Lucy Pinder 2007 Calendar

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. In my on going quest to prove my British Big Boob Theory, I give you Lucy Pinder. Unlike the other ladies that appear in the UK’s men magazines, Miss Pinder never shows all of her massive cans. No, she has become a master at the art of the nipple cover. Perhaps she has weird nipples and is insecure. Maybe one is an innie and one is an outtie or she has those long National Geographic ones that you could hang your clothes on. I have a hypothesis that her nipples omit a powerful laser, much like Cyclopes eyes in X-Men. You may think I am crazy, but we will see who is crazy when the British invasion starts and you see footage of Lucy ripping her bra off to take out our troops with her killer high beams!!

As always send hate mail to jimmy@NationalGeographicNipples.net

Peace love and hair grease