Jessica Alba Oscar Horror

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Well the Oscars were tonight and a bunch of films and people I have never heard of won a statue of a naked gold man. Is it any wonder why women and gay men love this shit. Out of all the movies nominated, I only saw Juno and since I knew it wasn’t going to win any awards and because I like boobs, I didn’t watch what I am sure was as exciting as a documentary on quilts. Well since it was all about the movies tonight, I figured I would finally throw up these pictures of Jessica Alba recreating some horror flicks. These pictures are from Latina magazine, which is surprisingly printed in English and only five months late on doing something for Halloween. I guess they are like the Taco Bell of the Latin magazine community. Well she may be knocked up, engaged and fully clothed in these pics, but it is still Jessica Alba and worth a post. I really think her fiancée is a tard, because she wouldn’t have had to poke a hole in my condom to get me to purpose. Even if she is a mega bitch, has bad breath or is a dead lay, she is Jessica fuckin Alba.

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