Jillian Barberie of Fox NFL Sunday

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The NFL kicked off its preseason tonight on Fox and of course that means it won’t be much longer until I get to wake up each Sunday morning with the sexy Jillian Barberie. Fox puts on the best pregame show, but since they replaced Jimmy Kimmel with Frank Caliendo, all I look forward to is Jillian’s weather report. Hell I almost watched the gayness that was Skating With the Stars, just because she was on it. During football season, she always has a spot high on my top 10 list. Besides being hot and bisexual, as gay as it sounds I absolutely love her personality. She seems like the type of girl that would make a trip to a museum just as much fun as a night of bar hopping. Jillian also has a big heart and works to prevent animal cruelty and she has even adopted a ton of pets. Despite my horrid allergies, I would gladly suffer thru the sneezing and shortness of breath to play with those puppies. I always figured I would one day just happen to walk in on her all alone in front of the green screen and be able to offer her a helping hand. The next morning, Terry Bradshaw would make a comment on the air to the producer, “I m wondering why there are finger prints all over the desk? I can’t see my monitor. Heck that one almost looks like a butt. Was Jack Hanna in here earlier with some Asian snails? Cause there’s sticky snail trails all over the desk.” Sadly, she recently got married and my fantasy of having my way with her on the set of the Fox NFL Sunday Pregame Show will now never come true. Thankfully I have these pictures of her, a towel and an active imagination.

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Peace love and hair grease


The first 6 pictures are HQ, so if you happen to have dial up dont email me bitching about the images loading slowly.








Can I get a YEEEHAW?? Yes that was just as lame as a "ride 'em cowgirl" comment, but I am going on 2 hours sleep, so fuck off

She doesnt mind giving it a blow


Sorry Jillian, even with your sexy ass, Skating With The Stars was just still too gay for me to watch


If the Weather Channel had hot lesbian weather reporters, they would be number 1 in the ratings


Jillian + beer = dirty unprotected sex or does it equal volunteering at a homeless shelter? I was never really good at math, so Im not too sure