Tiger Wood's Wife, Elin Nordegren

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. This week the talk at the water cooler has been on Tiger Woods first win since his father died. Now I find watching golf on TV as exciting as watching the WNBA after taking a handful of downers. This doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy playing golf. I actually love playing golf, bowling, go cart racing and any other sport that you can drink a beer and smoke a good cigar while playing. The only highlight of watching Tiger Woods playing is seeing his extremely hot wife, Elin Nordegren, jumping up and down when he wins another tournament. Seeing that a goofy looking guy like Tiger Woods can pull a hot Swedish model, gives my mongoloid looking ass hope that when I become a multi millionaire, I might actually have a chance to put my penis in something that looks like that.

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