HBOTD - Keeley Hazell Does Breakfast at Tiffany's

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of The Day. I am still recovering from a very long alcohol filled night out, so it is straight to the pictures today. It’s the return of long time WWJ favorite, Keeley Hazell. Hopefully this will take care of all the requests I been getting for her.

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Keeley shows her cans so that makes the pictures NSFW, so just click on the picture below.

VOD - Larry Munson Reviews Halloween

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I have had a ton of people ask me, which means two, if I am going to bring back the 54^th Annual WWJ College Football Challenge this year and the answer to that is….no. Being a broke college student with no income, I can’t afford to do it. Before I throw up today’s HBOTD, I thought I would throw up this hilarious video from my old boss, the talented Mr. Tim Andrews, who can now be heard on 99X’s morning show. Even though I am a UGA fan, this video about legendary announcer Larry Munson, had me rolling. Go Dawgs!

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WWJ Summer Drinking Tour - The Giant Slip and Slide

This combined with the UFC and a lot of beer is the reason I didn’t update this weekend. The TnA will return later this week as I will bring back some WWJ favorites that you guys keep requesting.

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HBOTD - Hayden Panettiere Turns 18 Does FHM

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Sorry for the lack of updates, but school started back for me this week and my time at home has been very limited. I have a ton of school work to do tonight and a super busy weekend, so here is the short version, this post was due to an old request from WWJ’ Sr. Executive Photographer Ray. Now that Heroes star Hayden Panettiere is legal, hopefully you won’t feel like a dirty old man when you look at these pictures or watch the show. I tired to post these pictures from FHM last night, but my net went out, so I decided to throw in some more pictures of Hayden for all you pervs. I will try to knock out a HBOTD Link Thingy along with another HBOTD request later this weekend.

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FHM from the UK









The first dirty old man to make his move on the newly legal star


My gift to her, a birthday facial





She likes to lick things...nice
















Bite it like a monkey








Some see thru action








Dirty Sanchez...





For all you Fan Boys


No tix for parking there now


Topless...well sorta



Realllly



Stop looking at me you dirty old man


The End

VOD - Michael Vick Loves Dogs

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The other day Vick pleaded guilty and his career is over. As a Falcons fan, I should be bummed that our star quarterback will never play again, but I couldn’t be happier. Don’t get me wrong, Vick is a great athlete, but he was a horrible quarterback and a PR nightmare. There was a heated discussion about Vick in my class today and of course some idiot threw out the race card. According to this numb nuts reasoning, if it had been Tom Brady, the federal charges would have never been brought up, PETA would not be pissed about dogs being inhumanely killed and the government would have set up a special grant to help fund the Brady Dog Fighting Academy. Well before I go off on an equally retarded rant, here is a great video from the guys over at The Damn Show on the whole Vick situation.

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HBOTD - Ashley Tisdale Bikini Musical & Jennifer Love Hewitt Sex Tape

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So High School Musical 2 premiers tonight and I know all of you are counting down the minutes. I never saw the first one and other then the title of the movie, I don’t know a damn thing about it. Even though this chick is kind of hot, I think the film is like a modern day Grease and there is no way you will catch me watching that gayfest. I have blocked Disney, Nickeloden, Lifetime, all the Christian channels and any other channel that doesn’t broadcast programs containing cursing, explosions and half naked women. But for all you perverted parents and older siblings that constantly have to suffer through the movie and the music, I figured I would post up some pictures of the chick from the films. Although she plays a High School student, I am pretty sure she is legal, but I have never been good at math, so I may be wrong. Hope this helps you pervs that will have their TV hijacked tonight.

On a side note, before the emails pile up, the Jennifer Love Hewitt Sex Tape is a fake, so I will not be doing a post on it. However if you still want to listen to crappy techno music and see some big titty girl with J Love's face super imposed masturbating, then just click on this link HERE.Enter the code and select free download and yes that would be NSFW

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To see High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale rocking the bikini, just click on the picture below. I dont think it is NSFW, but your boss could be a dick and then you should probably wait till you get home.

VOD - Women's Dictionary From HotForWords

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day and sorta a HBOTD sans pictures. I am still trying to recover from my first day back at school, as all the new fresh fish gave my ass whiplash. In the back to school spirit, I thought I would post this video of YouTube sensation hotforwords posing in everyone’s favorite outfit, the Slutty Catholic School Girl. I am not really sure what these videos staring “Marina” the philologist are about, as I can’t get past this hotties accent. It’s like she was pulled straight out of my dreams, the ones where I am a secret agent and travel around the world banging hot KGB spies while saving the world from nuclear annihilation. Sadly, the website doesn’t have any of the pictures used in the videos and my search for info or pictures of her was a waste of time. If someone out there knows more about her or can find pictures, email me ASAP.

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Madden 08

Madden 08 was released last night and thousands and thousands of people called into work today with a case of Madden Flu. To get in on the festivities of the day, I figured I would post up these pictures that I took while kicking my buddy Vince’s ass for the second time in a row and claiming the Condo’s Madden Championship Belt. The first game was a close one, but he never had the lead. The second game he had the Eagles and I had the Falcons, minus the puppy loving Ron Mexico. He killed me in the first half and as his trash talking reached new heights, I figured the game was already over. However the second half was pure domination of one of the biggest Madden trash talkers of all time. The ass whooping was so severe that the former champ of the condo, turned off the game before it was even over. His anger may have been caused by my singing “I am the champion..” and taking a picture of the screen. Final score, Eagles 42 Falcons 73.

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HBOTD - Two For Tuesday With Rikki and Vikki

Flipping and flopping, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I got a long day ahead of me, so no long blabbing from me, just enjoy this weeks Two For Tuesday featuring The IKKI TWINS, Rikki and Vikki. Don’t email me asking if they are really twins. I wont respond to you, because all you should care about is that they are both naked.


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You should know the drill by now, fun cans are NSFW, so if for some strange reason you want to see some, you need to click the picture below.

HBOTD - Back To School With Nikki Cox

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. School is about to start back up for me, so I figured I would do a post to get me ready for the upcoming semester. I thought about posting some pictures of a girl in a Catholic school girl outfit, but since girls in college only wear that on Halloween, I decided to go with some pictures of Nikki Cox playing the role of the hot teacher. Now granted my school is not filled with a bunch of hot professors that are in need of a good dicking, actually I have only seen one hot teacher and she always comes off like a stuck up bitch. However, the campus will be filled with a bunch of hot freshmen poon looking for acceptance, guidance and someone to buy their sweet underage asses some booze. For all you new and returning students, I want to offer you some valuable advice. First, make sure you stock up your fridge with some gay fruity alcoholic refreshments, because freshmen bitches love wine coolers. Flowers and jewelry may be the key to her heart, but wine coolers are the key to getting inside her cooch. Now you may run into a dry spell that no amount of wine coolers can help break. Hey it happens to the best of us, so don’t worry things will turn around, but until it does, porn is your friend. Just remember not to watch porn after your stoned ass ate a shit load of Doritos or Cheetos, because when your dry spell does end, it is going to be quite embarrassing explaining to the girl why you have an orange dick. Next, if your living in a dorm, go buy yourself some sandals to wear in the shower, because if do not wear some flops in the shower you will end up with some nasty fungus on your feet. Finally, I know your funds are limited, and rubbers are not cheap, but the health center sells them a hell of a lot cheaper then the gas station next to the frat house. Last thing you want is matching fungi on your feet and your nuts, because a shot of penicillin won’t clear up everything. Hope everyone has a great poon filled semester!

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VOD - Instant Messenger Love Song plus Raven Riley

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. It’s Friday and I still don’t feel like typing, as I need to save up my strength for when I go out drinking tonight. So, this one is for you computer nerds like me that had AOL and dial up back in the day. Also as an added bonus for all you sick perverts, I threw in a couple pictures of Raven Riley.

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For all of you pervs that want to see the NSFW pics of Raven Riley, just click on the picture below.

John Mayer Sings Chocolate Rain

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I really don’t get why everyone loves that Chocolate Rain video by Tay Zonday, but I do dig the version John Mayer did for The Best Week Ever. It’s like a mash-up of Nelly Furtado, Chocolate Rain and John Mayer. Enjoy bitches.

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HBOTD - Grace Park from Battlestar Galactica

Flip, flop, serve, flapjacks, 40 years, Bitch. Since it took me forever to get the Sexy Cylon text to look like Battlestar’s logo, I don’t feel like typing much, so your getting the quick version of the hilarious world changing blog that I was going to write. The new Battlestar Galactica movie doesn’t come out until November, but that doesn’t mean my geeky ass cant drool over these hot pictures of Grace Park. If evil robots of the future are going to look like her and Tricia Helfer, damn the fate of the human race, my ass will be the first in line to stick my penis in some cylon cooch.

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These pictures are pretty tame, but if I dont put them on the other page I will get a ton of emails bitching at me because they were looking at cooch on the company dime, so just click on the picture below to see the some covered up cylon cooch.

VOD - Bourne Ultimatum Spoof from Jimmy Kimmel

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The Bourne Ultimatum made something like 70 million, so I figured I would post the hilarious spoof that Jimmy Kimmel Live did. Just in case you have never watched JKL and don’t know anything about Jimmy’s “feud” with Matt Damon, I posted two other videos to catch you up.

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The "FEUD"





Ocean's 13



Bourne Ultimatum Spoof

HBOTD - Denise "Crazy Ass" Richards

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Other then marrying Charlie Sheen and having a hot lesbo scene with Neve Campbell in Wild Things, I am not sure what else Denise Richards has done. Well according to an interview Charlie Sheen gave, it turns out the bitch is crazy. Despite being in a bitter custody battle with Chuck, she recently asked him to jerk in a cup for her so she could have another baby. So to celebrate her crazy ass, figured I would throw up these pictures of her showing off her cans and her fur burger. I will knock out another request and possibly the debut of something new to the site.

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Cans and fur burgers are NSFW, so you will have to click on the picture below to see them.

Barry Bonds "Ties" Hank Aaron

I just happened to be flipping channels and landed on ESPN2 right as Bonds "tied" Aaron for the Home Run record, and all I have to say is FUCK BONDS, Aaron will always be the HR King, or at least until ARod passes him.

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HBOTD Link Thingy 8-3-07

I will try to knock out two more requests this weekend, but since I am feeling lazy today, it’s the return of the HBOTD Link Thingy.

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ALL LINKS ARE NSFW

HBOTD - Jessica Biel From Chuck and Larry

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I guess everyone went to see I Know Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, because last week I got a ton of requests for Jessica Biel. I have had a thing for her ever since Summer Catch or whatever the name of that baseball movie with Freddie Prince Jr. Besides her body, mainly that great ass that you could set your beer on, for some reason she gives off the vibe that she would be the type of girl that likes watching sports and throwing back beer. Typically a hot girl that likes sports and beer, ends up being a lesbian, but Jessica is straight, though I think she wouldn’t mind having a taco with her hot dog. Enjoy my collection of Jessica Biel and yes I included some pictures of her undies scene from Chuck and Larry. Schools out, so I will knock out another request tomorrow bitches.

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Some of the pictures show a lil skin and there is also some nipple action going on, which may be considered NSFW, so your going to have to click on the picture below to see Jessica and her bodonkadonk.