Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Christina Ricci Topless New Bird Tattoo

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Nothing warms my….. heart more, then when a celebrity decides to show off her assets. You may know Christina Ricci from her appearances on Grey’s Anatomy or Ally McBeal, but I only know her as the creepy little girl that played Wednesday Addams, in the Addams Family movies. Well Wednesday grew up to become a creepy hottie with huge breasts. Her breasts actually became so big that, she sadly got a breast reduction a few years back. She has had her share of see thru pictures over the years and even appeared topless in some movie no one saw. Well today, a topless picture of her showing off her new bird tattoo has been making the rounds. The picture doesn’t show her face and very well could be some trailer park skank instead of Christina. The topless photo also came with two other photos of Christina and her on again off again boyfriend Adam Goldberg. Those pictures combined with the visible scars on the previously mentioned breasts, is good enough for the lawyers, so I can say without a shadow of a doubt, that those are in fact Wednesday Addams breasts. At least I hope it is, because I dont want another letter from a pissed off lawyer.

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Peace love and hair grease



Oh so creepy


Wednesday is all grown up


Well she has been in a tattoo shop


Def could have gone without seeing Adam "Wolfman" Goldberg


If theres a scar on the tit, then you must acquit

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Playboy's Jurgita Valts Red Chair

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Due to computer issues, it’s been awhile since I posted a HBOTD and I apologize for the hiatus. I think everything is fixed now, so bring on the bitches!! Awhile back, I posted some pictures of Playboy’s Jurgita Valts and since then a ton of people have asked me to post some more of her. I still don’t know anything about her, but after looking at the last pictures for the hundredth time, I realized that she actually has some amazing eyes. You really can’t tell in the following pictures and I seriously doubt you will even make it to her eyes. I need some ideas, so drop me a line letting me know who you guys and gals want to see on here.

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Peace love and hair grease









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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Keeley Hazell 2007 Calendar and HQ Nuts Topless pictures

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Well I decided not to go to the Borat screening tonight, so I figured I would at least do something productive with my night. Thanks to new of pictures of Brittan’s secret 32E starred general, Keeley Hazell, my on going mission to prove the British Big Boob Conspiracy Theory has once again gained momentum. You can save your emails, telling me similar sites have already posted these. I held off posting these for a reason. Today is WWJ’s Internet Gangsta, Tim’s birthday and since he is the only one I know that gets as excited as I do when new Keeley pictures surface, I held off posting them until today. Hopefully these pictures will hold him over until I get a chance to take him to Hooters for his birthday.


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Peace love and hair grease

2007 is already shaping up to be a good year!








The pictures from Nuts are HQ, so thats why they take longer to load you tard



ALL HAIL QUEEN KEELEY

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Playboy's Girls of the Big 12

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Things have been super busy and I am way behind on posting, but for some reason I think you have been able to survive. College football is off and running and after this past weekend’s great games, I decided to expand my ground breaking three part series: Naked College Girls and the Men (and in some cases that are really hot, Women) Who Love Them. Yes, it is time for part four featuring the sexy gals of the Big 12. For some reason, some of you guys have wanted to know the names of these girls. I really don’t care what their names are or if they ever attended one class at a Big 12 school or any school for that matter. They are hot and naked and that is all that matters. Since I am in the Christmas, I figured I would help get your stalking off on the right foot by including their names, so happy stalking. Just in case you missed them the first time, I am also going to include the links for the previous installments. I am going to see a special screening of Borat tomorrow night, so don’t expect any posts. Screw you man, I am allowed to take some time off, it’s not like I get paid to do this shit.

As always send hate mail jimmy@ImBehindSchedule.net

Peace love and hair grease

Girls of the ACC

Girls of the Pac 10

Girls of the SEC





Alexandra Hill


Allie Love


Amanda Adams


Ashley Thompson


Cady Thomas


Courtney Storm


Courtney Tyler


Delaine Barnes


Hanah Samon


Jenna Lee Deforke


Jessica Lorin



Jordan Monroe


Kelli Gallo


Lonnie Ann


Marin Noble


Nia Ryder, Mandy Troost, Jaclyn Valdez


Nikki England, Stephanie Marie


Reagan Yun


Savannah Taylor


Sophia Garcia


Tassia Bauman


Taylor Alessandra


Whitney Lane, Susana Rose

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Friday, September 15, 2006

Janelle From Big Brother All Stars Nude

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Along with emails for weight loss and penis enlargement, my inbox is typically filled with links and pictures that you people think are funny. I am still waiting for my inbox to be filled with pictures of some hot half naked chick holding up a sign saying she loves my site and thinks I am hot, hell I would even settle for a ugly girl showing me and the site some love. However I barley get 2,000 hits a day and the majority of those are people just searching Google for naked pictures of celebrities, so the chances of me getting a hot fan to send me pictures are as good as my odds on winning the lottery. I had a point to all of this, but now I am not sure what it was. Oh, the other day I finally had some good pictures waiting in my inbox. I can’t say I was surprised to see 3 nude pictures of Janelle from Big Brother All Stars. I only caught the show when I was flipping channels, but I do remember seeing this girl on there. I am sure these pictures have been all over the net already, but I figured I would still post them, because she is some what famous and she is naked. I am sure I will see 20 girls that look just like her at the Sutra Lounge on Saturday and these pictures may come in handy when I come home alone.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@JerginsUnscentedWithAloe.net

Peace love and hair grease

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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Tiffany Vs. Debbie Gibson, Playboy Showdown

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I was thinking out loud at work today about which lovely lady would be lucky enough to grace the pages of the HBOTD, when my boss Danny suggested I do something for the older visitors to my site. He wanted to see Tiffany, that teen pop star from the 80’s, Playboy spread from a few years back. It sounded like a good idea, but I decided to make it better by also including the Playboy pictures of Tiffany’s mortal enemy, Debbie Gibson. If you are in your mid 20’s to your mid 30’s and claim that you didn’t own one of their CD’s you’re a fucking liar and just a horrible person. I honestly can’t remember how any of Debbie Gibson’s songs went, but since Danny mentioned Tiffany to me today, I can’t get “I Think We’re Alone Now” out of my head. I am sure you will also find yourself humming it as you scan over these pictures. Thanks to Danny for the suggestion and huge thanks to WWJ’s own Internet Gangsta, Tim, for helping me locate the Tiffany pics. Now I give you the world debut of WWJ’s Playboy Showdown!! Vote for your favorite naked 80’s teen pop star in the comment section.

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Peace love and hair grease



TIFFANY




















Debbie Gibson











THE END

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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Lindsay Lohan's Bad Month, See Through, Upskirt, Bikini, Boob Grab, Nip Slip


Lindsay Lohan is having a bad month and the internets are loving it. This past month Lindsay has given the net some great candid, nip slip, see though and bikini pictures. Frankly I have gotten tired of the 100 plus bikini pictures that the celebrity bloggers have been posting each day of Lindsay and that’s one of many reason I steered my site away from the celeb shit. Last week all the bloggers went ape shit when it was revealed that Firecrotch is actually bald. You think after revealing your “MOOSE KNUCKLE” to the world, that you might throw on a thong next time you wore a dress, but not our Lindsay as she showed her mangled box again this week. Besides all the pictures, Lindsay’s bag containing over a million bucks of jewelry and her “asthma” medicine was stolen. Even though I played one on TV, I am not a doctor, but it seems to me if you have “severe asthma” (which is always given as the reason for her missing call times and not her late night partying) you wouldn’t be smoking two packs of Parliament’s a day. Then there were reports that her boyfriend Harry ”Pink Taco” was going to propose after he was seen buying a huge diamond ring. Well two weeks later and still no engagement, so you might want to return the blender you had picked out for them.

I want to take this time to reach out to Lindsay and offer some sage advice. Linds (that’s what I call her when I pretend we are friends) everyone has a bad week, so cheer up my lil freckle muffin. You can turn this all around and make more money from it then your last movie that no one remembers did at the box office. Ever since you turned 18, Playboy has been offering you a ton of cash to pose nude. The world has seen what you got now, so no need to be shy. Its time to take Hef up on his offer, before you can no longer use “I was in Mean Girls” to get an audition. Your body looks a hundred times better then it did last year, so I am glad you started eating again or at least cut back some on the coke. But you’re a GINGER, so why the hell am I seeing a 100 plus pictures of a day walker trying to get a tan each day? Now from my past experience, I know that after doing an 8 ball, chugging a fifth of Jack Daniels and having wild monkey sex that it’s difficult to remember to put your crusty thong back on. This is why you must learn the always handy “Pull ‘Em To The Side” technique from one of your elder hoes. Maybe all that Oscar hype we have been hearing from your Mom will pan out, but if not I am sure you will make some great friends in rehab, just make sure they don’t have a digital camera.

Well I feel like our lil talk will help cheer her up and get her back on the right path, but most likely it will result in another letter from some lawyer and a visit from the FBI. In case you missed these over the past month, here is a recap of the pictures that has Lindsay so down.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@FreckleMuffin.net

Peace love and hair grease




I dont know why I have a feeling we will be seeing a real one of these soon







Nothing like a classic Nipple Slip...well almost one


How bad you want that ring Linds??


Harry the "Pink Taco" shows the proper way to greet a girl


Grab...tweak...


then kiss and grab the ass


I will slow it down for you virgins...First you cup them


Next you give them a squeeze


Then you give the nipples a good tweak.. it works every time, trust me


These are shitty See Throughs, but good enough for this site


Seems fitting there was a picture of her wearing a Pink Taco Shirt the day before these picturs showed up all over the net


The MOOSE KNUCKLE pictures the net went crazy over last week and if you cant figure out that these pictures are NSFW then you deserved to get fired for clicking on them





Just in case you didnt get a good view the first time she did it, she was nice enough to give us another peek today

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Jurgita Valts Playboy's Cybergirl of the Month

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I don’t know much about Playboy’s Cybergirl of the Month, Jurgita Valts, so save your emails asking me about her life story. I don’t know where she is from or if she even speaks English. I don’t know what her turn-ons are or if she likes to cut the crust off her peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Hell, I don’t even know how to pronounce her name. If you are worried about any of these things, then I suggest you chase a bottle of pills with a fifth of vodka, because your life isn’t going to get any better. All you need to know about Jurgita is that she is smoking hot and that she is naked in the following pictures. A bit of advice for the ladies that sometimes visit this site, wearing your man’s shirt and high heels is sexier then anything you can buy from Victoria’s Secret.

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Peace love and hair grease

















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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Michelle Marsh Nude in UK Maxim October 2006 Ashlee Simpson?

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. In my ongoing attempt to prove my British Big Boob Conspiracy, I thought I would present you with some more undeniable evidence. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Michelle Marsh. I am not sure what else she has done besides posing topless in every major magazine in England, but I with cans like that I really don’t care and you shouldn’t either. Do you remember those two weeks, after her nose job when Ashlee Simpson was hot? Maybe it’s me but Michelle looks like a bustier Ashlee in these pictures from the October issue of Maxim UK. Well pervs, hope you enjoy the newest evidence that helps support my British Big Boob Conspiracy.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@BritishBigBoobConspiracy.net

Peace love and hair grease


Close enough for my imagination










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