Keeley Hazell To Keep You Company In 2008

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I cant even remember the last time I posted pics of my British obsession, Miss Keeley Hazell, but her 2008 calendar is out, so Welcome Back Keeley. She looks great in the pics, but the calendar pisses me the fuck off. When you are known for being a TOPLESS model, what is the point of putting out a calendar that doesn’t show off those amazing natural 32 E’s. Not showing off her fun bags is like making Koolaid without any sugar or drinking nonalcoholic, it’s fucking pointless. Honestly you could see more skin in this year’s JC Penny’s catalogue, but since the request will flood in for these pics, here they are. Enjoy bitches and see if you can spot the areolas.

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VOD - Normal Guy Rap

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I got a ton of school work to do and plus I am in a pissy mood, so I am going to keep this short and sweet. Just watch the fucking video, its pretty damn funny. Thanks to Alan for sending this one in.

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VOD - Eric Cartman College Football Intro

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Ok, despite me being pissed that UK has a shitty kicker and a QB that cant run the damn ball in when my asthmatic ass could have walked it in for the score, today was filled with a ton of great games. Did anyone catch the Colorado/Nebraska game? Well all season long ABC/ESPN has been having famous alumni/fans doing some stupid intros of the starting line ups. However my hat is off to them for using Eric Cartman to intro Colorado. Just in case you happened to miss it or if you are just a pussy that doesn’t watch college football, here they are.

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Kim Kardashian By Request

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Im back bitches! It’s been a long day of college football and since I am pissed that UT beat UK and kept my UGA Bulldawgs out of the SEC Championship game, this is going to be short an sweet. Here is the oddly much requested Kim Kardashian spread. If you don’t know who she is, here is a quick wrap up as seen through the eyes of WWJ. Her dad was one of OJ’s lawyers and she got famous for partying with Paris Hilton and then taking Paris’ lead and using her Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset which “accidentally” got leaked onto the internets. Don’t worry if you haven’t seen it, cause I have seen Civil War documentaries sexier then that waste of $29.95. Now she has her own reality show on E! proving that no matter how little talent you possess you can still make it in Hollywood. I so hope that I get a Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset for Christmas, because I am ready for my own show too!!

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Got a band? Want your music in a movie?

Decided to take a super quick break from the 2 research papers, 1 presentation and 2 tests I have been working on, to help out one of my buddies. If you are in a band and would like your music to be in a movie, drop me a line ASAP. If you have a Myspace or Purevolume page include the links along with your contact info. I get a ton of email, so make sure you put something in the subject of the email to let me know it is for the movie. I will then pass it on to my buddy that is looking to put some music in his feature length film. All types of music are welcome, so get off your lazzy musician ass and drop me an email. Wrestlewithjimmy@gmail.com

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VOD - What's Your Story

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Several years ago, I was an intern for a great morning show here in Atlanta. Sadly, thanks to a case of some bad Mexican food and a trip to the can, The Regular Guys are no longer on the air. One of the hosts, Eric Von Haessler has been doing a podcast with the one of the funniest guys I have ever known, Tim Andrews and another former Atlanta morning show guy, Jimmy Baron. If your into the whole podcast thing, you should check it out on iTunes or one of their web sites, as it is worth a listen. The other host, Larry Wachs is now doing a hilarious show on the internets for Adult Swim’s video site Super Deluxe. If you like the Colbert Report and The Daily Show, your going to love What’s Your Story. Here are the first 3 episodes, enjoy bitches!


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Angelina Jolie Nude In Beowulf

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Ok I am a little behind on all the requests, so I figured I would start with one of the ones I have got a lot lately. I am really not sure why everyone is excited about Angelina Jolie being naked in the upcoming movie Beowulf. First of its not even her, it’s a CGI creation of what some guy thinks she looks like in the buff. Secondly, the movie is PG-13, which means this nude scene is pretty tame. Now, granted if it was a CGI version of her in some hardcore lesbian action, I would be first in line to see those DSL’s working their way around some other hot CGI bitch’s tuna town. Well since the movie is not even out yet, here are some stills from the trailer.

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2 Girls 1 Cup Keeps On Giving

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. So this 2Girls1Cup thing just wont die and now besides all the reaction videos, a bunch of parodies are popping up all over the net. Here are two of the parodies from FunnyorDie.com. Since school has slowed down a bit for me, I plan on doing a couple of HBOTD posts in the next couple days, so go easy on the “you’re a fucking lazy asshole, post some boobs already!!” emails. Remember I don’t make money off this site and I am in school so I don’t have to eat fucking Ramen noodles the rest of my life. No shit eating in these videos, but the audio is NSFW, so make sure your speakers aren't full blast.

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HBOTD Link Thingy Halloween Wrap Up

Hope everyone had a fun and safe Halloween. Heres a quick Halloween themed HBOTD Link Thingy for those of you that didnt get to go out and see all the slutty dressed chicks.

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