Wilmer Valderrama's Bitches

Wilmer Valderrama is my hero. Despite not being that good looking of a guy (yes I am secure enough with my sexuality to say that) and not a huge star, Fez is in the Man Hall of Fame. The guy has had more then his share of Hollywood hotties and has most likely bagged numerous of other hot chicks around the world. The guy is this generations Scott Baio.This week he went on Howard Stern and gave the dirt on some of the pieces of ass he has conquered in Hollywood. Here are the highlights of the interview.

Popped Mandy Moore’s cherry
Jennifer Love Hewitt was 8 out of 10 in the sack
He has had threesomes
Lindsay Lohan's boobs are real
Lindsay Lohan is great in bed and in the Fez top 5 list
He has video taped himself and some Hollywood hotties but erased the tape so it didn’t show up on the net
Lil Fez is 8 inches
He has giving it to one famous chick in the poop shoot
Ashlee Simpson is a screamer

Now I will admit that I am extremely jealous that this pudgy bastard gets to nail all these girls I have fantasized about for years, but I defiantly tip my hat to him and beg him to tell me his secret. I know I haven’t been on a TV show, I am not rich and despite having a size 13 shoe and a big Jewish nose, I am white and Irish on top of that which debunks both of these myths. Maybe one day he will write a book so I can learn from this living legend. Well enjoy the first ever WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day dedicated to a guy, Fez’s Bitches.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@FezIsMyHero.net

Peace love and hair grease

Ashlee Simpson


I wonder if she lip synched those screams?


Jennifer Love Hewitt


I refuse to believe she is only an 8



Lindsay Lohan


an yes they are real


Mandy Moore



What was it like the first time you got 8 inches of Fez in you Mandy?

How did it look when he put it in the stink?