VOD - 2 Girls 1 Cup The Sickest Video You Will Ever See
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Ok I really don’t approve this video, as has to be one of the sickest fucking things I have ever witnessed, but it is all the talk of the net right now. If you can make it thru the whole video, your more of a man then me. This video is EXTREMELY NSFW, you have been warned so don’t bitch at me because you got fired for watching this sick shit on your lunch break. I am going to go watch some Disney movies now to regain my innocence.
Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have a love/hate relationship with Halloween. I love Halloween, because it’s the one time of the year that all girls slut it up. Yes even that sweet innocent girl in the office or in your class will slut it up. Then you have the sluty girl that sluts it up to past stripper levels. Halloween just seems to bring out all girls inner slut and it is a beautiful thing my friend. Then comes the part of Halloween that I hate, wearing a fucking costume!! The Jew in me doesn’t want to spend the money on a costume I am only going to wear once, but the kid in me knows the only way I will bag a Rainbow Brite or a Sexy Nurse, is if I wear a costume. I don’t care who you are or what your costume is, dudes look like total douche bags in Halloween costumes. Guys don’t have the luxury of slutting up like the gals, well gay guys can, but a straight guy can not go as a Sexy Doctor. No, we have to deal with goofy ass costumes that actually hurt our chances of going home with the slutty Strawbery Shortcake. I say fuck it, don’t buy a costume, just go out in what you’d normally wear. You will be the only one not looking like a total tool and thus increasing your chances for the night. Now just find the girl dressed up in the outfit that you always asked your ex to wear for you, but the bitch would never wear, not even for your damn birthday. Good luck on your Tricks and Treats expedition!! Here is the first of several Halloween themed HBOTD posts to come, British model Jodie Marsh slutting it up as the construction worker from the Village People. As an added bonus here is a great classic web video about Sexy costumes.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Ok so after another busy ass week at school, I finally got some time to throw up a couple of posts. Since it is breast cancer awareness month, this video from those crazy Japanese, gives you yet another reason to save the tatas. I guess boobs are like hemp, there are a million uses for them.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. So I don’t do the whole cam thing, but I am sure a lot of you pervs have scoured those yahoo chat rooms to find some chick with a cam. Well congrats, because your sick ass will either wind up on How To Catch A Predator or you will have this happen to you. Granted if you are from Alabama this situation wouldn’t be to bad, especially if the girl is hot. A requested HBOTD is on the way.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I am lazy and don’t feel like typing, so just watch this hilarious video about the tough training of a hopeful kicker. This should get you ready for this weekends games.
Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I am kind of surprised at the amount of requests I have had for today’s HBOTD. I guess since it’s sorta newsworthy, people are curious. So kids, here is what taking steroids and cheating gets you, a homerun record* and a buttaface (that a ton of airbrush couldn’t even help) on the side for those road games away from the wife. So fuck training your ass off kids, drop your pants and stick that needle in your ass and you can be the next Bonds. Ok I am not going to go on another I hate Barry Bonds rant, cause I actually feel sorry for him now. Sure this girl has a great body, but I am not mega rich and famous and I can pull better trim then this on an off day. On a side note, I haven’t mentioned it on here yet, mainly due to some legal issues, but I got a job at the beginning of the semester and if all goes well this week, my first podcast should be hitting the web next week. More details about all that later, for now just enjoy the past two weeks most requested bitch.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The last couple weeks has seen a ton of rumors about celebrity sex tapes. There was the fake Meg White video, which no one really cared about even if it was real. There have been talks of an Elisha Cuthbert tape, which if is true we will sadly never get to see. Then there is the talks of yet another Britney Spears tape, which if the guy who banged her can get over the embarrassment of putting his dick inside a beached whale, will soon be one rich whale fucker and the video will be all over the nets. Yes sadly people actually want to see that, but I am scared it will give me nightmares. I want to say there was also talks of some other celeb having a tape floating out there, but I am still brain dead from this week and cant remember. Finally there were strong rumors of an Eva Longoria sex tape, which everyone would love to see. Well turns out it the rumors were real, sort of. Yes leave it to Will Ferrell and the rest of the guys over at Funny or Die, to cause a commotion on the net again. So here is the Eva Longoria sex tape with Eric Christian Olsen. Hope that clears up all the emails I have been getting about posting these sex tapes. Also I thought to make up for the lack of a real sex tape that I would throw in these old FHM, but still great pics from FHM. Enjoy bitches.
Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I just had the week from hell and while I was trying to drown my sorrows last night, the conversation turned to Latina hottie Eva Mendes. She has a new movie coming out with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch and the trailer reminds me of a weak version of The Departed. I am pretty sure it is rated R, which means she is most likely naked in it and that alone is worth the price of a tix. So the discussion last night reminded me that I had been hanging onto these see thru pictures of her. I had hoped to find some better quality ones, but for some reason they still haven’t made their way online. If the high quality ones ever show up, I will post them up, but for now you will just have to deal with these. I will knock out some requests this weekend, so you don’t have to keep emailing me about Vanessa Hudgens new scandalous pictures or the Eva Longoria sex tape.
