Time For Something New

Since I have been rather busy with school and haven’t had much time for posts, I figured it was time to try something new here at WWJ. I am going to start to do a post each week of several HBOTD worthy links that you should check out. My brain is fried from a hectic week at school and I have yet to come up with a name for this post. I refuse to use link or babe “dump” like every other web site does. If you happen to have any ideas for a name just drop me an email. Since I spend countless hours each week looking at porn, I figured this would be an easy post to do each week. The Porn Czar used to do a post just like this and I know that a lot of you miss those posts, so hopefully mine will eventually turn out as good as his. I shouldn’t have to say this, but all the links are NSFW.

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Desperate Housewives Star Eva Longoria Nude in Arena sorta

Flip, flop and all that crap, it’s time for the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Desperate Housewives’ star Eva Longoria was on top of the world last year, as she was one of Hollywood’s hottest stars. A year has gone by and after low ratings on DH and a couple of straight to DVD movies, it seems nobody except Tony Parker cares about Eva anymore. Desperate for attention, Eva decided to pose nude, though covered up, in Arena. She may not be as popular as she was last year, but after seeing these pictures I know I wouldn’t think twice about playing slip and slide with her.

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Alison Angel Likes Da Bears in the Super Bowl

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I think I was the only person outside of Chicago that wasn’t pulling for “America’s Team” the Saints. I am not a Bears fan, but I was so damn happy to see them win. Why? A Bears win meant that I wouldn’t be bombarded this Super Bowl with more fucking Hurricane Katrina stories. It has been like 6 years since they got a little bit of rain, so enough with the damn sob stories. I am so tired of sports being pussified by the networks and the leagues. I don’t tune in to see a 20 minute piece on how some player has a brother that’s a tard and that on his off days he takes his drooling brother to the park to feed the ducks. Give me the stats, the injury reports and maybe some history of the teams, that’s it!!! I know the networks are just trying to cater to the women that tune in, but I am pretty sure that over 60% of the audience is still men. Ladies if you want a heart warming story go watch Lifetime. Not only are sports becoming pussified by the networks, the leagues are getting into it too. This past season MLB players used PINK bats in support of breast cancer. WTF? When did the Queer Eye guys starting running MLB? Now before you write that hate email telling me how important breast cancer awareness month is, let me say I am all for Saving The Boobies, it just doesn’t belong in MLB, take the pink ribbon over to the WNBA. Sports are meant for guys and don’t need to be filled with heart warming stories or pink ribbons. So thankfully the Saints loss means no Katrina stories this year, but I am sure by the end of the first quarter I will have heard “black coach” about 2,500 times. The media is pretty much slapping them in the face by overlooking their coaching talents and making their race an issue. They made it to the Super Bowl because they are both good coaches, plain and simple. That’s enough ranting from me. After seeing these pictures of Alison Angel wearing a Chicago jersey, I will continue to pull for Daaa Bears.

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Video of the Day - Courteney Cox Sex Tape? No, but she has a vibrator

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I had some people ask me if there is a sex tape of Courtney Cox floating around the net. Well sorry to disappoint you, but there is no tape of Courtney comforting a heart broken Jennifer Aniston with a jack rabbit. Well at least one hasn’t leaked yet and even though I know it would be ruined with David Arquette’s attempt at wacky and witty commentary, I am still hopefully it will make its way to the net one day. There is however a video floating around the net of Courtney Cox playing with her pocket rocket. I am guessing this is the video people keep asking about. Keep your hands on the keyboard guys; it is not that kind of video. It is just a scene from her new show on FX called Dirt, meaning its network TV and you don’t see a thing. Awh don’t cry, you can always use Google to find a ton of fake lesbian pictures of the Friend’s cast. Have fun googling.

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This was on cable TV, but it could still be considered NSFW. So if your boss is a total dick, you better wait till you get home to watch it.

Tricia Helfer in Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. This is turning out to be a good week here at the HBOTD. First the Keeley Hazell Sex Tape hits the net and now the long awaited Tricia Helfer Playboy spread is out. You probably have no clue who Tricia is, but every geek just messed his pants as soon as they read “Tricia Helfer Playboy.” Well I don’t feel like typing so if you don’t know her, just go to this old post I did on her last year. There are also a ton of pictures of her on that post. The Playboy pics are good, but it didn’t answer the burning question of whether cylons wax or leave a landing strip. Oh well at least we see fraking cylon boobs!!

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Hanna Hilton and Her Golden Globes Pics and Video

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I know some of you got suckered by your wife of girl friend into watching the Golden Globes tonight. Unlike you, I am not a pussy and if my girl friend wanted me to watch some gay crap like that I would tell her “get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie.” I’m not sure but this is probably one of the many reasons why I am single. However I do know that I didn’t have to watch that stupid shit tonight and you did. I also sadly know that I didn’t get laid tonight and you probably at least got a bj for sitting thru that crap with your woman. That’s ok though because I have these pictures of Hanna Hilton and her Golden Globes to keep me company. Since Hanna Hilton Week ended back in November, I have been getting requests for more videos of her, so here you go another Hanna Hilton video.


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The Keeley Hazell Sex Tape

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So I promised I would do two posts this weekend. The first was Hannah Hilton pictures along with a video, while the second was SI cover model Carolyn Murphy’s sex tape. Well you can thank WWJ’s own Internet Gangsta for those not making it to the site today. For those of you who visit the site often, you know that I have a slight obsession with the leader of the British Big Boob Conspiracy, Keeley Hazel. So today, Tim sent me the Holy Grail, the Keeley Hazel Sex Tape!! Ok so the camera work is worst then the Paris Hilton tape and you really don’t get to see enough of Keeley, but I’m not complaining. I will get to the other posts I promised, later this week, until then enjoy some Keeley. Huge thanks goes to my new hero Tim!!

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UPDATE

Since some peeps had trouble watching the video, here it is in another format.

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PART TWO

Raven Riley Makes Ohio State Fans Smile

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Last nights BCS Championship game wasn’t too exciting, but it was kind of surprising the ass whooping Florida gave to Ohio State. Since I know a lot of you Buckeye fans are still crying like a little bitch today about how OSU would have won if Ginn didn’t get hurt, I thought I would do a post to help cheer you up. So here is internet superstar Raven Riley showing off her lil buckeyes.

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There is always next season...The End

WWJ Goes Back To School - Day 1

Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school.

Over four years ago I was one semester away from graduating from UGA, but I had my dream job and for some reason I decided to quit school. Well today was my first day back in school and somehow despite having a ton of issues with registration and being extremely nervous about leaving a steady pay check, my first day went very well. I was asked the other day if I was going to quit doing the site since I was back in school. I will continue to do the site, but due to my limited time and not wanting to interfere with my school, there will be some changes coming soon. I did want to thank everyone who has been emailing me ideas for the site. I actually do read the emails you guys and gals send in. It has been hectic around here lately, but I promise I will get to all those suggestions for the HBOTD really soon. That’s all for tonight bitches, because the BCS Championship game is now on.

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Yeah jackass, maybe I will take a class on Photoshop

Former Louisville Cheerleader Becca Manns

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The other night Gustavomaciel, WWJ’s lone reader from below the border, sent me a message asking if I had the pictures of the high school cheerleader scandal from Texas. I had only caught the tail end of the story on the news, but it turns out the pictures weren’t worth posting. However there are some good pictures of a now former Louisville cheerleader that are worth posting. Since I know all of you have a cheerleader fantasy, I give you Becca Manns the kinkiest lil cheerleader in all of Louisville.

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Down Time

WWJ Headquarters nestled in the lovely Shaddy Acres Trailer Park, got hit wiht some "possible" tornados today. I am without cable and internet, so it looks like there is going to be some down time.

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Megan Hauserman of Beauty and the Geek in Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So for some reason they are bringing back the show Beauty and the Geek. Hopefully you have some balls and are watching/watched the Sugar Bowl and not the premier of B&G season 3. Just in case your woman has you by the short hairs and made you watch that instead of football, you caught a glimpse of Megan Hauserman. Besides being a member of this seasons cast, she was also Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Week back in February of 2006. Halftime is over, so I am getting back to the game, enjoy the pictures bitches!!

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Maria Sharapova 2007 Swimsuit Calendar

It’s a two for Tuesday here at WWJ, so here is another Hot Bitch of the Day. Today is my cop buddy Isaac’s birthday and because it’s always good to have some friends that can keep you out of jail, this post is for him. Here is the 2007 calendar of Isaac’s future girl friend Maria Sharapova. Now I don’t follow tennis at all, but I do know that women’s tennis is always great for background noise while looking at porn on the net. On that note, Happy Birthday Isaac!!

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Keeley Hazell and the Topless 100 of 2006

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Zoo is by far the best magazine I have never read. They are the guys responsible for Keeley Hazell and the rest of the British Big Boob Conspiracy All Stars. What better way to start the New Year then with their recap of the 100 Hottest Topless Pictures of 2006. To make it even better, they have Keeley giving her expert opinion. So unless you live in England, you wont know many of these girls, but hey they are topless so does it really matter you don’t them?

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Some more of your winner the lovely Miss Keeley.









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