Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria Finally Together in Bikinis

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have been told that none of my dreams would ever come true and that I was wasting precious time and energy that could be used to reach more attainable goals. Well, well, well, it turns out my 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Castro was not only a filthy whore, but she was also a fucking liar!! Yeah guess what Bitch? George Lucas, even though they sucked, did make more Star Wars movies and thanks to advancements in technology and my digital playground, more of my dreams turn into reality everyday. Today it is two of Hollywood’s sexiest Latinas, Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria, coming together for some fun on the beach. Ok so maybe Mrs. Castro was right about my dreams of fame and fortune and the fact that these pictures were made with photoshop means my dreams of them rubbing strawberry flavored sun tan lotion all over each other really hasn’t happened. Despite those facts, she was still a bitch for trying to crush a young boy’s dreams.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@StrawberryFlavoredSunTanLotion.net

Peace love and hair grease

The Orginal Pictures

At least he knows he is a lucky bastard


Thank God for zoom lens and photoshop

Yes I know there is no such thing as strawberry flavored sun tan lotion...yet

The Ends