Tera Patrick in FHM

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I got in the newest issue of FHM the other day and I was kind of surprised to see porn star Tera Patrick on the cover. Now maybe it is just me, but does anybody care to see a pictorial of a fully clothed porn star? I have seen Tera contorted to the shape of a pretzel, while a hot blonde shoved a piece of plastic the size of my arm up her cooter and a midget in an Oompa Loompa outfit plowed her Hershey Highway. Now maybe if I was 7 and had never seen one of her many films, these pictures would excite me more then the female Power Rangers and my babysitter ever did. So if you happen to be 7, enjoy the pictures of Tera and her tiny leather outfit from the July FHM. For those of you older then 7, I also included some pictures of Tera wearing nothing and having some hot lesbo action.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@TheOompaLoompaCassanova.net

Peace love and hair grease

The hot but fully clothed pictures from FHM





ahhh there is the Tera we all know and love


Nothing beats hot girl on girl action



Add WWJ's all time favorite porn star Tawny Roberts and a piece of plastic to the mix and you will end up with tennis elbow and a stiff towel on your floor



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