Saturday, December 30, 2006

Video of the Day - Uncensored Saddam Hanging

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Saddam was hanged last night/early this morning and I couldn’t be happier. I still think he got off pretty easy. If I were in charge, every family that was affected by him would have been able to have one minute to torture him. Granted that would have taken a long time, but at least he would have suffered. Huge thanks goes to Tim Rhodes for posting this up on his Myspace page.

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Peace love and hair grease

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Who Wants a Playstation 3 ???



So a 60 GB Playstation 3 happened to fall in my lap this week. Since I will be back in school and out of a job next week, I need cash for school and I am going to try to sell it on ebay. But before I put it on ebay, I figured I would see if anyone that visits this site wants it. This PS3 also comes with the blu ray version of Talladega Nights. I will let it go for $850, so if your interested drop me a email with the subject “PS3.”

wrestlewithjimmy@gmail.com

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Video of the Day - Gerald Ford and James Brown SNL



Yes fuck tard, it’s another Video of the Day. Don’t give me shit about the semantics of the VOD, its my site and I can post as many as I want!! Since James Brown and Gerald Ford both kicked the bucket recently, I figured I would pay homage to them with these old SNL skits.

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peace love and hair grease




Preparing for President Ford's Death




James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub

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HBOTD - Miss Nevada 2007 Katie Rees

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Before I left for the holidays, I did a post on party animal and taco lover, Miss USA Tara Conner. Some of you wanted to see some action shots of her and Miss Teen USA, but sadly none of those have surfaced yet. I did however get the pictures of the now former Miss Nevada 2007, Katie Rees, who unlike Tara, lost her crown for partying. I really don’t understand why Katie lost her crown, because these pictures prove that she is the perfect representative for the only state that has legal prostitution. I guess when you represent a state that promotes tourism with gambling, partying and sex, that you are required to act like a Mormon. Thanks goes to Alan for sending in the uncensored pictures.

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The rest of the pictures are Uncensored, so you will have to click on the picture below to see the rest of them. For those of you that are slow, that means I didnt cover up the naughty parts making this link NSFW.

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Video of the Day - Playstation 3 Vs. Nintendo Wii



Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Well the holidays are over and I still haven’t recovered from all the drinking and driving I did. I hope Santa, Hanukkah Harry, Kwanza Kzaam or whoever brings you presents was good to you this year. Unless you got lucky, you didn’t get a PS3 or a Wii. Perhaps you’re like me and got a ton of gift cards and cash and are now trying to decide what new console you are going to get. I know I want a PS3, but after watching the following video I think I am leaning towards getting a Wii. If you still cant make up your mind head over to The Digital Blast and see what Dutch has to say about them.

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Peace love and hair grease


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Saturday, December 23, 2006

Happy Holidays

Out of town for the holidays, but will be back on Tuesday with some new HBOTD’s and some other stuff. Hope you have a great whatever the hell you celebrate.

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Peace love and hair grease

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Video of the Day - Miss USA Tara Conner Keeps Her Crown Plus Pictures



It’s time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. For some reason the big news story of the day was that “alleged” party girl Miss USA Tara Conner wasn’t fired by Donald Trump, but instead was giving a second chance. I really don’t understand why they would even consider firing her drunken whore ass. I’m not sure how the whole pageant thing works, but if anything she should have got a promotion for all the fur burger hook ups with Miss Teen USA. So what if she likes to snort some Strawberry Shortcake, it helps her keep her nice figure. Do you want a fat and ugly whore representing your country or do you want the hot skinny big boobed blonde that will make out with another girl after one jager bomb? It’s not a tough choice peeps, Miss America… FUCK YEAH!!! What does all this have to do with the Video of the Day? The guys over at The Damn Show have made another hilarious video and it’s about today’s huge press conference. I also included some pictures of Tara for you, so now you can have a visual when you imagine her snorting lines of Miss Teen USA perky B cups.

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Friday, December 15, 2006

HBOTD - Lacey Chabert In Maxim

Flipping, flopping… oh screw it, you know the stupid tag line by now. I still don’t feel I have made up for the fug that was brought to the site by Britney Spears and her mangled cooch, so I am going to post some new pics of one of my top ten chicks. I have 100’s of pictures of Lacey Chabert, but I have never posted them for fear of the Feds storming my house and seizing my computers. Since these sexy new pictures of her are in Maxim, I assume she is legal and it’s ok for me to post these. For those of you who don’t know, Lacey was the young girl on Party of Five, that old show with Jennifer Love Hugetits and Jack from Lost. I won’t tell you that I have had a thing for her since Not Another Teen Movie, because I am sure she was underage then, rather I will stick with my story that it was her role in Mean Girls that made me take notice. Lacey is basically a younger and a way hotter version of one of my former top ten girls, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Moving J.Love out of my list was much like trading in an old beat up car, for a brand new sports car. The old car got rear end so many times that the back got wider and started to hang over the bumper. The once great headlights began to sag and the once powerful engine now tends to sputter when you drive it hard. With all the dents and scratch marks, the car that once made others jealous and boosted your self esteem, now brings laughter and shame. I am sure after a couple of years and 200,000 miles the new sports car will have to be traded in, but you will at least have a ride with sleek curves and great horse power for a couple of years.

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

HBOTD - Scarlet Johansson Joins The Pussycat Dolls

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. After the last post of Britney Spears and her mangled cooter, I felt I needed to bring sexy back to the site. See how I used a line from a current pop song there, it seems to have a successful site with a million hits a day, you need to do corny shit like that. Speaking of crappy pop music, today’s pictures deal with the Pussycat Dolls. See before the Pussycat Dolls became a pop group with only one singer, they were just some skanks that did a burlesque show in Vegas. Some of the girls were not lucky enough to ride the coattails of the one with some talent and still do the show in Vegas. Every now and then some celebrity shows up and throws on some fishnet stockings and sings some song with the girls. Normally it is some chick the world has seen naked a hundred times, like Carmen Electra, so it’s no big surprise to see her dressed as a slut. So when one of Hollywood’s hottest stars, that we haven’t had the chance to see naked yet, shows up and throws on some fishnet stockings, the pictures deserve to be posted. So here are pictures of Scarlet Johansson in her fishnets. I still haven’t seen any movie she has been in, except Sponge Bob Square Pants, but it doesn’t mean I can’t be a fan of her tremendous breasts.

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Peace love and hair grease





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The Britney Spears Upskirts and See Thru Pictures

I hadnt planned on posting these pictures of Britney Spears and her mangled cooter, but for some reason I keep getting requests for them. I wont go into my whole Britney isn’t hot rant, because these pictures are enough proof on their own.

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Peace love and hair grease



I shouldnt have to say this, but since some of you rode the short bus and will email me because you clicked on these to get a closer look, these pictures are NSFW!!










I figured I would also throw up these See Thru pictures, so now you know what all her naughty parts look like.



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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Video of the Day - Mary Poppins As Horror Film Scary Mary



Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I said I was going to post some more of these movie trailers that are remade into horror trailers and almost a week later and here is another one. This time someone took a classic kids movie and turned it into something that for some reason reminds me of The Shinning. So here is the Disney classic Mary Poppins, remade into Scary Mary.

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Peace love and hair grease



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HBOTD - Keeley Hazell 2007 Calendar

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Last week I posted up Lucy Pinder’s 2007 Calendar and I couldn’t go without posting the calendar of my favorite Big Boobed British chick, Keeley Hazell. I have what some call “an unhealthy obsession” with Keeley, but I have never put much into this so called psychology. I have actually caught some slack for not keeping you up to date with new Keeley pictures, but I am now off the meds and later this week I will bring you a super king kong mega post of all the pictures I never got around to posting. Until then, have fun marking the Keeley calendar.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@DrugsAreBad.net

Peace love and hair grease

Unlike Lucy Pinder, Keeley thankfuly hasnt mastered the art of the nipple cover. That means the pictures are NSFW, so just click on the picture below to see 12 months of Keeley Hazell

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Monday, December 11, 2006

HBOTD - Pam Anderson in Playboy Again

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Sometimes you guys surprise me with your requests for the HBOTD. In the past week, I have had two requests that I just don’t understand. The first being the pictures of washed up fat ass Britney Spears and her mangled cooch. The second request was for Pam Anderson’s recent spread in Playboy. It’s 2006 and by now everyone in the free world has seen Pam naked a hundred times, so why does anyone care about seeing her? No Hef hasn’t run out of hot young blondes willing to show their Scooby Snacks, he is just trying to cash in on the recent popularity of Pam thanks to Borat. I still don’t understand why you guys care about seeing these pictures. I guess I was the only one that memorized the bumps on her nipples back in 1997. For those of you that didn’t know, by using braile her left one translates into the first chapter of War and Peace. I’m not a doctor, but I am pretty sure I can’t catch Hepatitis C from posting these pictures, though you might want to be careful if you take some personal time with these. Naughty naughty.

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Peace love and hair grease



She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls and the asshole of a 7 year old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love.



The rest of the pictures are naughty naughty, so that means if your at work dont click the picture below. If your not at work and not scared of catching something from looking at Pam naked, then just click on the picture below.

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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Video of the Day - Office Space as a Horror Film



Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I have been sick as hell all day and I’m all jacked up on cough medicine and Mountain Dew, so I figured I would do one more post. Tim Andrews aka the Porn Czar, shut down his great site awhile back, but he has been doing some posting on his Myspace page. Today’s video comes from one of his MySpace posts, so go ahead and add him to your list of friends you have never met!! He is one of the most talented and funniest guys I have ever met, so subscribe to his blog and check out some of his bits from The Regular Guys! Today’s video of the day is one of the newest trends on the web. You take a normal movie and you turn it into a trailer for a horror flick. Some of these remade trailers are awful, but then there are a few gems like this one of Office Space. I may post some of the other good ones this weekend, but most likely I will be too busy looking at porn.

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Peace love and hair grease


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HBOTD - Lucy Pinder 2007 Calendar

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. In my on going quest to prove my British Big Boob Theory, I give you Lucy Pinder. Unlike the other ladies that appear in the UK’s men magazines, Miss Pinder never shows all of her massive cans. No, she has become a master at the art of the nipple cover. Perhaps she has weird nipples and is insecure. Maybe one is an innie and one is an outtie or she has those long National Geographic ones that you could hang your clothes on. I have a hypothesis that her nipples omit a powerful laser, much like Cyclopes eyes in X-Men. You may think I am crazy, but we will see who is crazy when the British invasion starts and you see footage of Lucy ripping her bra off to take out our troops with her killer high beams!!

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour Recap 12-2-06



It’s Wednesday and I am finally recovered from all the stops the 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour made this past weekend. Friday Night was supposed to be a guy’s night out, as we had great seats for the Atlanta Hawks vs. Cleveland Cavilers. Thanks to the SEC Championship game, the traffic in downtown Atlanta was horrid. After sitting in traffic for well over an hour we finally decided to turn around and 10 great tickets went to waste. The night however was still young and we went back to a friends place and started drinking while we watched Clerks 2. Somehow we later wound up bar hopping in Midtown. I forget what bars we went to, but I know we ended the night with jager bombs at Sutra. Saturday night we went to one of the best parties I have been to, since Ray’s first House Party. Sadly, WWJ’s Sr. Photographer wasn’t there to capture all the magic, but I still managed to get a couple of pictures. We never should have left the party, but unfortunately we did and we wound up at Fever. I was more then buzzed when we left that party, but I still figured it was a good idea to drop a bill on more Red Bull and Grey Goose. While at Fever I was accosted by a very ugly girl that was easily 4 times my side. I got to give her credit for having the guts to actually ask me to buy her a drink, but even with all that vodka in my system I realized that wasn’t a good idea and I chuckled a bit when I told her no. You can call me an asshole if you want, but you didn’t have her try to grab your junk. The best part of the weekend was easily the party, where I meet a ton of cool people and actually unlike the clubs, had a great time. Hopefully I will get invited to the next one they have.

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Peace love and hair grease


Mary Anne and her bitches!!


They call me the Asian Sensation, no really they do


Nicccccce!


REAL MEN USE STRAWS!!!!!


My eyes are up here Malcom!!!


See Mom, girls really do like me!! HIGH FIVE!!


Ummm not really sure

If he can pull these two hot ladies, then there is a chance for your ugly chud looking ass too!

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