Thursday, June 29, 2006

Jessica Alba Gets A New Dog and Playboy Playmate Raquel Gibson Nude

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. My obsession with Jessica Alba has brought me many wonderful things such as verbal death threats from her body guards, restraining orders, visits from the FBI and now it looks like a vicious dog bite is in my future. It seems Jessica has purchased herself a very cute, but deadly, pit bull. Now this would thwart most people, but Jessica has no clue that my modeling career was cut short due to a dog biting of half of my face off. Yes, sadly this is true story. Granted the dog was no pit bull, but just because he looked like Benji doesn’t mean he wasn’t mean son of a bitch. My chance of being a male model was crushed and now I am forced to wear a stretchy mask to cover up the huge scar on my face. The agency, after seeing my scar told me never to come back and I lost out on a huge commercial that would have catapulted my career. I also developed a huge fear of dogs, but after several years of therapy, I have almost overcome my fear and I no longer run and hide from small dogs. I don’t think another dog bite will be able to keep me away from my daily stalking rituals, but it was a good try Jess!! Since there are no new uber hot pics of Jessica, I included some of Playboy Playmate and Jessica Alba look-alike, Raquel Gibson, for you to drool over.

As always send hate mail to Jimmy@StillStalkingJessica.net

Peace love and hair grease


Jessica makes walking the dog sexy


I can see you Jimmy, get out of those bushes before I sic my dog on you


Looks like Jessica got me a present with a big bow. Cant wait to unwrap it!?!??!


That furry lil bastard is kissing my woman!!!


Raquel Gibson aka Jessica Alba look-a-like










THE ENDS

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