HBOTD - Olivia Munn Rocks The Princess Leia Slave Bikini

Flippity floppity an all that jive it’s the WWJ HBOTD. Last week I did a little tribute to Star Wars turning 30 and on Friday, G4’s Attack of the Show did their own tribute to Star Wars. I haven’t been home since Friday and sadly I missed the show and only got to see some small clips on the internets. Olivia Munn, the hottie co-hostess has slowly been moving up my list based on her wait for it… her personality. Yes even a male chauvinistic asshole like me takes personality into consideration. On Friday’s show however, her personality took a back seat and her rocking out the Princess Leia slave outfit helped move her all the way into my elite top 5. In fact, I am either in love now or have a bad case of indigestion. Those of you that actually know me and complain that I need to find a girl and settle down… Kristi, find me an Olivia Munn clone and I might consider it.

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To see Olivia rocking the Leia bikini, just click on the picture below. That one should be safe for work, unless you boss is just a dick.

Happy Memorial Day

Hope everyone is having a fun and safe Memorial Day weekend. Now I don’t care what your opinion is on the war in Iraq, if you happen to see a soldier don’t forget to thank him or her for giving your ass the right to have an opinion. Since I have yet to see a soldier this weekend, I along with the rest of the WWJ staff would like to send a huge thank you to all our soldiers, past and present, for serving their country. Just for shit and giggles, I figured I would throw up this video of a soldier making the best of his time over in the sandbox, by doing his impression of Will Ferrell as Harry Caray.

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HBOTD - UFC Hottie Kerri Kasem

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Last nights UFC 70 was one of the best ppv’s they have ever had. Sure all the media coverage was about the rematch of Chuck Liddell VS Quentin Jackson for the championship (like I predicted Rampage won it, though he did it a round earlier then I thought and I didn’t win as much money), but the entire night was action packed. I had planned on doing some posts leading up to the ppv, but I am lazy and never got around to it. For those of you that have been watching UFC for awhile, you may remember Joe Rogan didn’t always do the post fight in-ring interviews. The job actually used to belong to the very MILFey, Kerri Kasem. I still stand by my opinon that women should not be sport’s announcers or sideline reporters, but if they are hot, have big boobs and wear skimpy outfits I don’t really care how bad they suck. In case you were wondering, she is not Casey Kasem’s wife, she is his daughter, KOINKS.

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To see Casey's lil girl in her undies, just click on the picture below. If your boss is a real dick, this one could be NSFW.

VOD - What Makes Guys Horny

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I drank way too much during last nights UFC event and I am currently nursing a great hangover. While resting up for tonight’s Zac Brown Band concert, I checked some of the comments on the YouTube videos I uploaded. I love all the negative comments that I am getting on my horrid remake of The Landlord and checking it has actually turned into my daily source of entertainment. I already knew it was a bad remake and that I can’t act, but it also appears I am “fucking ugly.” I don’t know how I will ever recover from some girl on the net calling me ugly, but I figured making a video response about whether or not I am ugly would be fun. So until I make that video, you should go read all the great comments.

As for the VOD, this is a great explanation of a question that girls ask constantly “Why are guys always horny?” Hopefully this video will help some of you girls understand that it’s not our fault.

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HBOTD - WWJ's Star Wars Tribute

The 30^th Anniversary of Star Wars is this week and we here at WWJ decided there was only one way to celebrate it, with tons of hot chicks in Star Wars outfits. So here is a WWJ tribute to Star Wars, Hot Bitch of the Day style.

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Just click on the picture below to see all the goodies. Even if your boss is a huge Star Wars fan, that link would be NSFW.

Video of the Day - Pirates of the Carribbean Trailer

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. So the third installment of Pirates of the Caribbean comes out Thursday night and I am sure it will set some box office record. I actually careless about seeing the damn movie, but I know all of you will rush out this weekend to see it. So to get you ready for World’s End, I figured I would throw up this funny remake of the trailer which includes some other famous movie pirates. Another great one from the guys over at Black 20.

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HBOTD - British Invasion Finale

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So everyone said I was either crazy or high on glue when I wrote about my British Big Boob Conspiracy. I still stand by my claims that all these big boobed hot chicks were genetically engineered by the British government to invade the US and take back the country for the Queen. I know it is hard to believe, that’s why I am going to show you some undeniable proof of their plans. Some good CIA spies gave their lives to take these pictures of this failed attempt by the British to invade the US. Thanks to lots of alcohol and a huge lesbian orgy, the Royal Navy never made it’s way across the pond. So that wraps up the British Invasion posts, the bitches of reality TV is on tap for next week. However, up next is the only way that I could think of to pay tribute to Star Wars turning 30, tons of girls in Star Wars costumes.

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To see the proof of my "crazy" conspiracy, just click on the image below. That link would be NSFW.

HBOTD - British Invasion Blonde Edition

Flipity, floppity, fap, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Before I take a nap to rest up for WWJ’s Sr. photographer, Ray’s party, I figured I would throw up a quick Blonde Edition of the British Invasion. Only two more British Invasion posts left and then some UFC related hotties. Also, because I am a geek, there will be a HBOTD post to celebrate Star Wars turning 30. I will most likely be to hungover on Sunday, so don’t expect any new posts until Monday.

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Like all HBOTD posts,it's NSFW. Just click on the picture below to go see the blondes

HBOTD - British Big Boobs

Flip, flop and fap, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I don’t feel like typing, which is good for you, since only my Mom and 2 of my friends actually read what I write. I know all you care about is the T&A and I can live with that. The British Invasion continues with more proof of why I love British magazines.

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Just click on the picture below to see all the boobiness and if you cant figure out that link is NSFW you deserve to get fired.

Video of the Day - United 300

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Earlier this week, I said that I would start posting up those movie mashups again. Now normally those videos use the orginal video and audio from two different movies and it turns out to be pretty damn funny. I don’t think I have ever seen somebody make their own original movie mashup until last night when I stumbled onto this video. This has to be one of the best productions I have ever seen on YouTube and it is actually pretty damn funny. So go watch this great mashup of United 93 and 300, I guarantee you will like this video or I will send you your money back.


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WWJ Summer Drinking Tour - SoCo Music Experience

The 2007 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour had a small stop this past weekend at the SoCo Music Experience in beautiful downtown Atlanta. It was a free concert featuring the Zac Brown Band, Sick Puppies and Cypress Hill. Thanks to 99X web page having the time wrong we missed Zac Brown, but we did catch the Sick Puppies. A strong storm ended up rolling thru and we left early. Here are some of the pictures and a video ofone of the many characters that was at the show. I have another funny video of a drunk/high old lady that was supposed to be cleaning, that I may post up later. Now go watch the video bitches!!

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Dont sneak up on Vince


I did a bumper for 99X and just like the Thrashers they will never use it


The drunk/high lady..funny video on it's way


Party Like A Rockstar.. Totally Dude!!!






Party Like A Rockstar the VIDEO

WWJ Goes Back To School Update

Back in January I made a decision to quit my job and give up a steady income, to go back to school and finish my degree. Well my first semester is over and I some how survived and passed all my classes. I actually did better then just passing my classes, I ended up with 4 A’s and one B. I would have got all A’s, but I screwed up big time on one of my finals. For the first time ever I made the fucking Dean’s List, so it turns out that I am not as big of a retard as everyone thought. Here are some of the things I learned in my first semester back in school.

1. Not having a steady income sucks and eating Ramen noodles gets old real quick.
2. School is fucking expensive and I didn’t save enough money. Hell my 4 books came in just under $500.
3. I had more free time when I worked a full time job.
4. I make for one ugly woman.
5. I plan to sue Girls Gone Wild for influencing me to go back to school, because that shit just doesn’t happen.
6. I have no game and the hot girls on campus look to me as the fun uncle and not the guy they want to bang.
7. Campus cops are dicks and are just upset that they couldn’t make it as a real cop, so they hand out bullshit tickets.
8. I can’t act.
9. I am not as stupid as I and apparently everyone else thought I was.
10. I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.

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HBOTD - Lucy Pinder Topless

Flipping and flopping on with the British Invasion, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Due to being so busy with school, I never got around to posting a lot of great pictures. One of those sets I never got around to was of Lucy Pinder finally showing off her breasts. She was notorious for posing topless and always covering up just enough to make it PG-13. Some said it was because she was too classy to pose nude, but I was beginning to wonder if she had some kind of deformity. Like and extra nipple or perhaps one of her nipples got cut off in a bad bike accident. Then it dawned on me that she could possible be a mutant and there could be some wise rebel leader living in her breast, you know like in Total Recall. Even though these pictures debunk all my theories as to why she didn’t show them, I still think there is a mutant hiding in there and it is planning the invasion.

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VOD - Toy Story 2 VS Requiem For A Dream

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. It has been awhile since I posted one of those movie trailer mashups, so here is one of Toy Story 2 and Requiem For A Dream. Nothing like seeing a squeaky clean Disney movie filled with F Bombs.

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HBOTD - Michelle Marsh and Jana Defi

Flipping and flopping hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It’s time to get back to the ongoing British Invasion of WWJ. Last week I did a Two for Tuesday with Hanna Hilton and because I was too lazy to think of anything clever to put on the picture I am doing it again today. These pictures of Michelle Marsh and Jana Defi are from earlier this year, but still worth a look. In case you were wondering Jana likes long walks on the beach at night, Italian cuisine…. Shit, who cares what she likes, just look at those 34G’s.

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Just click on the picture below to see those 34G puppies. Puppies no matter how cuddly they may be, are NSFW.

HBOTD - Lindsay Lohan Slips A Nip While Wearing A Bikini

Insert lame tag line here_____________. I was working on some school crap when some new pictures showed up in my inbox. So I am taking a small commercial break from the ongoing British Invasion to bring you some nip slip pictures from Miss Firecrotch 2006, Lindsay Lohan. I have a ton of school crap to do, so insert you own stupid rant on how Lohan used to be hot and disease free here________________.

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To see yet another Lohan nipple slip, just click on the picture below. Yes, you ass hat, celebrity nipples are NSFW.

Happy Mother's Day

Since it is Mother’s Day, I figured I would post a video that my Mom would actually like. She is one of the 5 people that actually reads this shitty site and even after seeing what I write and post, for some reason she still claims me as her son. Guys be warned this video falls into the “awh that’s so cute” category. I will make it up to you guys on the next Video of the Day by finding something with either huge boobs or something blowing up. Thanks goes to Kristi for this one.

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UPDATE

I decided to also throw up this Mother's Day related music video. "Your Mamma" by Kennedy is one of the top videos on YouTube right now and Ive had the chorus in my head since I saw it. Just for shit and giggle I am also going to throw up one of his other videos "My Mamma Made Me a Pimp." Enjoy bitches.

Your Mama



My Mama Made Me A Pimp

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell FHM May 2007

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The other day when I posted some pictures of Michelle Marsh, I said that I would post some more of the British Big Boobed Conspiracy girls over the next couple of days. Well today is day 2 of the British Invasion and my former obcession, Keeley Hazell is up to bat. Sadly her last couple of spreads have been pretty boring and this one is no different. She may no longer be on my top 5, but I would still tap that harder then a keg in a AA meeting. I have a stop on the WWJ Summer Drinking Tour on Saturday and Mother’s Day is on Sunday, so no more British Boobage until Monday.

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Click on the picture below to see the boring Keeley spread. That link no matter how boring the pics are is NSFW.

Video of the Day - Brooke Shields in Playground Tales

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I was going to post two new videos from Funny or Die that featured Will Ferrell, but while I was going thru the site I came across this great video of Brooke Shields. Now it is well documented that I don’t like white people, but I love it when old white people try to use slang. For me it’s like watching those videos of the polar bear cub that everyone thinks is so damn cute. It makes me chuckle and I say “awhhh how cute.” So here is a video of Brooke Shields showing how she is keeping it real.

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Video of the Day - Paris Hilton Talks About Going To Jail

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Some have been surprised that I haven’t said anything about the whole Paris Hilton jail thing. Well I am finally going to break my silence, I don’t FUCKING CARE!! I am tired of hearing about it and I am pissed that rich lazy eyed coke whore is getting this much attention on all the national news networks. Paris doesn’t deserve any air time let alone more then that town in Kansas that got wiped out. It still amazes me that she is famous for doing nothing. Sure she has had a TV show, a CD and a sex tape, but she was famous before any of that. I am still bitter for wasting my time watching that horrid excuse for a sex tape. It cost me 6 bucks to rent the damn thing and I didn’t even get a chubby. Thank god I also picked up a great midget lesbian porno that day. Today’s video is of Paris talking about her recent legal trouble. The video is pretty funny and the chick does a dead on Paris impersonation.

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Video of the Day - Super Mario Brothers The True Hollywood Story

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The other day I posted a video about Super Mario Brothers. It’s one of the top videos on YouTube right now, but Nathan sent in another version that he thinks is better and I agree. This one is done like E! True Hollywood Story and it basically focuses on the often forgotten Luigi. That’s all for today bitches.

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HBOTD - Michelle Marsh Maxim May 2007

Flipping and flopping, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. With Tony Blair being all over the news this morning, I figured it was time to take a look at some of the girls from across the pond. It has been a long time since I posted any pictures of the British Big Boob Conspiracy girls, so the next couple of days will be like a British invasion here at WWJ. First up, Michelle Marsh and her religious tramp stamp. I am not really religious, but I think I would feel weird shooting that target.

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Because the British version of magazines kick way more ass then the American versions, the pictures are NSFW. To see why Michelle is blessed you need to click the picture below.

HBOTD - Lucy Liu Shows Some Skin

Flip floppity fap an all that crap, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. These pictures of Lucy Liu showed up in my inbox today and for some reason I think I have seen them before. Save your emails because I don’t really care if they are old or new. All I care about is that I can finally mark Lucy down under the “bald” category on my ground breaking survey of “Celebrity Vagina’s and How They Are Kept.” Now if I can just get a hold of some pictures of Cameron Diaz’s vag, my Charlie’s Angels collection will be complete.

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To see Lucy bare her naughty parts, just click on the picture below. Yes naughty parts are NSFW.

HBOTD - Miss May 2007 Shannon James

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I meant to post this up last week, but well basically I just forgot to do it. To go along with these pictures of Miss May 2007 Shannon James, I thought about writing something about girls with the name Shannon. Like how by naming your daughter Shannon you have paved the way to her future slutiness. Then I thought writing about that may somehow cause someone to not name their daughter Shannon and thereby prevent more pictures like these from finding their way into my mailbox in 18 years. So forget everything said about it and enjoy these great pictures of Miss May S. James.

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To see Miss May in all her glory, just click the picture below. Since some of you ate paint chips when you were younger, I have to remind you that boobs are NSFW.

Video of the Day - Super Mario The Later Years

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I guess I am just old school, because I think the NES was the greatest gaming system ever. Don’t get me wrong I love playing Madden 07 on the PS3, but none of those players could hold Bo Jackson’s jockstrap in Tecmo Bowl. Give me Zelda and Super Mario over Halo and Gears of War any day. I guess I am biased, since I was a little wizard at the old games and I royally suck ass at the new ones. It’s not fun getting your ass kicked in Halo by a kid whose balls haven’t even dropped yet and then to top it off thanks to those damn McDonald headsets I have to hear him laugh his ass off while he calls me a stupid booger faced noob. Mark my words Newbie Killer 69 you lil snot nosed bastard, I will find you one day and shove that headset down your throat, then I am going to lock you in your room and as you cower in a corner your crying will be drowned out by the sounds of the bed posts hitting the wall and your Mom’s loud moans as I PWN that ass. Whew sorry about that, back to the VOD. I was bored last night and surfing YouTube and this video of Super Mario was one of the top videos, so freaking watch it.

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HBOTD - Hanna Hilton Two For Tuesday

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Yes the T and A has finally come back to Wrestle With Jimmy dot Net. It’s late, so like a lazy radio programmer today’s HBOTD is a Two For Tuesday. I haven’t posted any pictures of my big boobed blonde obsession Hanna Hilton, since I exposed the Tyra Show for having fake guests. It was groundbreaking journalism and I was sure I would receive some kind of response from the Tyra Show. However like everything else I have written, it went unread. So it’s back to what you guys come here for, the BOOBIES. Huge thanks goes to Steve from Texas for sending these in like 3 months ago. See I actually read the emails you jackasses send in.

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To see Hanna and her T&A you need to click on the picture below. Yes you tard that link would be NSFW.

Video of the Day - Olivia Munn as Wonder Woman Office Safety

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Maybe my inner nerd has taken over, because lately I have been watching a lot of G4. I wanted to post up these great spots they have been running called Nerd Fantasies, but after a minute of looking on YouTube I couldn’t find them and gave up. I did however run across a funny video featuring Olivia Munn, one of the G4 hotties that millions of geeks like myself drool over each day. In this clip from Attack of the Show, Olivia is dressed up like Wonder Woman, enough said.

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