VOD - What if there was still slavery??

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I have had a perfect DVD copy of Borat for several months now, but just like everyone else I went out and bought the retail version this week. Last night while I was doing some cleaning, I threw it in for background noise. There is a part towards the end of the film where 3 frat boys from South Carolina say something about how they wish there were still slaves in America. This really made me think about slavery, so I decided to have one of those “what if” dream sequences. You know the ones like you see on TV all the time, when the person says “I wonder what it would have been like if…” and then some weird music plays and the screen gets wavy and the person is magically transported to the bizzaro world that shows them their situation. Well after saying my scenario out loud for about 30 minutes, I realized it wouldn’t work since I am 1. Not on TV and 2. The drugs I take don’t make me hallucinate. Luckily for me there was a video on YouTube to answer my perplexing question. I know I am going to get a shit load of hate mail for this one, so let me say just I am not a racist; I just don’t like white people.

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