Thursday, August 31, 2006

Playboy's Girls of the SEC

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So all week I have been getting you guys and girls ready for the start of the college football season with my ground breaking three part series : Naked College Girls and the Men ( and in some cases that are really hot, Women) Who Love Them. Earlier in the week it was the girls of the ACC, yesterday it was the girls of the Pac 10 and today it’s the girls from my favorite conference, the SEC. I am not sure why Playboy thinks all girls in the south are rednecks that drive from their trailer on a ATV to go fishing, but for some reason when they are naked it works.

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GOOOOOO DAWGS!!!!

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Keeley Hazell Premiership Strip from Zoo

Well I hadn’t planned on doing two HBOTD posts today, but anytime I get new pictures of my future ex wife, the amazing Keeley Hazell, I am going to post them immediately. Is it wrong or just sad, that these pictures are the highlight of my week? Well I really don’t care what you think of my so called “obsession”, I am in love with Keeley and I will continue to follow my heart and by heart I mean my penis and by penis I mean, well my penis actually. So here are some brand new pictures of Keeley Hazell and her heavenly 32 E’s showing off the jersey’s of the Premier League. These pictures are just more proof to help support my British Big Boob Conspiracy!!

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Playboy's Girls of the Pac 10

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flap jacks for over 30 years; it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Time for part two of my ground breaking three part series: Naked College Girls and the Men (and in some cases that are really hot, Women) Who Love Them. Yesterday I highlighted the Girls of the ACC and today it’s the girls of the Pac 10 turn to show what they got. Maybe it’s me, but the girls of the Pac 10 make the girls of the ACC look like a bunch of sloth toed mongoloids. My favorite conference, the SEC, is up tomorrow. Also dont forget to email me if you want in on the 69th Annual WWJ College Football Challenge, details are on the Girls of the ACC post.

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Playboy's Girls of the ACC

Flipping Flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years; it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. College football starts back this week and we here at WWJ couldn’t be more excited about the coming season. To help celebrate the coming season, this week I will be posting Playboy’s Girls of the ACC, the Pac 10 and the SEC. Today it’s the Girls of the ACC, so enjoy pervs.

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A ton of people have been asking me, and by a ton of people, I mean 2, if I am going to do a college football poll like I did on my other site last year. Well I figured I would leave it up to you guys. If enough people are interested, the 69th Annual WWJ College Football Challenge will start next week. It’s FREE to play and last year’s winner, Soyner walked away with a $50 gift card to the store of his choice. So if you want in you have to email me. DON’T leave a comment in the post or chatterbox saying you want in, because I will need your email addey, so I can contact everyone with the games and point standings.

To get in on the 69th Annual WWJ College Football Challenge send an email with Football Challenge as the subject to wrestlewithjimmy@gmail.com

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Friday, August 25, 2006

The British Big Boob Conspiracy - Saskia Howard Clarke and Lucy Pinder in Nude Nuts Magazine

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I normally don’t believe the crazy conspiracy theories about governments, but after researching several magazines from England, I now have my own theory. I believe the British government, in an attempt to help exterminate the nation’s stereotype of horrid teeth, released an enzyme into the water supply that instead of helping make teeth sparkle, it made hot young British girls grow enormous fun bags. Yes it’s the British Big Boob Conspiracy. Don’t believe me and think I am crazy? Pick up any magazine from England and try to find one hot girl with a cup size smaller then a full C. I will help start your research by providing you some pictures of Saskia Howard Clarke and Lucy Pinder in Nuts magazine. Now unfortunately Lucy has “class” and never shows off her full rack, but Saskia has no problem showing the world what’s behind her Victoria’s Secret. Have fun trying to prove my conspiracy theory wrong bitches!!

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Playboy's Girls of College

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Monday a ton of colleges started their fall semesters and what better way to celebrate higher education then with Playboy’s Girls of College. I am starting to get extremely nervous about my decision to leave a steady income and go back to school full time, but on the other hand I am excited at all the potential barley legal booty that I will be surrounded by. I don’t know what school these girls attend, hell I don’t care if they are even in school, so save your emails asking me where they go. They are hot and naked and that’s all that you should care about.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@BarleyLegalCoEds26TheKegger.com

Peace love and hair grease

Sororities beware WWJ will be back on campus real soon!!!




If girls did this when they break down, Id learn to be a mechanic


Sadly I still have yet to find a girl willing to wear the Catholic school girl outfit






This time around, I think I will find out where the library is at










The Ends

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Playboy's Top Ten Party Schools of 2006

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Several colleges started back today and by tomorrow morning a majority of the students will be naked, hung-over and wondering where they are and who the hell is the girl next to them. Damn I really miss college. After remembering how much fun I used to have and then seeing these pictures from Playboy’s Top Ten Party Schools, I am seriously thinking about enrolling back at UGA. Granted I was kicked out 2 times, but I have grown up and I now can hold my liquor plus I know not to schedule any class before 2 PM. I actually doubt I could get back into UGA, so I am actually going to go back to a smaller school next semester. Sadly I am older now and whatever good looks I had when I was in school have long since faded. However I am still optimistic that I will still have a chance with some sexy co-eds, because there will be at least one or two girls on campus with a thing for older men. Well in case you missed the list here is Playboy’s Top Ten Party Schools for 2006.

1. University of Wisconsin–Madison
2. University of California, Santa Barbra
3. Arizona State University
4. Indiana University
5. San Diego State University
6. Florida State University
7. Ohio University
8. University of Georgia
9. University of Tennessee
10. McGill University


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Peace love and hair grease








How to avoid the freshman 15.. share your food

I dont know what I been told...Canadian pussy's mighty cold.. sound off





Study groups are always fun







Hey it's FSU Cowgirl Jenn Sterger



An you thought that stripper wasnt in med school

Best way to pass it get a tutor thats Asian... I hear they are smart





GOOOO DAWGS!!!!

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Side Boob and Nipple Slip Again

Keeping your pimp hand strong for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Yesterday all the celeb blogs seemed to go nuts over some crappy low rez pictures of Lindsay Lohan showing off some side boob and perhaps some nipple. I thought about posting the picture, but the quality sucked and it had Splash News watermark right over Firecrotch’s tit. Now I’m fine if someone wants to water mark their pictures, hell I do it too because everyone kills my bandwidth by hot linking my pictures in forums. Today the HQ pics minus the water mark showed up, so I figured I would post it just in case one of you pervs hadn’t seen it yet. Despite not liking any thing she has ever done, I must admit I have a thing for Lindsay Lohan. That isn’t saying much because any semi cute girl with big boobs and freckles would make for a fun night of playing connect the dots. I have prayed to 8 lb 6 oz Baby Jesus that one day I will get a chance to prove my long standing hypothesis that Lindsay’s freckles actually form an outline of the Sistine Chapel, but until I get the chance to complete my masterpiece, I will continue to hone my skills by making smiley faces on the large freckled breasts of the drunkest girl at last call.

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Peace love and hair grease


Once seeing the HQ pics it seems it was just a freckle and not a nip slip

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Monday, August 14, 2006

Zoo 100 Sexiest Bodies of 2006

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Zoo decided to put together some pictures of the 100 Sexiest Bodies of 2006 and the winner of course was my future ex wife, Keeley Hazell. If the magazines here in the States filled their pages with a bunch of hot girls showing their fun bags instead of the cock teasing Victoria’s Secret catalog like pictures, I might actually pay for my subscriptions. Thankfully the internet has helped provide pervs like me with easy access to the wonderful magazines of Great Britain.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@GodSaveTheKeeley.net

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The winner of the Sexiest Body of 2006 the future Mrs.WWJ, Keeley Hazell. To celebrate my future ex wife's win, later this week I will do a post of Keeley pictures, almost as big as her amazing 32 E's.

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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Playboy's The Girls Next Door Second Shoot

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The Girls Next Door has started back on the E! and to help promote it Hef’s girls are gracing the pages of Playboy again. This time around Holly, Bridget and Kendra each got to choose their own themed shoot. I still have no clue why I like this show when all it does is remind me how unfair life is, but I guess it is because this is the closest I will ever get to my dream of partying at the Playboy Mansion. I know that no matter how much Viagra he takes, there is no way in hell he can satisfy one 20 year old let alone 3. Despite being extremely jealous of him, I got to give Hef credit for having 3 girlfriends. I am in my prime and I doubt I could juggle 3 hot girls at the same time, but I am still willing to give it a shoot, ladies?? Hell I doubt I could even find 3 ugly girls to agree to the situation Hef has. Perhaps one day I will win the lottery and be able to afford 3 hot girls, but until then I will keep trying to work my magic on the 3 ugly girls.

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Hef is a lucky bastard


Bridget must have a thing for big hairy apes, so she went for a King Kong theme


Every female softball players wet dream, Kendra, opted for some two hand touch on the football field



Holly went for the Marilyn Monroe theme...no dumb ass its not a Madonna theme. Madonna got the idea for the Material Girl video from Marilyn Monroe and no, me knowing that doesnt make me gay..oh ok me knowing that is a lil gay




THE ENDS

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Friday, August 11, 2006

Jillian Barberie of Fox NFL Sunday

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The NFL kicked off its preseason tonight on Fox and of course that means it won’t be much longer until I get to wake up each Sunday morning with the sexy Jillian Barberie. Fox puts on the best pregame show, but since they replaced Jimmy Kimmel with Frank Caliendo, all I look forward to is Jillian’s weather report. Hell I almost watched the gayness that was Skating With the Stars, just because she was on it. During football season, she always has a spot high on my top 10 list. Besides being hot and bisexual, as gay as it sounds I absolutely love her personality. She seems like the type of girl that would make a trip to a museum just as much fun as a night of bar hopping. Jillian also has a big heart and works to prevent animal cruelty and she has even adopted a ton of pets. Despite my horrid allergies, I would gladly suffer thru the sneezing and shortness of breath to play with those puppies. I always figured I would one day just happen to walk in on her all alone in front of the green screen and be able to offer her a helping hand. The next morning, Terry Bradshaw would make a comment on the air to the producer, “I m wondering why there are finger prints all over the desk? I can’t see my monitor. Heck that one almost looks like a butt. Was Jack Hanna in here earlier with some Asian snails? Cause there’s sticky snail trails all over the desk.” Sadly, she recently got married and my fantasy of having my way with her on the set of the Fox NFL Sunday Pregame Show will now never come true. Thankfully I have these pictures of her, a towel and an active imagination.

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The first 6 pictures are HQ, so if you happen to have dial up dont email me bitching about the images loading slowly.








Can I get a YEEEHAW?? Yes that was just as lame as a "ride 'em cowgirl" comment, but I am going on 2 hours sleep, so fuck off

She doesnt mind giving it a blow


Sorry Jillian, even with your sexy ass, Skating With The Stars was just still too gay for me to watch


If the Weather Channel had hot lesbian weather reporters, they would be number 1 in the ratings


Jillian + beer = dirty unprotected sex or does it equal volunteering at a homeless shelter? I was never really good at math, so Im not too sure

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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Paris Hilton Look a Like Natalie Reid Nude in Playboy

Helping to keep your pimp hand strong for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. For some reason there was buzz about Paris Hilton being in this months Playboy, but it turns out its just some hoe that looks like Paris. I still am not sure why everyone is so fascinated with that high dollar skank, especially after watching her sex tape and finding out she is a dead lay, even when she is coked up. Honestly I would enjoy jerking off more watching a National Geographic special on some hidden African tribe or a JC Penny’s catalog from the 50’s, then to watch One Night In Paris or look at these pictures of Paris Hilton look a like Natalie Reid. Ok maybe some of you pervs actually dig those African tribeswoman with the huge breast that sag to their knees and those huge discs in their lips, I can understand that whole being on a safari fantasy thing. I will also admit that there is something nostalgic about the JC Penny’s catalog that takes you back to the dark ages before the internet, but I still can’t understand why anyone has a thing for Paris Hilton. Despite finding these pictures just as boring as Paris Hilton’s sex tape; I said I would post them and except for when I tell a girl after a night of drunken sex, that I will call her later, I am a man of my word. Enjoy the pictures and if you have any old Sears or JC Penny catalogs you want to get rid of, drop me a line.

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Peace love and hair grease





Natalie also did some semi nude modeling , so I thought I would include those too...yawnnnnnn

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Sunday, August 06, 2006

Celebrity Nip Slips and See Throughs, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Cox, Victoria Beckham, Jessica Simpson, etc.

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Before I started this site, I used to have a blog that had my mindless rants on current events, hot bitches of course and my take on the celebrity gossip of the week. At the end of my weekly celeb bashing post Hollywood’s red headed step child The Unnamed Segment, I would include some pictures of celebrity nip slips, see through, up skirts, the rare p slip, and the O Face. Even though I felt the Unnamed Segment was different then all the other celeb sites out there, I steered away from the celeb shit and wound up with whatever the hell this site is now. I get a decent number of hits for this site each day but, it is apparent from the lack of comments that nobody ever reads what I write and they just like looking at the T&A. So here is the T&A part of The Unnamed Segment that I almost thought about doing this week. Yes I know some of these are older pictures, so save your emails telling me and just enjoy the T&A, cracker. Oh I didnt think I had to say this, until I got a email asking why the pictures I posted were so small. Click on the picture to make it bigger you window lickers!!!

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SEE THROUGH

Kiera Knightly is a member of the itty bitty titty commitee, but you sick bastards still would kill to dress her up like a pirate


Superman Returns would have been so much better if they had cast the incredibly sexy Kristin Kreuk instead of that toothpick Kate Bosworth


If this was 1996 this picture of Elizabeth Hurley might have given someone a rise.



Seems Lindsay Lohan started eating again to bring back the twins, she must have finally realized that people only cared for her huge fun bags and not her tremendous acting


Amy Smart has been in a ton of films but for some reason I only remember her topless scene in Road Trip


Anybody know what Christina Milian has done besides sleep with Nick Cannon?


Oh Christina Milian was in that new Jessica Simpson video, so here is the newly single Jessica once again reclaiming her crown as the hottest Simpson sister


Mischa Barton commited career suicide by quiting the OC this year. Soon she will be broke and not be able to afford food. Well I guess that whole not eating thing wont be too rough on her.


Carla Gugino...Sin City..enough said


Ok Gina Gershon hasnt done anything for years, but that scene with her and the sexy voiced Jenifer Tilly in Bound still gives me chills


I couldnt leave out my old favorite target, Tara "VD" Reid. I hate that I missed her when she was in town couple weeks back, maybe Ill make it out next time skank.


Liz Phair not only rocks, she also has great taste in shirts.




I thought Mya died in a plane crash a couple years ago...guess not


For some reason people went ape shit over Victoria Beckham and her plastic parts at the World Cup..I guess Id put my penis in her too


There is some 30 year old nerd in his parents basement that actualy thinks his ability to use the Force resulted in these Natalie Portman pictures. No smart ass it wasnt me, I moved out of my parents house last year.



Upskirt

Ashlee Simpson was the hot Simpson sister for like 2 weeks, but now she is taken on The Olsen Twins & Mischa Barton hippie chick/ bag lady look. Well I guess its a good thing she puts on a great live show...


Nipple Slips

I have been watching Courtney Cox and her pookies on Friends for years. I was hypnotized by the scene in The Longest Yard, where she almost fell out of her dress. Because of this I have had a vision of the most perfect nipples known to man. Thanks to her kid, my dream to finally see them came true and then was crushed by my huge expectations




Kate Moss is one of those girls thats sometimes hot, sometimes fugly, I guess it depends on how much coke she does that day. Those nipples though, damn I swear you could hang your clothes off them.


Dont act like you have never seen The Notebook and dont know who Rachel McAdams is


Tara "VD" Reid shows off her mangled boob again and then checks on her crabs




Topless

I always get Rebeca Gayheart mixed up with that Felicity chick, but does it matter what she's been in when she is topless?


I never watched Laguna Beach, but that doesnt mean I cant appreciate this picture of a coked up Kristen Cavallari


O Face

My guess is Zach Braff didnt make Mandy Moore make this face enough and thats why she dumped him.


One day I will look up from between Jessica's legs and see this face...one day I tell you...one day...


Take a bottomless Playboy Playmate, add some wondering fingers and you get a great O Face from Victoria Silvstedt.


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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Paris Hilton Nude in Playboy?

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Seems there is a ton of buzz about Paris Hilton being nude in the September issue of Playboy. Being we have already seen Paris in all her night vision glory, why anyone would be excited to see Paris in Playboy is beyond me. Well in case you happen to have a raging hard on for Paris Hilton, your in for some bad news. Paris Hilton is not in next months Playboy, rather its former Scores stripper and Paris Hilton look alike, Natalie Reid. Since I haven’t got a hold of those pictures yet ( don’t worry I’ll post them soon), I figured I would bring you something way better then those two skanks. It’s another round with the amazingly hot Hanna Hilton from Matt’s Models. The girl is gorgeous and with those amazing 32 DD sugar tits, she has way more to offer then both Paris and Natalie combined.
As always send hate mail to jimmy@SugarTits.org

Peace love and hair grease

In case you missed the last time I posted pictures of Hanna, just click here to see the previous post.











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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Torrie Wilson in September FHM plus Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Everyone knows former WWE Diva Stacy Keibler from Dancing With The Stars, but unless you watch wrestling you may not know another WWE Diva, Torrie Wilson. I have had a thing for Torrie since 1999 when she first debuted in WCW, and what’s not to love about that amazing body. This month Torrie graces the cover and pages of FHM. The FHM pictures are hot, but I figured most of you are too lazy to use your imagination so I added a couple of pictures from her two spreads in Playboy.

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The FHM spread










With former WWE Diva Sable


Just Torrie and her puppies





The End

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