Playboy's The Girls Next Door

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Helping to prove once again how unfair life is, E!’s The Girls Next Door will start its second season this Sunday. Now don’t get me wrong, Hugh Hefner is one of my heroes, but how can any smoking hot 20 year old have sex with him and enjoy it!?! I don’t care how much Viagra the guy takes, his old ass can barely walk, so how the hell is he going to give some young hottie the pounding she wants and needs? I know its all about the fame and money, but honestly how can any woman that’s not in her 70’s get turned on by him. My guess is that behind the mansion is a warehouse that not only has an endless supply of Viagra and downers, but contains more KY Jelly then San Francisco could go through in a decade. Sadly I will never have enough fame and fortune to have 3 hot girlfriends at once or for that matter 3 fugly girlfriends at once. Despite the show depressing the hell out of me, I like it and watch it every week, though I really wish the show was on HBO or Skinemax. It almost seems like a crime to have a show take place in the Playboy Mansion and it not show any T&A. Thankfully, Holly, Bridget and Kendra made up for it on the pages of Playboy a couple months back. Tomorrow I will be drinking heavily at the Family Values Tour, so don’t expect a post. Until next time, enjoy the pictures pervs.

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THE ENDS

Tiger Wood's Wife, Elin Nordegren

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. This week the talk at the water cooler has been on Tiger Woods first win since his father died. Now I find watching golf on TV as exciting as watching the WNBA after taking a handful of downers. This doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy playing golf. I actually love playing golf, bowling, go cart racing and any other sport that you can drink a beer and smoke a good cigar while playing. The only highlight of watching Tiger Woods playing is seeing his extremely hot wife, Elin Nordegren, jumping up and down when he wins another tournament. Seeing that a goofy looking guy like Tiger Woods can pull a hot Swedish model, gives my mongoloid looking ass hope that when I become a multi millionaire, I might actually have a chance to put my penis in something that looks like that.

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Hanna Hilton from Matt's Models

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Today, I thought I would try something different and show some love to a chick that isn’t famous, yet. I know you kids only come here because you love seeing the famous bitches naked but I doubt anyone will complain after seeing all of the smoking hot and busty Hanna Hilton from Matt’s Models. I stumbled across Hanna while doing my daily research and figured it would be selfish of me not to share her and her natural 32 DD’s with you.

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THE END

Gisele Bündchen in Arena August 2006

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have a dream that one day there will be a miracle pill that will cure all STD’s. The day after the pill hits the market, I will be on a plane to Brazil to enjoy a week long sexcapade with as many hot Brazilian women I can pull or money can buy me. One of the many hot exports from Brazil is Victoria’s Secret super model Gisele Bündchen. Just like the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone, her body is considered a national treasuer in Brazil. The girl has an amazing body and her only flaw is that Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis has been inside her. Sadly there is still not a cure all pill for getting firecrotch and since lil Leo has been camping out in Gisele’s happy valley for years, this most likely has lead to a dirty disease infested campsite. Despite all that, I would still love to take a 3 maybe 5 minute camping trip to Gisele’s happy valley.

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Keeley Hazell Nude on Page 3

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It’s time for part 2 of my apology for the covered up Keeley Hazell post. I feel like a bowl of ass today, so no witty commentary bitches, its straight to the T&A that you come here for. The finale, aka part 3 should be up sometime this weekend and I promise it will almost be as big as Keeley’s 32 E’s.

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Save your emails about her being clothed in these first 4 pictures, I needed to post some of her clothed for the main page



Look boobies!! Happy now bitches?







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Keeley Hazell World Cup Rubdown in July's Zoo

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It seems a lot of people were pissed about the lack of skin in the last Keeley Hazell post, so I decided to make it up to you with 3 new Keeley posts this week. The first one up is Keeley’s World Cup Rubdown from the latest issue of Zoo. You may remember her last World Cup pictorial in Zoo, but if not you can click here to refresh your memory. More of the beautiful Keeley and her amazing 32 E’s tomorrow.

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The End

Clueless star Stacey Dash Nude in Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The other day someone, lets call him Affirmative Action Jackson, asked me this hard hitting question. “Why haven’t you had a black girl as the HBOTD?” This person assumed that since I was from the south, I was just another redneck racist and that was the only reason for the lack of color here on the HBOTD. For the record I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white and being from the south doesn’t automatically make me a redneck. Hell I grew up in the ghetto and as a minority. Truth is that I have posted pictures of white, Latino, Asian and yes even black girls on here, though I will admit a black girl has never had her own post until now. It’s been 11 years since Clueless hit theaters and I still have dreams about being underneath Cher, Amber and Dionne as they have a lingerie pillow fight. Stacey Dash, who played Dionne, is now 40 and she is showing off her goodies in next months Playboy. This isn’t the first time she has showed some skin, so I included those pictures along with her Playboy spread. Maybe now that I have shown a sister some HBOTD love this will prove that I am not “Da Man” and not just out to hold the black man down.

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Even though Alica is no longer hot, I would still pay to join the pillow fight


I wonder if those chocolate candies would melt in my mouth and not in my hands

Seems she had some nude scenes before she got her implants



The Playboy pictures of the now 40 year old Stacey






The Ends

World Cup Match Ups - Italy Wins the World Cup

The World Cup finals were held on Sunday and Italy beat France on penalty kicks to capture sports most coveted title. I could careless about Italy winning, but I take pleasure in anything that pisses off the French. The biggest news was France’s Zidane head butting Italy’s Materazzi in the second overtime. This was the first time a French man wasn’t a pussy and acted like he actually has some balls and for this he was awarded the Golden Ball for being the tournaments best player. There have been so many votes it has been hard to keep up, but it’s still not too late to vote for your favorite World Cup girl. Germany is in the lead and unless another vote comes in she will have her own post later this week.


















The End

World Cup Match Ups The Finals

The World Cup is down to two teams and on Sunday they will face off to determine the winner of the 2006 World Cup.


There is only one time a handball is legal

Thanks to a bogus call, France beat Portugal to move on to the finals














Host country Germany lost when Italy scored in the closing minutes of the second overtime











THE FINALS are on Sunday July 9th WHO YOU GOT!??!


Before the big game, the battle for 3rd Place will take place on Saturday


Dont forget to vote for the girl you want to see more of and she and the winner of the World Cup will have their own post. As of now Germany is in the lead.

Keeley Hazell in August 2006 FHM

Flipping, flopping, and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I know it’s only a day after America’s independence from the Brits, but God Bless England for giving us Keeley Hazell. Last time I checked, my list of all the dirty things I want to do to Keeley Hazell, was up to 1,334. After seeing these pictures of her from the August FHM, I will be adding a couple more pages to the list. Sadly those amazing 32E’s and the rest of her naughty parts are all covered up, because these are from the US edition of FHM. Just because the goods are covered up, doesn’t mean that these pictures aren’t worth a long hard look.

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Yes, I know that FHM recycled these old pictures, but there may be one person who hasnt seen them yet, so save your email asshole.

World Cup Match Ups The Semifinals

Only four teams are left in this years World Cup. WHO YOU GOT???


Tuesday, July 4, 2006
GERMANY _ ITALY

Wensday, July 5, 2006
PORTUGAL _ FRANCE


Dont forget to vote for the girl you want to see more of and she will get a full post along with the girl representing the World Cup winner

Erica Durance aka Lois Lane on Smallville

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Superman Returns hit theaters last Wednesday and despite the horrible casting of the flaming Brandon Routh as Superman and the fugliness know as Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane, the movie is actually worth the price of a ticket and will probably have an opening of 80 to 90 million. So what does this movie have to do with the HBOTD you may ask? Well nothing actually. Kate Bosworth is not worthy of being a HBOTD, but Erica Durance, who plays Lois Lane on Smallville, is. Now I don’t watch Smallville, so maybe Erica’s acting abilities are comparable to that of Corky from Life Goes On and that could be the reason she wasn’t cast in this role. Does anyone care if she can’t act, no because the damsel in distress only needs to be a good piece of eye candy in a wet t-shirt. She doesn’t have to have an extensive background doing Shakespeare and Tony award wining plays, which still makes me wonder how the hell Kate Bosworth got this role. Perhaps she had a wager with director Bryan Singer that was decided on a game of Dance Dance Revolution, but most likely she picked up a skill or two while filming Wonderland.

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So before Erica got her implants, she showed her cans in House of the Dead or something like that. Here are the screen caps from it.

World Cup Match Ups Saturday's Winners

Saturday's WINNERS

Portugal beat England with PKs






France stunned Brazil and now thousands of beautiful women in Brazil are sad and WWJ is willing to comfort each one and help turn those smiles upside down