autographs for the fans





Getting checked into the boards by Thrash

Coach Bob Hartley

Thrash has a big jewish nose just like me!!

Filming the first promo with Thrash



Doing the second promo solo



DO IT....DO IT

HBOTD - Playboy's Heather Christensen

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. On Tuesday one of my all time favorite Disney movies, The Little Mermaid, will finally be released on DVD. Maybe you think it’s creepy or even a little gay for a single grown man with no children to still watch Disney movies and I would tend to agree. I however don’t care what you think because The Little Mermaid is a great movie and Ariel is freaking hot! Yes she is a cartoon, but don’t sit there and say you didn’t get turned on when she washed up on the beach naked. I truly think Ariel and Jessica Rabbit are the reasons behind my old quest to bag a redhead, well that and the whole red on top fire in the hole thing. Sadly my quest ended up proving that myth wrong, but I am still open to any hot red head wanting to change my mind. Despite being a ginger and having skanklet, Playboy’s Heather Christensen is pretty hot and a dead ringer for Ariel, so now you can entertain those Little Mermaid fantasies you try to deny.

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You know the drill. Boobs and Puss equals NSFW, so click on the banner below to see Heather in all her ginger glory.

Video of the Day - Breakdancing Indian Midget, Little Superstar Mega Mix

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I have already posted two videos of the Breakdancing Indian Midget, Little Superstar. They have been getting a decent amount of views on YouTube and I have had fun arguing with the people that have been leaving comments. Now I know arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics, even if you win you’re still a retard, but it gave me a couple minutes of entertainment this weekend. Since I am suffering from a case insomnia, tonight I decided to make a new Breakdancing midget video. You assholes better watch this, because I actually spent some time on this one.

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