Keeley Hazell Topless Uk FHM November 2006

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I wasn’t planning on posting anything tonight, but these new topless pictures of my future ex wife Keeley Hazell take priority over my plans of a drunken debauchery filled evening. WWJ’s Senior Staff Photographer is still on assignment in England and since he hasn’t checked in for a couple days I am not sure if he has had any success securing a lock of Keeley’s hair and one of her many thongs to add to my stalker worthy collection. I am sure if I lived in England I would continually get my ass kicked and be issued a world record amount of restraining orders just for following her around or peeping in her windows. However I feel that an ass kicking and jail time is a small price to pay to show your dream girl how much you care. I am pretty sure after seeing the shrine I made in my closet, she would drop the restraining orders and we would move to the English countryside and live happily ever after. Until then, I will continue to have candle lit dinners and laugh about the good ole days with my brunette blow up doll. See you bitches never knew I was a romantic.

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Peace love and hair grease