HBOTD - Jessica Alba Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Yes despite the whole Imus thing, I am keeping my corny little tag line. So it has been awhile since the HBOTD has seen any new material and thanks to the emails and verbal threats, I know that you guys are tired of all the videos and are ready for some T&A. I have a ton of HBOTD’s lined up, some old favorites along with some new ones will be making there way on here this week. Today it is WWJ’s fantastic make believe girl friend and former stalkee, Jessica Alba. The second Fantastic Four movie Rise of the Silver Surfer comes out this June and it will most likely be just as bad as the first one. Still no matter how bad it sucks, I will go see it. Hell I would watch an instructional video on how to crochet as long as Jessica Alba were in it. Here are some nonrevealing but still kind of hot pictures of Jessica from her upcoming film. I shouldnt have to say this, but some of you still dont know how this whole internet thing works. Just click on the pictures to make them larger.

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I spy camel toe




GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN.. MOTHER FUCKER!!








Working the blonde hair and blue eyes




nice DSL's


My worst nightmare


You bastard!!




Jessica Alba as a naughty librarin. WWJ likey!!

Video of the Day - Final Class Project

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. It’s another WWJ class project!! This video didn’t turn out how I had envisioned, but being I had the damn flu and my voice was going in and out I can’t complain with the finished product. The concept was two guys were watching some popular YouTube videos, which I recreated. The recreated videos included Numa Numa, Star Wars Kid and Evolution of Dance. After watching the videos it turns out the guys themselves are part of a YouTube video. Unlike other people I don’t care about making an ass out of myself, so to protect the innocent, I have only included the end of the video. It is a poor recreation of the Will Ferrell short The Landlord that I posted last week. Feel free to knock the hell out of the video and my superb acting skills.

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Video of the Day - Will Ferrell Coaches Ryan Kalil

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The last couple of weeks, the internets have been assaulted with new videos of Will Ferrell. After all the hype from The Landlord video, you would think that he had a new movie coming out. I am sure the movie studios will catch on and the nets will now get flooded with a ton of comedy shorts featuring Jack Black. I am also pretty sure that the videos will be 100 times funnier then the new JB movie that they are trying to push. Since I still laugh at the Landlord video and because the NFL draft is this weekend, here is a video of Will Ferrell coaching USC’s Ryan Kalil. Sticking to tradition, I will be grabbing a ton of beer and plopping my ass in front of the TV Saturday morning to watch the NFL Draft. I am hoping my Atlanta Falcons will make some good picks, but I have a feeling I will end up screaming at Bobby Petrino, throwing my empty beer cans at the TV and will wake up in some bar wearing nothing but my Ron Mexico jersey. Happy Draft Day Bitches!

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Video of the Day - Darth Vader PSA

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Even if they are horrible, I am a sucker for all the Star Wars videos the net has to offer. This one actually happens to be pretty damn funny and unlike most of the other Star Wars videos, this one is short. For some reason I think I have posted this video up before, but I am to damn lazy to go back and see if I already posted it, so here it is again bitches! HBOTD is on tap next.

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Video of the Day - The Perez Hilton Show

Time for a quick WWJ approved Video of the Day. Unlike every other blogger, I don’t hate Perez Hilton. Sure he has no talent and a retarded monkey could use MS Paint better, but you gotta give him credit for making millions off a crapy web page. Sure I can see why blogers hate him, hell I am pissed my site which is only a couple levels crappier then his hasn’t made a dime, but that’s life bitches. Until he became friends with all the celebs he used to bash, I used to actually enjoy his site. I am pretty sure I had a point to make, but my hang over is interfering with that. SO, just watch this funny ass video someone made about Perez. Even if you have never been to his site, it is worth a watch.

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VOD - Will Ferrell Takes On His Landlord

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I actually like Will Ferrell and think he is pretty damn funny, but I can only take so much of him. That being said, Will Ferrell has finally come to the place he belongs, the internets. I don’t know much about this other then that I hope Will and Adam McKay continue to make more of these. Huge thanks goes to Alan for sending this in.

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UPDATE I am not sure why it is not playing, so just click HERE!?!? to watch the hilarious video! or just scroll down and watch the Youtube version while it lasts

VOD - SNL Steals From Derrick Comedy

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Saturday Night Live has been sucking more ass then Boy George on a cruise ship. They get lucky sometimes and have at least one skit that is actually funny. Lately those have been the digital shorts written by the guys from The Lonely Island. Several weeks back there was a skit with Payton Manning that I said was a rip off of Billy Madison and an old SNL skit. People didn’t believe me that SNL would actually steal its material. I would have submitted proof to back up my claims, but I am too damn lazy and I don’t get paid to do this. However tonight they did it again. Yes, SNL ripped off one of their skits from the guys over at Derrick Comedy and since finding the proof was pretty easy I decided to do a post on it. Are the writers that desperate over at SNL that they have to steal their skits from the internet? Quick word of advice to the SNL writers, if your going to blantly steal your material, at least steal something that is really funny. Derrick Comedy and YouTube have plenty of things for you to steal that are a million times funnier. I am just glad that my dream of working on SNL never came true, as Id be embarrassed to say I worked on it now. The video of the skit SNL did isn’t online yet, but I will throw it up later for you. It will be like playing that game when you have two similar pictures and you have point out what is different, so go get your Crayolas bitches!!

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The Original from Derrick Comedy




SNL's version

Video of the Day - My Class Project

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Well I finished my term paper a little quicker then I expected, so I figured I would do one more post tonight. A week ago I had to make a music video for one of my classes, something that I have never done. It is not something that I would normally make or even post on this page, but some people said they liked it and that I should post it on here. I am not completely happy with how it turned out, but I only had a little time to edit it. I figured if I posted this now, I would then prevent future blackmail if the pictures of me in drag happened to surface. Feel free to bash the hell out of it and tell me what an ugly fucking woman I make.

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Fucking scary looking




If I was a girl Id def be a lesbian






Id fuck me, would you fuck me??



And finally the Video

HBOTD Link Thingy 4-9-07

I had planned on doing a couple of posts today, but I have yet to finish a huge ass paper that is due tomorrow. Since I need to get an A on this damn thing, I only have time for a quick HBOTD Link Thingy. I promise I will post a couple new HBOTD’s this week and maybe some other stuff. I shouldnt have to say this, but all links are NSFW numbnuts.

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Video of the Day - The Easter Bunny Hates You

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I am pretty sure I posted this video along time ago, but I figured since today was Easter it was worth one more post. I am going back to eating my bag full of black jelly beans, but I will be back on Monday with some new stuff. So until then Happy Easter Bitches!!

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