Back To School With Nikki Cox

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. School is about to start back up for me, so I figured I would do a post to get me ready for the upcoming semester. I thought about posting some pictures of a girl in a Catholic school girl outfit, but since girls in college only wear that on Halloween, I decided to go with some pictures of Nikki Cox playing the role of the hot teacher. Now granted my school is not filled with a bunch of hot professors that are in need of a good dicking, actually I have only seen one hot teacher and she always comes off like a stuck up bitch. However, the campus will be filled with a bunch of hot freshmen poon looking for acceptance, guidance and someone to buy their sweet underage asses some booze. For all you new and returning students, I want to offer you some valuable advice. First, make sure you stock up your fridge with some gay fruity alcoholic refreshments, because freshmen bitches love wine coolers. Flowers and jewelry may be the key to her heart, but wine coolers are the key to getting inside her cooch. Now you may run into a dry spell that no amount of wine coolers can help break. Hey it happens to the best of us, so don’t worry things will turn around, but until it does, porn is your friend. Just remember not to watch porn after your stoned ass ate a shit load of Doritos or Cheetos, because when your dry spell does end, it is going to be quite embarrassing explaining to the girl why you have an orange dick. Next, if your living in a dorm, go buy yourself some sandals to wear in the shower, because if do not wear some flops in the shower you will end up with some nasty fungus on your feet. Finally, I know your funds are limited, and rubbers are not cheap, but the health center sells them a hell of a lot cheaper then the gas station next to the frat house. Last thing you want is matching fungi on your feet and your nuts, because a shot of penicillin won’t clear up everything. Hope everyone has a great poon filled semester!

As always send hate mail to jimmy@FreshmenBitchesLoveWineCoolers.net

Peace love and hair grease