Olivia Munn Rocks The Princess Leia Slave Bikini

Flippity floppity an all that jive it’s the WWJ HBOTD. Last week I did a little tribute to Star Wars turning 30 and on Friday, G4’s Attack of the Show did their own tribute to Star Wars. I haven’t been home since Friday and sadly I missed the show and only got to see some small clips on the internets. Olivia Munn, the hottie co-hostess has slowly been moving up my list based on her wait for it… her personality. Yes even a male chauvinistic asshole like me takes personality into consideration. On Friday’s show however, her personality took a back seat and her rocking out the Princess Leia slave outfit helped move her all the way into my elite top 5. In fact, I am either in love now or have a bad case of indigestion. Those of you that actually know me and complain that I need to find a girl and settle down… Kristi, find me an Olivia Munn clone and I might consider it.

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In case you missed her segment on Friday like I did, here it is.

Happy Memorial Day

Hope everyone is having a fun and safe Memorial Day weekend. Now I don’t care what your opinion is on the war in Iraq, if you happen to see a soldier don’t forget to thank him or her for giving your ass the right to have an opinion. Since I have yet to see a soldier this weekend, I along with the rest of the WWJ staff would like to send a huge thank you to all our soldiers, past and present, for serving their country. Just for shit and giggles, I figured I would throw up this video of a soldier making the best of his time over in the sandbox, by doing his impression of Will Ferrell as Harry Caray.

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UFC Hottie Kerri Kasem

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Last nights UFC 70 was one of the best ppv’s they have ever had. Sure all the media coverage was about the rematch of Chuck Liddell VS Quentin Jackson for the championship (like I predicted Rampage won it, though he did it a round earlier then I thought and I didn’t win as much money), but the entire night was action packed. I had planned on doing some posts leading up to the ppv, but I am lazy and never got around to it. For those of you that have been watching UFC for awhile, you may remember Joe Rogan didn’t always do the post fight in-ring interviews. The job actually used to belong to the very MILFey, Kerri Kasem. I still stand by my opinon that women should not be sport’s announcers or sideline reporters, but if they are hot, have big boobs and wear skimpy outfits I don’t really care how bad they suck. In case you were wondering, she is not Casey Kasem’s wife, she is his daughter, KOINKS.

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VOD - What Makes Guys Horny

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I drank way too much during last nights UFC event and I am currently nursing a great hangover. While resting up for tonight’s Zac Brown Band concert, I checked some of the comments on the YouTube videos I uploaded. I love all the negative comments that I am getting on my horrid remake of The Landlord and checking it has actually turned into my daily source of entertainment. I already knew it was a bad remake and that I can’t act, but it also appears I am “fucking ugly.” I don’t know how I will ever recover from some girl on the net calling me ugly, but I figured making a video response about whether or not I am ugly would be fun. So until I make that video, you should go read all the great comments.

As for the VOD, this is a great explanation of a question that girls ask constantly “Why are guys always horny?” Hopefully this video will help some of you girls understand that it’s not our fault.

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WWJ's Star Wars Tribute

The 30^th Anniversary of Star Wars is this week and we here at WWJ decided there was only one way to celebrate it, with tons of hot chicks in Star Wars outfits. So here is a WWJ tribute to Star Wars, Hot Bitch of the Day style.

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My infamous Lightsaber BJ is back on YouTube.




Lucy Becker is another one of the British Big Boob Conspiracy girls and last year she took these pictures for a Maxim calendar.








Im not sure if this is the same Rachel Perry that used to be on Vh-1 and I really don’t care.



Bai Ling had a very small role in Revenge of the Sith, but it was cut from the movie. Many said that George Lucas was pissed about her and her huge pencil eraser nipples posing in Playboy.




















Sure Carrie Fisher is now old and unattractive, but she gave an entire generation of guys their first chubby, when she donned the slave outfit in Return of the Jedi.










Jennifer Aniston helped increase the number of Princess Leia fantasies in an early episode of Friends.




For some reason the Star Wars tribute film Fan Boys keeps getting pushed back, the trailer actually looked good and it has Veronica Mars hottie Kristen Bell in the Leia slave outfit.




I am not sure if she is still alive or if this picture is even real, but here is Sabrina the Teenage Witch.



I have only met one hot girl that told me she would gladly dress up in the slave outfit, but sadly she was taken and wouldn’t fulfill my life long dream. I was beginning to think I would just have to fly to Vegas and pay for it. Well it seems there is still some hope for my Wookie to have a Princess Leia without having to paying for it. The following pictures have restored my faith that my dream will one day come true.

































































































































































Just for sit and giggles, here are some girls dressed in other Star Wars outfits.

British Invasion Finale

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So everyone said I was either crazy or high on glue when I wrote about my British Big Boob Conspiracy. I still stand by my claims that all these big boobed hot chicks were genetically engineered by the British government to invade the US and take back the country for the Queen. I know it is hard to believe, that’s why I am going to show you some undeniable proof of their plans. Some good CIA spies gave their lives to take these pictures of this failed attempt by the British to invade the US. Thanks to lots of alcohol and a huge lesbian orgy, the Royal Navy never made it’s way across the pond. So that wraps up the British Invasion posts, the bitches of reality TV is on tap for next week. However, up next is the only way that I could think of to pay tribute to Star Wars turning 30, tons of girls in Star Wars costumes.

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British Invasion Blonde Edition

Flipity, floppity, fap, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Before I take a nap to rest up for WWJ’s Sr. photographer, Ray’s party, I figured I would throw up a quick Blonde Edition of the British Invasion. Only two more British Invasion posts left and then some UFC related hotties. Also, because I am a geek, there will be a HBOTD post to celebrate Star Wars turning 30. I will most likely be to hungover on Sunday, so don’t expect any new posts until Monday.

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Emma Jensen



Kayleigh Pearson





Michelle Marsh and Cara Brett

British Big Boobs

Flip, flop and fap, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I don’t feel like typing, which is good for you, since only my Mom and 2 of my friends actually read what I write. I know all you care about is the T&A and I can live with that. The British Invasion continues with more proof of why I love British magazines.

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CARA BRETT


JANA DEFI


KITTY LEA




PETA TODD


SOPHIE HOWARD



ZOE MORRELL


LUCY PINDER

WWJ Summer Drinking Tour - SoCo Music Experience

The 2007 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour had a small stop this past weekend at the SoCo Music Experience in beautiful downtown Atlanta. It was a free concert featuring the Zac Brown Band, Sick Puppies and Cypress Hill. Thanks to 99X web page having the time wrong we missed Zac Brown, but we did catch the Sick Puppies. A strong storm ended up rolling thru and we left early. Here are some of the pictures and a video ofone of the many characters that was at the show. I have another funny video of a drunk/high old lady that was supposed to be cleaning, that I may post up later. Now go watch the video bitches!!

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Dont sneak up on Vince


I did a bumper for 99X and just like the Thrashers they will never use it


The drunk/high lady..funny video on it's way


Party Like A Rockstar.. Totally Dude!!!






Party Like A Rockstar the VIDEO

WWJ Goes Back To School Update

Back in January I made a decision to quit my job and give up a steady income, to go back to school and finish my degree. Well my first semester is over and I some how survived and passed all my classes. I actually did better then just passing my classes, I ended up with 4 A’s and one B. I would have got all A’s, but I screwed up big time on one of my finals. For the first time ever I made the fucking Dean’s List, so it turns out that I am not as big of a retard as everyone thought. Here are some of the things I learned in my first semester back in school.

1. Not having a steady income sucks and eating Ramen noodles gets old real quick.
2. School is fucking expensive and I didn’t save enough money. Hell my 4 books came in just under $500.
3. I had more free time when I worked a full time job.
4. I make for one ugly woman.
5. I plan to sue Girls Gone Wild for influencing me to go back to school, because that shit just doesn’t happen.
6. I have no game and the hot girls on campus look to me as the fun uncle and not the guy they want to bang.
7. Campus cops are dicks and are just upset that they couldn’t make it as a real cop, so they hand out bullshit tickets.
8. I can’t act.
9. I am not as stupid as I and apparently everyone else thought I was.
10. I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.

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Lucy Pinder Topless

Flipping and flopping on with the British Invasion, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Due to being so busy with school, I never got around to posting a lot of great pictures. One of those sets I never got around to was of Lucy Pinder finally showing off her breasts. She was notorious for posing topless and always covering up just enough to make it PG-13. Some said it was because she was too classy to pose nude, but I was beginning to wonder if she had some kind of deformity. Like and extra nipple or perhaps one of her nipples got cut off in a bad bike accident. Then it dawned on me that she could possible be a mutant and there could be some wise rebel leader living in her breast, you know like in Total Recall. Even though these pictures debunk all my theories as to why she didn’t show them, I still think there is a mutant hiding in there and it is planning the invasion.

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Michelle Marsh and Jana Defi

Flipping and flopping hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It’s time to get back to the ongoing British Invasion of WWJ. Last week I did a Two for Tuesday with Hanna Hilton and because I was too lazy to think of anything clever to put on the picture I am doing it again today. These pictures of Michelle Marsh and Jana Defi are from earlier this year, but still worth a look. In case you were wondering Jana likes long walks on the beach at night, Italian cuisine…. Shit, who cares what she likes, just look at those 34G’s.

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Lindsay Lohan Slips A Nip While Wearing A Bikini

Insert lame tag line here_____________. I was working on some school crap when some new pictures showed up in my inbox. So I am taking a small commercial break from the ongoing British Invasion to bring you some nip slip pictures from Miss Firecrotch 2006, Lindsay Lohan. I have a ton of school crap to do, so insert you own stupid rant on how Lohan used to be hot and disease free here________________.

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Not really a fan of the light ones, but beggers cant be choosers




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