Thursday, November 30, 2006

Sophie Howard in UFC Ring HQ pics

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Ok its been awhile since I have done one of these and since I have another extremely busy weekend ahead of me, it may be a couple more days before I do another one. Yes I know a ton of new Keeley Hazel pictures are out and I will do a mega post of all them next week, but until then you will have to settle for another member of The British Big Boob Invasion, Sophie Howard. Anyone who knows me knows I love 3 things, Boobs, UFC and Mountain Dew, so when there are pictures that included at least two of those you can guarantee I am going to post them. Save your email fuck tard, I know she isn’t in a UFC ring.

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Video of the Day - Volkswagen Car Crash Ads

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I still haven’t recovered from the long Thanksgiving weekend, but I figured I would do a quick post. I absolutely fucking hate the Volkswagen commercials that have been running nonstop for the past couple months. You know the ones that have some people in the car talking about some random shit and not paying attention, when all of a sudden, BOOM the car gets the shit smashed out of it. I think there are like 7 different ones; hell there is even one where the bitches in the car are talking about the other 6 Volkswagen commercials. All the commercials end with the driver about to curse, before it’s cut off with the Volkswagen logo and the oh so edgy tag line of Safe Happens. I guess this is their way to seem “cool” and “hip” to younger drivers with their loud music, an their Dan Fogelberg, their Zima, Hula Hoops and Pac Man video games. Now granted I wasn’t an advertising major in college, but I did take Intro to Advertising, so I think that qualifies me as an expert. My expert opinion is that VW dropped the ball and didn’t come off edgy enough. Since I could use a new car and I am dead broke, I figured I would help VW get that edge they so need to appeal to younger drivers. I submit this video to help salvage the current Safe Happens campaign. Your welcome VW and I will expect my coupon for a free Jetta by the end of the week.

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Ok so my VW ad may be a little too edgy for those of you at work. Since some of you drool more then a bulldog and wont be able to figure that last sentence out, this video is NSFW.

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Video of the Day - Sport Fans, Dancing Redneck and Crazy NASCAR Fan

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I go to a lot of sporting events and I always seem to be seated next to one of the following type of fans. There is the “obnoxious drunk guy” that has to continuingly scream “fuck” and “shit” right in front of little kids. Now people who know me would say I have no room to talk, being that every other word I say is “Fuck” or “Shit”, but I at least know when not to scream “Vick you fucking retard! Hold onto the God damn ball you overrated herpes infested piece of shit!” Next you have the “know it all guy” that thinks because he played a pick up game one day with some brothers or watched ESPN, that he knows the reasoning behind each play and believes that he would be better then the coach that the team pays millions. Granted sometimes the coach is actually a bigger retard then this guy and he actually might do a better job then the coach. Then there is the “dancing white guy” that has to show off his less then stellar dance moves every time music is played over the p.a. This guy is either trying to get on TV/jumbotron, drunk off his ass, retarded or all three. 9 times out of 10, I am that guy in my section and it’s a result of being both drunk and slightly retarded. Well today’s Video of the Day deals with two of those fans. Thank God for rednecks and the hours of entertainment they provide me on a daily basis!

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Typical Arkansas fan. Ok it's stagged but it's still funny.




The only thing that would have made this NASCAR video complete would have been if a Git Er Done or a Yeah C'mon was thrown in there. I'd bet my life savings the kids full name is Gunner Earndhart!

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Hanna Hilton Week Grand Finale Pics and Video

It’s finally time for the grand finale of Hanna Hilton Week here at WWJ. Some of you will be sad that Hanna Hilton Week is coming to an end, while I know others of you will be glad to see it come to an end. I have never been married, but I guess this past week is what I have to look forward to if I ever get married. I had to look at same girl naked all week long and I never got laid. Shockingly, I never heard from Miss. Hilton and I never had any other girls send in pictures showing some love to the site. I don’t know how the other sites get girls to send in pictures, but one day I will figure out the secret or at least learn how to use photoshop.

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The rest of the pictures and the Video are very NSFW so just click on the pic below to see the rest of the pics and the Video you wont see anywhere else on the web




Here are the links for the previous days of Hanna Hilton Week also NSFW













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Saturday, November 18, 2006

HBOTD - Hanna Hilton Week Day Seven Black

It’s Day Seven of Hanna Hilton Week here at WWJ and thanks to all the great football games today and tonight’s UFC ppv, I haven’t had the time to finish editing the pictures and video for the grand finale. That means one more day of Hanna. I’m running way late so enjoy the pictures you pervs!!

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Hanna decided she was just wearing too much, so you will have to click on the picture below to see all the NSFW pictures



Here are the links for the previous days of Hanna Hilton Week also NSFW











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Friday, November 17, 2006

Video of the Day - Tenacious D and Andy Serkis aka Gollum Sing Grease

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I have been to more concerts then I can remember, but I have a top nine list of my favorite concerts. Yes I said top nine, don’t give me that shit about it should be a top ten list, it’s my fucking list and I want it to be filled with nine spots. When you make a list you can conform to the man and make it a top ten, but I will continue to fight the good fight against the machine. Back to my top nine concerts, one of those shows was Tenacious D. Besides being a fan of the D, I am also a Lord of the Rings geek; you’d be surprised how many times that has gotten me laid. Well today’s video is much like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup as it combines two things I love, Tenacious D and Lord of the Rings, sprinkled with a little bit of Grease. So here is Tenacious D singing “You’re The One I Want” from Grease with special guest, Andy Serkis aka the voice of Gollum.

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HBOTD - Hanna Hilton Week Day Six Blue and White

Its Day Six of Hanna Hilton Week here at WWJ and shockingly I still haven’t heard from Miss. Hilton!! I am crushed, but Hanna Hilton Week will keep going nonetheless. I am currently drowning my sorrows, like a middle aged woman, with a bottle of wine. I still have a ton of pictures of the lovely Miss. Hanna that I haven’t posted and since Hanna Hilton Week ends tomorrow those will just have to wait until another day. Don’t forget tomorrow is the big grand finale, complete with another photo set and one hot ass video.

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The rest of the pictures are NSFW, because sometimes it's just too damn hot for a bathing suit. Just click on the picture below for the rest of the pictures.




Here are the links for the previous days of Hanna Hilton Week, those are also NSFW you pervs









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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Video of the Day - Aries Spears Rap as Snoop, Jay Z, DMX, and LL

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Aries Spears has been doing great impressions on MadTv for years, but the following videos are by far the best I have seen. If you don’t listen to rap then don’t bother watching this video, because you will have no clue how dead on these impressions are. For those of you that listen to rap, get ready for the Dream Team of LL Cool J, Snoop Dog, Dmx and Jay Z all on one song. Huge thanks goes to WWJ’s own Internet Gangsta Tim for bringing these to my attention.

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On some radio station



On Def Comedy Jam

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Video of the Day - Bob Saget Sings Danny Tanner Was Not Gay

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I ran across today’s video a couple weeks ago and when I saw it again today it still made me laugh, so I figured I should post it up. So enjoy Bob Saget singing about his Full House character, Danny Tanner, to the tune of a Backstreet Boys song. I don’t know the name of the song, but I am embarrassed I know it is the Backstreet Boys.

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HBOTD - Hanna Hilton Week Day Cinco Red and Black

It’s Day Cinco of Hanna Hilton Week here at WWJ and still no word from Miss. Hilton. I am begining to think that Steve Irwin would have a better chance in a pool full of sting rays, then I do of actually hearing from Hanna. I really thought I would get a picture of her holding a sign up saying she loves WWJ. Hell, I haven’t even got an ugly girl to send in a picture. Despite loosing faith in getting Miss. Hilton or any other girls to send in pictures, Hanna Hilton Week will keep going.

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The rest of the pictures remind me of a game of Operation, so click on the link below to see all the NSFW pictures.


Here are the links for the previous days of Hanna Hilton Week also NSFW







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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

HBOTD - Hanna Hilton Week Day Four Green

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It’s Day Four of Hanna Hilton Week and I still haven’t heard from Miss Hilton, though I did get an email from a girl named Hanna that wanted to help me with my mortgage. I am starting to think I will never hear from her, but Hanna Hilton Week will continue!!

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The rest of these pictures are NSFW, so El Tardo dont click the link if your at work.



Here are the links for the previous Day's of Hanna Hilton Week. Yes El Tardo those would also be NSFW






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HBOTD - Hanna Hilton Week Day Three Blue

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day!! It’s Day 3 of Hanna Hilton Week here at WWJ and even though I still haven’t heard from Hanna my hopes are still high that I will hear something by the end of the week. You can say I am crazy and living in a dream world, but they said the same thing to Tom Cruise when he said he was going to be the first ambassador to Mars. So you leave me alone you Negative Nancy. You will see, I will hear from her and those numbers I have been playing will finally hit this week too.

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It was a hot day, so in the rest of the pictures Hanna decided to take off all those cumbersome undies. That means you will have to click on the banner below to see the rest of the NSFW pictures.




If you somehow missed Day 1 and 2, just click the pictures below to see what you missed. Those would also be NSFW




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Monday, November 13, 2006

Video of the Day - Spiderman 3 Trailer With Venom

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. So after the whole YouTube crap I went through a couple weeks back, I am weary of posting today’s video. You can call me a pussy if you want, but I am broke and about to quit my full time job to go back to school, so the last thing I need is a law suit on my hand. Last week the trailer for Spiderman 3 officially hit the net and millions of geeks, myself included, went ape shit over how great it looks. Well today, another version of the trailer was leaked onto the internets. What makes this one special? VENOM. Yes for 3 seconds you get to see the most kick ass comic book villain of all time. For comic book fans, this was on par with getting laid for the first time. SO here is the leaked Spiderman 3 Trailer with Venom!! I also included the trailer that was officially released last week along with some screen caps of Venom. I only included the screen caps because I doubt this Video will last long on YouTube. In fact it's no longer on YouTube, so I will provide a link to the video via GorillaMask.

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The "Leaked" Trailer With Venom

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The Screen Caps of Venom




















The "Offical" Trailer

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HBOTD - Hanna Hilton Week - Day Two Hot Pink

Helping to keep your pimp hand strong for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Because you careless what I write, I am going to make this short and sweet . It’s Day Two of Hanna Hilton Week here at WWJ and that’s all you need to know.

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To see what happens when Hanna takes off that hot pink top, just click on the picture below. In case your a caveman and have trouble with the concept of the wheel, that link would be NSFW.



If you missed Day One, just click on the picture below to see what you missed. Yes caveman that too would be NSFW

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Video of the Day - First Six Minutes of Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. A couple weeks ago I posted the first four minutes of the Borat movie along with some deleted scenes. Some of you actually watched it, so I figured I would do another post with the first couple minutes of another upcoming movie. This time it’s the first 6 minutes of Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny, plus the music video and another scene from the movie. Now I don’t care for Jack Black movies, but I am a huge Tenacious D fan and I cant wait to see this film. How can a film with Meatloaf and Dio not be the greatest movie of all time?

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First 6 Minutes




Another Scene





Music Video

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Sunday, November 12, 2006

HBOTD - Hanna Hilton Week - Day One Black and Pink

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So back in August I introduced you to Hanna Hilton and since then she has become one of the most popular girls on the internet. That first post I did on her is my most viewed page by a landslide. I doubt I will get any thanks for helping to spur her recent popularity, but I feel I am entitled to at least one hour alone with her. Since no girl in her right mind would spend an hour alone with me, hopefully I will at least get some exclusive pictures sent in by her and by her I mean her people. Hell I would settle for one of her fully clothed looking at my web site. For some reason a lot of people think because I run a web site, that I have hot girls sending me nude pictures all the time. Sadly I don’t even get ugly girls sending in pictures, but it doesn’t mean I am not open to getting those. In an effort to get that Hanna picture sent to me, I am declaring this Hanna Hilton Week at WWJ. I will post pictures of Hanna every day this week and at the end of the week the grand finale, a great video of Hanna. I am 90% sure the video isn’t anywhere on the web yet. So ladies, there is proof that I can make your ass famous, well on the web at least, so start sending in those pictures. You could finally make that dream of being in Penthouse come true or at the least wind up on a couple of pervert’s hard drive.

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Hanna's boobs acidently fell out of her bra in the rest of the pictures, so you will have to click on the picture below to see the rest of the NSFW pictures

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Video of the Day - A. Cauch For Congress

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Ok so I am a retard and got my days mixed up, but come on a 7 and 17 look a lot a like, I never said I was good with verbs so leave me alone. The PS3 was not released today, so you still got 10 more days to get that second mortgage so you will be able to afford one. Today however was the midterm elections and that means you wont have to suffer through all those political ads for another year and a half. The guys over at The Damn Show made some ads for this year’s best candidate, Alec Cauch. If my vote actually counted, I would have definitely voted for Mr. Cauch.

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Video of the Day - X-Box or Sex?

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. What? Did you think getting kicked off YouTube and letters from lawyers would stop me? Sure I cowered in the corner of my shower and cried like a little girl for a couple of days, but after some great meds from my doctor I am feeling much better now. I have actually been under the weather and super busy as of late, but hopefully things will get back to normal around here shortly. In case you somehow forgot, the PS3 was released today. I unfortunately didn’t get approved for a loan, so it will be awhile before I get my hands on that fine piece of machinery. Since this is a big day for gamers, I figured I would post up this video from the guys of Tripod about the X-Box and sex.

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

John Kerry and His Iraq Joke

John Kerry is a dick. If his “joke” the other day about Iraq was meant to take a shot at the President, fine. Today he should have at least apologized to the troops that help protect his ass and his billions of ketchup cash, instead of saying he wasn’t going to apologize to anyone. I don’t care if your Republican, Democrat, Anti War, or Pro War ( so save your emails) you should at least support the troops that fight for your freedom. I suggest John Kerry use some of his ketchup billions and hire some Jewish writers to start feeding him jokes. I am sure he has enough to employ the entire The Daily Show staff. So its time to get off your ass Kerry and go bang your old lady. You might, as sick as it may be, even have go down on her, then I am sure she will write you a big check to help get you some better writers. No John, I am pretty sure that old line about how the check will help her finally get that big White House she has wanted for years, wont work this time, so go find a close pin or some scuba gear and get to diving.

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YouTube Body Slams WWJ

So after getting a Youtube honor yesterday for my videos having so many views, my account was deleted today. All the videos I put up are now gone. You can thank the guys over at College Humor, that have more then their fair share of "copyrighted" shit on their site, for getting me kicked off YouTube for copyright infringement. Also thank Comedy Central, who have always been very cool about having clips of South Park, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report on Youtube. Hell Comedy Central should thank YouTube for all the buzz its generated for those shows. I could see if I put a whole episode up of South Park, but I only put a compilation up that I edited and a small 30 second clip, which at last count had close to 300,000 views in 4 days. I am sure this killed their profits and that not one person will tune into watch the show this week. What gets me is that the compilation video I made using clips from South Park was featured on VH-1's The Best Week Ever's web site. In case you don't know Viacom owns both VH-1 and Comedy Central plus several other stations, so what I want to know is where is my mother fuckin check Viacom?? I helped advertise and promote your show to over half a million people, plus I never gave you permission to use a video, that I spent 10 minutes editing, on your web site. If I were to sue, I figure the advertising and the time spent editing the video roughly comes out to about 1 million, but I will be willing to settle out of court for 500 bucks and a Colbert Report T-shirt. You can make the check out to Wrestle With Jimmy dot Net and I suggest you send it certified just in case it happens to get lost in the mail. Perhaps I will create a new account and repost my videos minus the ones with legal issues, sometime this week. Though I have a feeling my account will just get deleted again once I put up the videos I have been working on for the past 4 weeks. OH one more thing, make sure the Colbert Report T-shirt is a large and since it's almost winter, if you have one in long sleeves that would be great!

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