Elisha Cuthbert

Its time once again for another stalker worthy WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day, because back then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot hoes all on me Before I went to bed the other night, I made the mistake of watching the cock teasing film The Girl Next Door, staring Elisha Cuthbert. I love this movie, but I think it is bullshit to have a movie about a porn star that never shows her cans. The girl drips so much sex in that movie that I couldn’t sleep the other night, until I came home and looked at my vast collection of pictures and screen caps from the movie. You haven’t seen The Girl Next Door, then you’re missing out and need to go out and buy it right now. You may know her from the hit show 24, in which she plays Jack Bauer’s daughter. If Jack Bauer knew half the things I want to do to his daughter, he would kill me with mind bullets. I decided to also include a hot video of some of her best work and some animated gifs. The page is slowly under going some changes, so any ideas you kids have shoot them my way.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@JackBauerHasTwoSpeedsWalkAndKill.com

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Mila Kunis helps add some hot lesbo tension


The Girl Next Door is a cock tease

WORK IT...WORK IT




This video has all of her best scenes and well worth the squeeze

Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria Finally Together in Bikinis

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have been told that none of my dreams would ever come true and that I was wasting precious time and energy that could be used to reach more attainable goals. Well, well, well, it turns out my 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Castro was not only a filthy whore, but she was also a fucking liar!! Yeah guess what Bitch? George Lucas, even though they sucked, did make more Star Wars movies and thanks to advancements in technology and my digital playground, more of my dreams turn into reality everyday. Today it is two of Hollywood’s sexiest Latinas, Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria, coming together for some fun on the beach. Ok so maybe Mrs. Castro was right about my dreams of fame and fortune and the fact that these pictures were made with photoshop means my dreams of them rubbing strawberry flavored sun tan lotion all over each other really hasn’t happened. Despite those facts, she was still a bitch for trying to crush a young boy’s dreams.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@StrawberryFlavoredSunTanLotion.net

Peace love and hair grease

The Orginal Pictures

At least he knows he is a lucky bastard


Thank God for zoom lens and photoshop

Yes I know there is no such thing as strawberry flavored sun tan lotion...yet

The Ends

Girls of MySpace in Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks, its time for another WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Today’s HBOTD comes from MySpace, the sexual predator’s playground, and the stuck together pages of Playboy. MySpace has thousands of super hot attention whores, none of which will add me as their friend, because my MySpace page has a real picture of me and my actual age. I guess attention whores don’t want attention from an old creepy bald guy that watches Star Wars and still wears Spiderman UnderRoos. Thanks to Playboy I don’t have to beg these girls to add me anymore, as I can now drool over them in all their glory. I also incuded the link to each girls MySpace page, maybe you will have better luck then me and get them to add you.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@AttentionWhore.net

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ANA GEORGEAN
From the wad of cash on her ankle, I can only assume she is in Med School. Ask her expert advice on your pulled groin at her MySpace page





BETTY LIPSTICK
Only one Sucide Girl?? Go to her MySpace pageand ask about her tats.



BRITTANY FUCHS
Her name is Porn Star worthy!! Miss Fuchs would love to hear from you so leave her a comment on her MySpace Page





CARRIE VAUGHN
Her MySpace name is Miss Plastic. I am not sure why she chose that name, I thought they were real.





CHANTAL ALEXANDRIA
Seems like she likes a stiff board between her legs. You can ask her about it on her MySpace Page





HEATHER LUTZ
I now know I have been going to the wrong bars, because I have never seen a MySpace bar girl like this. Heather actualy looks just like one of my best friends. Sadly I will never get to cross that friendship line.





HEATHER LYNN
I LOVE THIS GIRL!! She has one of my favorite bands as the song on her MySpace page and she is into the UFC!!





JESKA VARDINSKI
She is punk rawk bitches!!! Ask her to join you in the mosh pit on her MySpace Page





JESSICA_DIFEO
There isnt much on this MILF's MySpace page,but does that really matter?

Keeley Hazel Nude in June FHM

Before I leave for the weekend, I figured I had just enough time to post up one more WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. My buddy Tim has been bugging me for months to do a post on Keeley Hazel, but since everyone has seen all the pictures of her the net has to offer, I waited until some more surfaced. Last week some new pictures of her finally came my way, but I was lazy and didn’t post them right away and I am sure everyone has seen them by now. If you have seen them already, congratulations you get to see them again, but if by some chance you’re a moron and complain about me posting hot nude pictures of Keeley that have already made there way around the net and back again, then guess what buddy, your gay and might want to come out of the closet. For those of you that do prefer taco’s over sausage, enjoy Keeley and her amazing 32E’s.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@PinkTacoStand.com

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Here are the goods!!!

The End

Video of the Day - Jenna Jameson Plays Whack A Mole

Jenna Jameson has had a ton of experience whacking trouser snakes, but this time she trys her skills by whacking some moles. Only Jenna could make playing Whack A Mole this hot.

as always send hate mail to jimmy@WhackMyMole.net

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Interactive Catalog - Lesbians Sell Clothes

I hadn’t planned on doing another post tonight, but then my buddy Tim sent me a link to the best catalog ever. Have you ever wanted to buy your girlfriend or wife the clothes you saw in a porno? Well thanks to this super hot interactive catalog now you can. This is marketing genius. Nothing sells clothes better then two hot lesbians getting it on. I don’t even have a girl friend and I already bought three things.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@HornyShoppers.net

Peace love and hair grease

Christina Aguilera Nude in GQ

One for the money, two for the bitches, three to get ready, and four to hit the switches, its time for another WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day!! Well I had planned on brining you some new Keeley Hazel, until I saw Christina Aguilera’s nude spread in the newest GQ. I know a lot of people don’t like Xtina, because she sometimes dresses like a dirty little whore and other times she looks like a blowup doll. I however don’t care if she is a dirty little whore, because a shot of penicillin will help clear that up rash and since my Jenna Jameson blow up doll had an unfortunate accident with a candle, I really dig the fact that she looks just like my Jenna. Will I ever get a chance to live out my fantasy of having Xtina model her vast collection of Fredericks of Hollywood outfits while she sings nursery rhymes to me, perhaps? I think I could hook up with her and it’s not because she is a slut. No, Xtina likes scrawny little Jewish guys who always have a five o’clock shadow. I just need a yamaka and I will have her hitting those high notes in no time.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@Yamakas_R_Us.com

Peace love and hair grease

The nude, but all covered up GQ spread ** UPDATE** Pics are now in HQ


Here are some more hot pictures of her teasing the camera







Deep Throat....Really? I think I am in love

handcuffs??? DAMN I love this girl

Showing her O Face

See, she does look just like my Jenna


Here are some See Thru, Nipple Slip and Topless pictures of Xtina






THE END

Jenny McCarthy June FHM

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Awhile back, Amy McCarthy wore the HBOTD crown and now it is time for her sister Jenny to follow in her footsteps. I know several guys that can’t stand her outgoing and crazy personality, but I eat that shit up like a fat kid with a box of Twinkies. Her newest and hottest spread in FHM has her dressing up as several fairy book bitches. Now granted she got paid a lot to put these outfits on, but I have no doubt Jenny would wear and do anything you asked her and that is one reason I love her. I have always had a thing for Jenny McCarthy and still have faith I will get to have that drunken night in Vegas with her that I have dreamed of for years. Most likely I will just have to save some money up, fly to Vegas and thumb through the escort book until I found a whore that resembled Jenny. I know it will cost more for them to wear fairy tale outfits, however I am not sure if you have to pay extra to call an escort by a different name or not. Besides her new pictures from FHM, I included some of her sporting black hair and still looking damn hot.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@BigBadWolf.net

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In case you forgot what she looks like naked here are a couple of her pictures from Playboy spread from December



Hey why not some old school, big bush Playboy shots too


The End

Tricia Helfer

We flip, flop and serve hoes like flapjacks, its time for another installment of the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I had planned on bringing you Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Carolyn Murphy and a clip from her sex tape, but then I realized I haven’t cared about the SI Swimsuit issue for 4 years and nobody knows who the hell she is. After deciding not to bring you Carolyn and her large nipples, I was at a lost of who to bring to you next. Then on Saturday, I finally took a lot of peoples advice and sat down with the Battlestar Galactica DVD box set and I fell in love with a robot. No it wasn’t the old clunky silver robots from the lame 70’s show; it was blonde bombshell Tricia Helfer. If you haven’t watched Battlestar yet, you’re missing out on a good show and this hot piece of ass and her red dress. Until Saturday, I only thought it was possible to pull one to the Sci Fi Channel if you were a level 25 wizard with a large collection of cardboard swords. I am now hooked on this show and the sex craved blonde robot. If Tricia looks familiar it’s because she was in the NBC movie about Charlie’s Angels in which she donned nipple plastic extensions when she played Farah Fawcett. Yes I said nipple extension, not every woman has huge nipples like Farah that you could hang your clothes from.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@NippleExtensionWarehouse.com

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Sex Craved robots!?!? I cant wait for the future!!


Hell of a lot better then Lucy, Cameron and that fat ass Drew


Better then the orginal?













WWJ favorite the classic Nipple Slip