World Cup Match Ups for Saturday 7-1-06

Saturday's GAMES

France VS Brazil


England VS Portugal






Friday's WINNERS

Italy opened a can of Ragu flavored whoop ass on Ukraine






Germany squeked by Argentina with a PK

Jessica Alba Gets A New Dog and Playboy Playmate Raquel Gibson Nude

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. My obsession with Jessica Alba has brought me many wonderful things such as verbal death threats from her body guards, restraining orders, visits from the FBI and now it looks like a vicious dog bite is in my future. It seems Jessica has purchased herself a very cute, but deadly, pit bull. Now this would thwart most people, but Jessica has no clue that my modeling career was cut short due to a dog biting of half of my face off. Yes, sadly this is true story. Granted the dog was no pit bull, but just because he looked like Benji doesn’t mean he wasn’t mean son of a bitch. My chance of being a male model was crushed and now I am forced to wear a stretchy mask to cover up the huge scar on my face. The agency, after seeing my scar told me never to come back and I lost out on a huge commercial that would have catapulted my career. I also developed a huge fear of dogs, but after several years of therapy, I have almost overcome my fear and I no longer run and hide from small dogs. I don’t think another dog bite will be able to keep me away from my daily stalking rituals, but it was a good try Jess!! Since there are no new uber hot pics of Jessica, I included some of Playboy Playmate and Jessica Alba look-alike, Raquel Gibson, for you to drool over.

As always send hate mail to Jimmy@StillStalkingJessica.net

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Jessica makes walking the dog sexy


I can see you Jimmy, get out of those bushes before I sic my dog on you


Looks like Jessica got me a present with a big bow. Cant wait to unwrap it!?!??!


That furry lil bastard is kissing my woman!!!


Raquel Gibson aka Jessica Alba look-a-like










THE ENDS

World Cup Match Ups for Friday 6-30-06

Sorry for the lack of updates, but my ISP sucks and I cant do anything about their shitty service. For the five minutes it is actually working, I thought I would post the World Cup Match Ups for Friday June 30th. Now that there are only 8 teams left, the winner posts will be more revealing.


Friday's GAMES

Germany VS Argentina


Italy VS Ukraine

Porn Stars In and Out of Their Clothes - Jenna Jameson, Tawny Roberts, Tera Patrick, Sunrise Adams, Savannah Samson, Janine and more

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I decided to check the page stats the other day and I was surprised by the number of hits the Tera Patrick FHM pictures have been getting. I guess you guys and some of you gals like looking at fully clothed porn stars. That being the case I decided to bring you some pictures from the ultimate coffee table book, Porn Star Portraits. Since I am such a nice guy, I have left the pictures out of the guy porn stars, because I, nor any of my loyal readers, all 4 of them, want to see huge dugans. These pictures from photographer, Timothy Greenfield-Sanders, have also been shown at some art galleries across the US. So, if your girl friend or wife has been complaining that you never take her to any cultural events, surprise her and take her to an art show you will actually enjoy. Chances are you will get laid after the date and if not at least you got to see some boobs.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@ArtOrPorn.net

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Belladonna

Briana Banks

Christy Canyon


Gina Lynn

Ginger Lynn


Heather Hunter

Janine Lindemulder

Jenna Jameson


Jesse Jane


Kira Kener

Mari Possa

May Ling Su


Nina Hartley

Reina Leone


Savanna Samson

Sharon Mitchell


Sunrise Adams

Tera Patrick

WWJ's All Time Favorite Porn Star Tawny Roberts

World Cup Match Ups for Friday 6-23-06

Friday's GAMES

Ukraine VS Tunisia


Switzerland VS Korean Republic


Saudi Arabia VS Spain


Togo VS France


Thursday's WINNERS

Crotia tied Australia



Italy


Brazil



Ghana

World Cup Match Ups for Thursday 6-22-06

Thursday's GAMES

Japan VS Brazil


Czech Republic VS Italy


Ghana VS Team America


Crotia VS Australia


Wednesday's WINNERS

Netherlands tied Argentina


Iran tied Angola


Cote d' Ivoire


Portugal

Keeley Hazell Plays Tennis in June's Zoo

Keeping your pimp hand strong for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I wasn’t planning on doing another post tonight, until WWJ’s own Internet Gansta, Tim sent in these pictures of Keeley Hazell in Zoo. So once again her 32 E’s have bumped the HBOTD’s I had planned till later in the week, but I honestly doubt you mind. So enjoy Keeley paying tribute to the hot bitches of tennis.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@DoubleFault.net

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THE END

World Cup Match Ups for Wednesday 6-21-06

Wednesday's GAMES

Netherlands VS Argentina


Iran VS Angola


Cote d' Ivoire VS Serbia & Montenegro




TUESDAY's WINNERS

Germany


Poland


Paraguay


Sweden and England tied

World Cup Match Ups for Tuesday 6-20-06

Tuesday's GAMES

Ecuador VS Germany


Costa Rica VS Poland


Paraguay VS Trinidad


Sweden VS England


MONDAY's WINNERS

Switzerland


Ukraine


Spain

Keeley Hazell In and Out of Black Lingerie HQ pictures

Flipping, flopping, and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Well I had two HBOTD’s lined up and both have been bumped, so I could bring you these amazing HQ pictures of Keeley Hazell. Each time new pictures of her come out, I fall deeper in love with her and those heavenly 32 E’s . I am sure she already has one, but I would pay to be her bitch for a day. I am seriously thinking of moving to England, because it is just too hard to stalk someone when they live in another country. Despite my undying love for her, I am contemplating suing her for giving me tennis elbow, so if any lawyers are interested in taken up my case, send me an email. Remember these pictures are HQ, so if you have a slow connection they may take awhile to load, but trust me it is worth the wait.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@KeeleysBitch.org

Peace love and hair grease

World Cup Match Ups for Monday 6-19-06

Monday's GAMES

Toga VS Swizterland


Saudi Arabia VS Ukraine


Spain VS Tunisa


SUNDAY's WINNERS

Brazil


Japan and Coratia ended in a tie


Korea and France also ended up in a tie

Super Torrents Invites

One of the best torrent sites out there, Super Torrents is going private and not allowing anymore invites. I am going to unload the 20 invites I have, so if you want in on this send me an a email and I will send you a invite before the doors close next Saturday. Make sure you label the email Super Torrents Invite.

as always send hate mail and invite request to wrestlewithjimmy@gmail.com

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World Cup Match Ups for Sunday 6-18-06

SUNDAY's GAMES

France VS Korean Republic


Brazil VS Australia


Japan VS Croatia


SATURDAY's WINNERS

Portugal


Ghana upset the Czech's and kept Team America's hopes alive , so they get some extra love



Despite horrid calls, Team America down a man tied Italy

World Cup Matches for Saturday 6-17-06

To prevent people from bitching about the pictures being NSFW, from now on The WWJ's World Cup Match Up's will no longer be posted on the main page and will only be here on the HBOTD page. Dont forget to vote for the girl you want to see more of in the comment section, just in case her team gets eliminated early you will still get to see her full spread along with the winner of the World Cup.

Saturday's Games


Portugal VS Iran



Italy VS Team America ( Fuck Yeah!!!)


Czech Republic VS Ghana



Friday's Winners


Argentina


Netherlands


Mexico and Angola tied so no extra love for them

World Cup Match Ups for Friday 6-16-06

The World Cup started last Friday and even though Team America is ranked 5th in the world, most Americans could care less. The common reasons people give for not caring about soccer range from the games being too slow, having low scores and being very gay. I figured I could try to make the World Cup more exciting and a lot less gay for the average American, by bringing you the WWJ HBOTD World Cup Match Ups. The winning teams will be highlighted each day as I will post a couple of pictures of some hotties representing their team by wearing nothing but body painted uniforms. The girl representing the winner of the World Cup will then have her own post. I will also do a full post of the hottie you guys and gals like the most, so vote for your favorite girl in the comment section.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@SoccerIsntGay.net

Peace love and hair grease

The Teams


Angola, Argentina, Australia


Brazil, Costa Rica, Cote d'Ivoire



Croatia, Czech Republic, Ecuador


England, France, Germany



Ghana, Iran, Italy



Japan, Korean Republic, Mexico



Netherlands, Paraguay, Poland


Portugal, Saudi Arabia, Serbia & Montenegro


Spain, Sweden, Switzerland


Togo, Trinidad & Tobago, Tunisia


Ukraine , USA






Thursday's Winners


England


Sweden


Ecuador


Friday's Games

WHO YOU GOT?

Keeley Hazell and the World Cup

We here at WWJ know it’s hard out there for a pimp, when you’re trying to get the money for the rent, for the Cadillac’s and for gas money spent. That’s why we keep your pimp hand strong by bringing you the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I had planned on posting these pictures Friday to kick off the WWJ’s HBOTD World Cup Match Ups, but I held off hoping to come across some better scans or HQ pics. Sadly I didn’t find any and I feel it’s not right for me not to share yet another amazing set of Keeley Hazell pictures. Thanks once again to WWJ’s Internet Gansta, for being prompt and sending in these pictures over a week ago. One day I will get my shit together and not wait a week to post the great stuff he finds. The much anticipated WWJ’s HBOTD World Cup Match Ups will hopefully begin tomorrow.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL.net

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Vida Guerra Nude In July Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Traditional media is finally realizing that there is money to be made from using internet celebrities. Andy Milonakis has a show on MTV, Perez Hilton and Trent are constantly in tabloids and on TV shows giving there celeb scoops, Tucker Max and Maddox are New York Times Best Sellers, and a couple months ago FSU Cowgirl Jenn Sterger made it into the pages of Playboy. This month Playboy turns once again to the internet as Miss. Budunkadunk herself, Vida Guerra graces the cover and pages of Playboy. Thankfully Playboy realized they pissed off me and the millions and millions of perverts, when the much hyped pictorial of Jenn turned out to only be one picture and they had the bitch covering up the goods. This time we have a full nude spread of the owner of what is arguably the world’s best ass. The thing is so perfect scientist could calibrate their high tech instruments to it.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@MissBudunkadunkFanClub.net

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BOOTY BOOTY ROCKING EVERYWHERE!?!?!?


Muy Caliente




UNDALAY UNDALAY..ARIBA ARIBA!!!!




The End

Tera Patrick in FHM

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I got in the newest issue of FHM the other day and I was kind of surprised to see porn star Tera Patrick on the cover. Now maybe it is just me, but does anybody care to see a pictorial of a fully clothed porn star? I have seen Tera contorted to the shape of a pretzel, while a hot blonde shoved a piece of plastic the size of my arm up her cooter and a midget in an Oompa Loompa outfit plowed her Hershey Highway. Now maybe if I was 7 and had never seen one of her many films, these pictures would excite me more then the female Power Rangers and my babysitter ever did. So if you happen to be 7, enjoy the pictures of Tera and her tiny leather outfit from the July FHM. For those of you older then 7, I also included some pictures of Tera wearing nothing and having some hot lesbo action.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@TheOompaLoompaCassanova.net

Peace love and hair grease

The hot but fully clothed pictures from FHM





ahhh there is the Tera we all know and love


Nothing beats hot girl on girl action



Add WWJ's all time favorite porn star Tawny Roberts and a piece of plastic to the mix and you will end up with tennis elbow and a stiff towel on your floor



The Ends

Keeley Hazell In Lingerie - HBOTD Banner Inspiration

I have had a ton of people ask me, and by a ton of people I mean two, who is that fine piece of ass in the new HBOTD banner? Well I spent several days researching the thousands of pictures in my vast collection of spank worthy material, just to find the perfect girl for the new banner. After the smoke cleared and the tissues dried, Keeley Hazell and her amazing 32 E’s stood out as the perfect choice. Now I give you the inspiration for the new banner, HQ pictures of Keeley in some sexy lingerie.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@BetweenKeeleysTwins.com

Peace love and hair grease




Who better then Keeley to greet you each time you visit WWJ's HBOTD. Ok Bea Arthur would be a close second..I'll give you that


THE END

Jessica Alba Look a Like, Raquel Gibson Nude In Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. If you haven’t imagined what Jessica Alba looks like naked, well congrats you’re gay and you win a brand new rainbow sticker for your Volkswagen. I and many others, women and gays included, have spent countless hours imagining what is underneath those Vickies. I have spent even more hours searching every movie she has been in frame by frame for the slightest glimpse of her naughty parts. My DVD player now needs an old school VCR tracking switch for when I watch Honey and Into the Blue. Despite all my searching, the closest I have come has been the almost nip slip and partial areola picture and her see thru dress pictures, all of which I included below. I am a lazy bastard and now my imagination can be just as lazy, thanks to Playboy Playmate and Jessica Alba look a like, Raquel Gibson. Thank God I don’t have a CD of Jessica Alba’s voice to be my soundtrack when I look at these pictures of Raquel. I think it would result in me developing the world’s worst case of tennis elbow. Sadly, the collection of pictures I have acquired of Raquel will only satisfy my Jessica Alba craving for a short time. I do have a solid plan to get Jessica Alba naked in Playboy or in a film. I am going to take up a collection to pay off a kid dying with cancer. He will then use his Make a Wish to ask Jessica Alba to pose in Playboy. How could Jessica say no to a dying kid when his last wish is to see one of the most beautiful women in the world naked? I will set up a Pay Pal account for all those wishing to help the cause.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@TheLeague_Of_JessicaAlbaStalkers.net

Peace love and hair grease

The Fantastic Two made their debut at the premier of Fantastic Four



Ohhhhh so close, but if you squint and look closely you can see some of the goods



Playboy cock teased the world by putting Jessica on the cover



Ok so Raquel isnt Jessica's twin, but she is close enough for me



Playboy trys to make up for cock teasing us